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7 days ago
2/4/06
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7 days ago
2/4/06
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7 days ago
4/20/11
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Lol you're a complete failure. 

7 days ago
5/28/12
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Sonester Sambo -


Easily the best response to anything in this thread

7 days ago
2/4/06
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7 days ago
2/4/06
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7 days ago
1/1/01
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Man, I couldn't imagine what kind of trouble I could have gotten into if shit like Tinder was around when I was younger.

Late 90s, I was banging chicks I picked up in chatrooms constantly.

Every chick I met up with I fucked silly, and all of them fucked on the first date.

These apps make it seem like you cut out of a lot of the unnecessary bullshit.

7 days ago
4/11/09
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7 days ago
12/1/03
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fatfrenchfry - 



LOL, this killed me.

7 days ago
3/15/19
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Sonester Sambo -


Well she’s an idiot, so far so good. 

7 days ago
4/20/11
Posts: 19653
Sonester Sambo -


So I guess you don't like getting laid

7 days ago
10/30/03
Posts: 23910

Jonesing for some new 

7 days ago
12/13/11
Posts: 9375
Willin -

Why make posts of girls you haven't banged and have shown zero interest in you other than swiping right on your profile? LOL, ok... dear diary... here is a virtual profile I matched with - some of which are fake. Here's my extremely creepy message to them which they mysteriously haven't replied to.

agreed. its boring. And to think some fags had the nerve to tell me to stop picking up the slack around here? 

7 days ago
2/4/06
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Fucking broads online is easy peezy

7 days ago
6/13/04
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Sonester Sambo - 



Hahah,

If a girl is going to let a good joke go over her head, at least she makes up for it with flattery
Edited: 5 days ago
2/4/06
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Is it retarded that my first thought is Whats the dumbest juvenile thing I can say? Hmmm

5 days ago
2/4/06
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5 days ago
2/18/20
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Sonester Sambo - 



Its almost as if you don't want to get laid.

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2/4/06
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5 days ago
9/27/15
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HELWIG - 

If it wasnt for Catholic Match I would have been swimming against the current of a river that drowns men's hopes and dreams.


Basically you got very lucky, let's be honest..how long did you talk to him before your first date? Is he as Religious as you are?
5 days ago
4/20/11
Posts: 19667
Sonester Sambo -


I'm starting to wonder if the OP has EVER gotten laid in his life. He has the worst game I've ever seen.

5 days ago
2/4/06
Posts: 14356
Willin -
Sonester Sambo -


I'm starting to wonder if the OP has EVER gotten laid in his life. He has the worst game I've ever seen.

I get bombarded with dating app messages. Itd be harder not to get laid 

5 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 3604
This is from two days ago. I have a lot more just like this. It is originally a mix of English and Spanish, but I ran it through Google Translate to make it easier to understand. It doesn't translate perfectly, and the mix of English and Spanish made it even more funny, but this is good enough.

Her Profile: No guys with old photos.

Me: Hmmm .... the third photo of my profile was taken exactly 9 days and 3 hours ago ...

... is that okay?
9:46 PM
Her: ?? yes it is
9:48 PM
Sorry, but i have notice that guys likes to use very old pictures of themselves as profile pic
9:48 PM
How r u?
9:50 PM
What r some random fun facts about u?
10:00 PM
Me: Ok good. Although I should let you know that I have Benjamin Button disease, so while I was 35 when those pictures were taken, I'm only 15 now.
10:02 PM
Her: ????????
10:02 PM
Oh nooo now u r underage
10:03 PM
We can not date ??
10:04 PM
Me: Other than that, I invented the piano, I was the first person to walk on the moon, and I liberated the Jews from Egypt. I also attended university in Australia, and I can speak Spanish. And I can do 50 push-ups in 20 minutes.
10:06 PM
Her: ??
10:06 PM
Now if I'm impressed
10:07 PM
50 push-ups
10:07 PM
Me: Seriously.
10:07 PM
Her: ??
10:08 PM
Me: Tell me some interesting things about yourself. And please don't lie.
10:11 PM
Her: Well I practice Muay Thai ?? and I trained Ronda Rousey, I've seen all the simpsons episodes and invented vacuum packaging and released a butterfly
10:12 PM
What is true of that? ??
10:12 PM
Me: All of your statements seem perfectly cromulent.
10:14 PM
Me: Are you choyera choyera? Or half choyera? I am 17% choyero.
10:15 PM
Her: Mazatlán
10:15 PM
But I'm 12 years in Los Cabos
10:17 PM
And you are in CSL or SJC?
10:17 PM
Me: Seeing the simpsons in Spanish helped me learn the language.
10:17 PM
I am in the center of CSL. And you?
10:19 PM
I'm going to guess .... do you live in Quintas California or Miramar?
10:19 PM
CSL Center
10:21 PM
Me: And are you leaving your house during quarantine? I walk through the center and the marina almost every day. I live near Casa Sola restaurant.
10:24 PM
Her: Well a little, I have a small dog ?? and I take him out to walk around
10:25 PM
I live near the Ice Store
10:26 PM
Me: Did you see my dog ??in my photo?
10:26 PM
Her: Yes ?? she's beautiful
10:27 PM
What is her name?
10:27 PM
How old is she?
10:28 PM
Me: She's 4, her name is Tequila. She is from Jalisco. She was stray.
10:28 PM
What is yours called?
10:29 PM
Her: Her name is Maya, she's 6 and she's a bichon
10:30 PM
And she is a housewife ??
10:33 PM
Me: Hahaha, Tequila is my daughter, but I am her boyfriend.
10:37 PM
Are you working right away, or every day at home?
10:39 PM
What do you do?
10:40 PM
Her: I'm a Closing Agent
10:40 PM
Real state
10:40 PM
And I work from home lately
10:41 PM
Wich I hate ??
10:42 PM
Working from home not my job
10:42 PM
Me: It's no fun being stuck inside all day. Do you live alone with Maya, or with family?
10:42 PM
Her: Just me and Maya
10:42 PM
What about u?
10:42 PM
Me: Just me and Tequila.
Her: Whatsapp +52 624 ...

