OtherGround Forums The enigma of Dolly Parton and her tits

2/20/20 6:40 PM
11/20/09
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So fake tits weren't invented until 1961.  Dolly Parton was 15 in 1961.  This means, when Dolly got fake tits, fake tits were still extremely new and not much was known.  

 

I know more about real tits than I do about fake ones, but from my own life experience and collected perspective, majority of women who get fake tits, are women who previously had self image issues.  Also, many women who get boob implants, like to show them off.  

 

Dolly Parton however, has never exposed her tits.

 

Makes me wonder, did they come out looking horrible?  Are they decent but she's just shy?  Do we have any grandpa's in here with any personal stories of her tits?

 

Image result for dolly parton breast

2/20/20 6:42 PM
6/13/03
Posts: 26667

Her tits were infamous during my childhood

2/20/20 6:46 PM
10/4/18
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Same here.
2/20/20 6:48 PM
12/19/10
Posts: 31635

Plenty of people have seen her tits.  When she got her tits, people didn’t walk around with a camera  also she didn’t grow up attention whoring on social media and chicks didn’t take selfies.  Until the mid 90’s, naked pics were only done by Polaroid for most people, and it was still 5 plus years before scanners and digital cameras came out.  

 

Now she is too too old to show them off.  

 

Just my guess of course. 

2/20/20 6:55 PM
11/20/09
Posts: 42395
Barbasol - 

Plenty of people have seen her tits.  When she got her tits, people didn’t walk around with a camera  also she didn’t grow up attention whoring on social media and chicks didn’t take selfies.  Until the mid 90’s, naked pics were only done by Polaroid for most people, and it was still 5 plus years before scanners and digital cameras came out.  

 

Now she is too too old to show them off.  

 

Just my guess of course. 


Logical, HOWEVER, she was in her prime in the 60's.

 

You know what the 60's were famous for?  EXPOSING THE TITS!  Woodstock!

 

There's a story about her tits that we don't know.  They are spectacular or horrible, no in between is my guess

2/20/20 6:55 PM
1/1/01
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"So fake tits weren't invented until 1961.  Dolly Parton was 15 in 1961.  This means, when Dolly got fake tits, fake tits were still extremely new and not much was known."

Makes me wonder wtf she had stuffed in there.  There is a movie titled "Breast Men" about the doctors who invented breast implants.  David Schwimmer plays one of the doctors. It was pretty interesting and there are a lot of boobs shown in the movie as I recall.  They contemplated using sponges at one point. 

Edited: 2/20/20 6:56 PM
8/20/03
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D241 - 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd hit it.

 

I'd do Dolly too.

 

2/20/20 7:03 PM
9/10/17
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Whats this?  oIo  Dolly Parton hiding behind a tree

2/20/20 7:03 PM
10/4/18
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Young Dolly is fucken hot as hell.
2/20/20 7:07 PM
2/29/16
Posts: 6753

They're not real?

2/20/20 7:08 PM
6/27/09
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TIL that Dollys tits are fake :(

2/20/20 7:41 PM
2/8/08
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Mandible_Claw - 

They're not real?


Yeah...wtf? This is worse than finding out about Santa.
2/20/20 7:44 PM
4/16/11
Posts: 1003

Still wood. 

Edited: 2/20/20 8:01 PM
4/13/12
Posts: 32745

always thought they were too big most of the time.  they were nice in 9 to 5, but the pic posted above (which doesn't even look real) and the way they look today are just ridiuclous.  like someone squeezed cantaloupes under her skin.

 

2/20/20 7:49 PM
1/1/01
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Go on

2/20/20 7:58 PM
12/19/10
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D241 -
Barbasol - 

Plenty of people have seen her tits.  When she got her tits, people didn’t walk around with a camera  also she didn’t grow up attention whoring on social media and chicks didn’t take selfies.  Until the mid 90’s, naked pics were only done by Polaroid for most people, and it was still 5 plus years before scanners and digital cameras came out.  

 

Now she is too too old to show them off.  

 

Just my guess of course. 


Logical, HOWEVER, she was in her prime in the 60's.

 

You know what the 60's were famous for?  EXPOSING THE TITS!  Woodstock!

 

There's a story about her tits that we don't know.  They are spectacular or horrible, no in between is my guess

Yes, but Dolly is a country/ gospel singer which is directly opposite of what the 60’s counter culture is so she wouldn’t be in the showing boobs crowd

2/20/20 8:15 PM
12/11/05
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I was side/backstage standing next to her husband watching her perform when I learned that Dimebag had just been killed.
2/20/20 8:37 PM
1/1/01
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That woman can do no wrong in my books

2/20/20 8:38 PM
8/7/12
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I remember being younger and my grandfather stayed glued to the tv when ever she was on. Didnt understand why then, but i sure as hell know why now. 

2/20/20 8:42 PM
5/14/10
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She looks like shit these days. If you haven't seen her recent pics, it would be wise to avoid them and retain the wonderful memories you have of her in their unspoiled luster.
2/20/20 8:42 PM
3/21/12
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I always thought she was so old that fakes hadn't been invented yet. I guess it's time to read up on the history of titty implants.
2/20/20 8:45 PM
4/27/15
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Ze Dano -

That woman can do no wrong in my books

This.

 The woman is a national fucking treasure.  Don't give a shit if they are real or not.

2/20/20 8:47 PM
3/20/12
Posts: 34899

They are fake?

news to me

2/20/20 8:57 PM
5/31/07
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OP pic is what you see when you look up Cute As A Button

2/20/20 9:02 PM
8/16/12
Posts: 2793

Id love to spray her prime tits. On a side note, I did ride lightning rod at Dollywood (her amusement park) and it was a great RMC