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8/13/19 5:53 PM
7/20/01
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8/13/19 5:54 PM
7/20/01
Posts: 7541

WARNING - this one involves some regurgitation

 

8/13/19 5:58 PM
7/20/01
Posts: 7542

knoxville takes it the best, but dude doesn't have a functional nerve left in his body

 

8/13/19 6:02 PM
7/31/06
Posts: 2212

You need the cans with caps for this, and might be the best solution without poisoning....

 

Mentos!  Use a sewing needle to thread / tie string to the mentos.

Unscrew cap, put mentos in, put cap back on, pull string so mentos ends at top while screwing back in.  Cut the visible end of string.

He opens the coke, eruption...

8/13/19 6:09 PM
11/14/16
Posts: 2294

Op the sad part of this whole episode is that your coworker is just showing you who’s dominant. He made sure to steal your drink while asking your assistance. You can’t do anything “official” because you are the bitch in that relationship. Now continue with adolescent pranks while the real man sits back at his desk drinking your coke and laughing, because he knows that there isn’t anything you can do about it. 

8/13/19 6:37 PM
11/20/09
Posts: 41074

Lol @ Shaq asking for ice cube chap stick ha ha ha ha ha

8/13/19 6:59 PM
11/23/07
Posts: 13169
Trumpsstinkypinky -

Op the sad part of this whole episode is that your coworker is just showing you who’s dominant. He made sure to steal your drink while asking your assistance. You can’t do anything “official” because you are the bitch in that relationship. Now continue with adolescent pranks while the real man sits back at his desk drinking your coke and laughing, because he knows that there isn’t anything you can do about it. 

You’re actually spot on about his mentality, but unfortunately he’s just not smart or powerful enough for this to end well for him. 

 

I wonder if a person feels dominant while wretching in the restroom every few minutes? 

8/13/19 7:00 PM
1/24/10
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8/13/19 7:05 PM
3/27/03
Posts: 43335

It’s a terrible trait I’m not proud of but I’m obsessed with vengeance... Why not a shit sandwich?  Just a smooth wipe across the ass on a nice high end sammich in the fridge 

8/13/19 8:38 PM
4/9/19
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Breezah -
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NiteProwleR -
KyokushinandBJJ -

I guess a quick fix is to shake the living fuck out of a can of pop. Once he opens it, he will have a nice mess to deal with. 

This is a great idea. I bet he doesn't clean it up bit fuck it it's a must do.

Btw, don't worry about these new snitchy bitchy posters OP. They are in every thread just ignore and move forward with vengeance which I promise will be sweeter than the finest wine.

You realize that when you shake a drink, you can open it like 20 seconds later and it is like it was never shaken right?  

Just saying.


Is this true, Mr. Wizard? 

Exactly how long do I have once shaken? He's been know to take one every.single.time before a particular meeting, so I can plot it just right if I'm aware of how much of a window I need between the shake and the take.

Approximately 20 seconds.

8/13/19 9:27 PM
5/29/18
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Breezah -
Helluvah Guy - 

Lol I have a guy at work who literally scans the fridge to see if people forgot about something in there so he can eat it.

He ate somebody's Halal food on Monday that was left from Friday.

He also somehow knew I had half a burrito bowl from chipotle even though it wasnt in the original container from the day before.

This guy does eat canned chicken (sponge says) that smells like tuna fish (has to be tuna) every day that we dont give him something, so theres that lol.

Now whenever we have leftovers from dinner at home I usually put a plate together for him. Makes his day lol


There's a stark contrast between need and greed.

Yeah I hear you.

There just no scenario I see this ending well, for co worker or you, if you try to get revenge.

Maybe a couple drops of laxative or something but like I said it just sounds risky and not worth it, unless you're ready to lose the job in a Half Baked manner.

8/13/19 10:39 PM
1/1/01
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yusul -

^op is a woman so that would be funny to write. 

Lol might as well just pee on them

8/13/19 10:42 PM
1/1/01
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branchdavidian -

^ just beat me to it - on Hot Ones they ALL get fucked by da bomb.  every single episode I've seen

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Ive tried this. There's def hotter but a few dabs will do. Mouth scorchingly hot.

8/13/19 10:44 PM
1/1/01
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Dysqo -

You need the cans with caps for this, and might be the best solution without poisoning....

 

Mentos!  Use a sewing needle to thread / tie string to the mentos.

Unscrew cap, put mentos in, put cap back on, pull string so mentos ends at top while screwing back in.  Cut the visible end of string.

He opens the coke, eruption...

Genius

8/13/19 10:47 PM
5/29/18
Posts: 2488

Put dogshit under his car door handle.

 

8/13/19 10:55 PM
9/12/12
Posts: 143

Lace some food with heaps of crushed laxatives 

8/13/19 11:24 PM
10/14/12
Posts: 5875

Lunchbag with a lock you dip shit 

8/13/19 11:24 PM
10/14/12
Posts: 5876

No offense, I got emotional 

8/14/19 12:02 AM
11/9/17
Posts: 7872

Fresh Carolina reaper pod, rub it across the lip of the drink. Motherfucker will NEVER drink that again! 

8/14/19 12:07 AM
11/9/05
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PelosiesPanties -

Fresh Carolina reaper pod, rub it across the lip of the drink. Motherfucker will NEVER drink that again! 

I actually like this...

Edited: 8/14/19 12:09 AM
4/30/10
Posts: 1047

I had a dude 20 plus years ago steal some hot pockets. I put a note on top of said hot pockets bent over backwards in the box with the following message. 

Dear Tom,

   Please don’t take any more of my hot pockets, if you do I’ll break your fat fucking fingers. 

         Love,  

            Jim

 

we never spoke of it and no more hot pockets dissapeared. 

8/14/19 1:05 AM
8/25/15
Posts: 7116

Jam an umbrella into his temple 

8/14/19 1:09 AM
9/23/07
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Dont do anything gross like jizz or spit.


Just make some tasty meals with a TON of super hot hot sauce.
8/14/19 1:15 AM
6/19/10
Posts: 4155
Anotherperson -

Super time consuming, but wrap the first row of drinks of a case in mountains of duct tape or something that is too much effort to bother stealing anymore. For the rest of the drinks, make cardboard sleeves that fit nicely over the cans. Cover the cardboard sleeves with duct tape. They'll all look the same. Or just shake the fuck out of the first row

Made me Lol

8/14/19 5:32 AM
6/10/03
Posts: 18609

I might know where to get some AIDS, hit me up