and she gives me her number and then comes over today.

BAM
5 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 3605
The ??? are smiley face emoticons etc.
5 days ago
4/20/11
Posts: 19668
FetusofFury - This is from two days ago. I have a lot more just like this. It is originally a mix of English and Spanish, but I ran it through Google Translate to make it easier to understand. It doesn't translate perfectly, and the mix of English and Spanish made it even more funny, but this is good enough.

Her Profile: No guys with old photos.

Me: Hmmm .... the third photo of my profile was taken exactly 9 days and 3 hours ago ...

... is that okay?
9:46 PM
Her: ?? yes it is
9:48 PM
Sorry, but i have notice that guys likes to use very old pictures of themselves as profile pic
9:48 PM
How r u?
9:50 PM
What r some random fun facts about u?
10:00 PM
Me: Ok good. Although I should let you know that I have Benjamin Button disease, so while I was 35 when those pictures were taken, I'm only 15 now.
10:02 PM
Her: ????????
10:02 PM
Oh nooo now u r underage
10:03 PM
We can not date ??
10:04 PM
Me: Other than that, I invented the piano, I was the first person to walk on the moon, and I liberated the Jews from Egypt. I also attended university in Australia, and I can speak Spanish. And I can do 50 push-ups in 20 minutes.
10:06 PM
Her: ??
10:06 PM
Now if I'm impressed
10:07 PM
50 push-ups
10:07 PM
Me: Seriously.
10:07 PM
Her: ??
10:08 PM
Me: Tell me some interesting things about yourself. And please don't lie.
10:11 PM
Her: Well I practice Muay Thai ?? and I trained Ronda Rousey, I've seen all the simpsons episodes and invented vacuum packaging and released a butterfly
10:12 PM
What is true of that? ??
10:12 PM
Me: All of your statements seem perfectly cromulent.
10:14 PM
Me: Are you choyera choyera? Or half choyera? I am 17% choyero.
10:15 PM
Her: Mazatlán
10:15 PM
But I'm 12 years in Los Cabos
10:17 PM
And you are in CSL or SJC?
10:17 PM
Me: Seeing the simpsons in Spanish helped me learn the language.
10:17 PM
I am in the center of CSL. And you?
10:19 PM
I'm going to guess .... do you live in Quintas California or Miramar?
10:19 PM
CSL Center
10:21 PM
Me: And are you leaving your house during quarantine? I walk through the center and the marina almost every day. I live near Casa Sola restaurant.
10:24 PM
Her: Well a little, I have a small dog ?? and I take him out to walk around
10:25 PM
I live near the Ice Store
10:26 PM
Me: Did you see my dog ??in my photo?
10:26 PM
Her: Yes ?? she's beautiful
10:27 PM
What is her name?
10:27 PM
How old is she?
10:28 PM
Me: She's 4, her name is Tequila. She is from Jalisco. She was stray.
10:28 PM
What is yours called?
10:29 PM
Her: Her name is Maya, she's 6 and she's a bichon
10:30 PM
And she is a housewife ??
10:33 PM
Me: Hahaha, Tequila is my daughter, but I am her boyfriend.
10:37 PM
Are you working right away, or every day at home?
10:39 PM
What do you do?
10:40 PM
Her: I'm a Closing Agent
10:40 PM
Real state
10:40 PM
And I work from home lately
10:41 PM
Wich I hate ??
10:42 PM
Working from home not my job
10:42 PM
Me: It's no fun being stuck inside all day. Do you live alone with Maya, or with family?
10:42 PM
Her: Just me and Maya
10:42 PM
What about u?
10:42 PM
Me: Just me and Tequila.
Her: Whatsapp +52 624 ...

and she gives me her number and then comes over today.

BAM

TLDR - so you wrote some random girl online a literary novel to finally get her number and this is perceived to be an accomplishment?

You have much to learn.