So I told a couple stories about my cousin Ron in another thread and got a good response. So this is the Ron thread.
Let me preface by saying I love my cuz very much. We've been close all of our lives. But as you'll see, Ron is an idiot.
Episode 1: Ronbies phone deceptions.
Every single time Ron answers his phone, he says "hello, this is Bob speaking". Why? Because "in case it's the cops or something".