The other women were horrified and said they could never be with someone who had slept with that many women and further more they said any more than say 25 is too high, and how perverted and disgusting he was, and blah blah blah.
My good friend (guy) kind of looked at me and somewhat smirked. He is the ONLY friend I have who knows my score, and he knows that I lambasted over 200 women. That doesn't include about another 30 I only got BJs from. I am not proud of my conquests, but they are what they ar.
Of course my wife saw him glance smirking at me and now thinks I have a huge smash-count and has asked me repeatedly to tell her. I know for a fact she could never handle that number (as I once *jokingly* told her 40 once and she nearly cried) so I am trying to pass it off as he was smirking because he thought it was cool or something.
Now I am in the dog house because she thinks I am lying. Fuck, I want to punch my friend in the throat.