Floppy Divac -
And you took the time to post here instead of making a run for it?
Running would have led to diarrhea dripping down my legs. I made it home and thought, "huh, not so bad. I can even untie my shoes and take them off before going upstairs." I'm not sure if it was that or the being home, but I nearly lost it on my way up to the bathroom. Fuckin splatterhouse in this toilet right now.
Haha I knew that'd happen. I'm a veteran of your situation, and it's a phenomenon I've wanted someone to do a PHD on: why do we somehow manage to hold on until we are home, and then all hell breaks loose. Must be psychological. Has to be.
I lost yet another sock the other night half way through my road work. I'm lucky, as I have bush all around, but they're filled with Taipans! Fun times trying not to (literally) get my ass bitten whilst splattering my goodness amongst the long grass.