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11/7/18 2:18 AM
10/5/17
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I was just musing some of the funny moments I've had on dates. 

 

I went to the urinal once and tried to get it going too fast and then dribbled all down my light blue pants. Then I'm thinking jesus, what am I going to do. So I just splashed heaps of water over my pants and said the tap was full on and just drenched me haha. 

 

Remember once, I went on a double date. Then I insisted on a horror movie. Sp when the killing came on, just looking over to the chic  I was with. She just smiling and eating her popcorn real loud. Haha that was hilarious I thought.

 

Another time in the cinemas, wearing white Jean's. Dropped a chocolate and didnt notice. So it melted and it look like I shit myself hahah. 

 

Once split my shorts and didnt realise and just having breakfast with my balls hanging out. Waitress comes over and says. Pretty brezzey today aye better rug them balls up. I was like aye. Took me a sec to get haha.

11/7/18 2:36 AM
7/4/16
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She had a pee pee

11/7/18 2:40 AM
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Two drinks in she asks if I want to go get an 8ball.
11/7/18 2:43 AM
9/15/14
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When i was 16 i went on a date with this chick, dinner & a movie, she had to pick her mom up after dinner so her mom ended up coming with to the movie. We were sitting- me, the chick, & her mom. About half way through the chick put her sweatshirt over our laps & cuddled up with me. A few minutes later she was jerking me off, while sitting next to her mom. It was awesome & weird at the same time.

11/7/18 3:54 AM
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Jeffersonbastard - Two drinks in she asks if I want to go get an 8ball.

Fantastic. Did you get it?

11/7/18 3:54 AM
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jlondo -

When i was 16 i went on a date with this chick, dinner & a movie, she had to pick her mom up after dinner so her mom ended up coming with to the movie. We were sitting- me, the chick, & her mom. About half way through the chick put her sweatshirt over our laps & cuddled up with me. A few minutes later she was jerking me off, while sitting next to her mom. It was awesome & weird at the same time.

Should a asked mumsey is she wanted a 3some

11/7/18 4:01 AM
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This threads given me at least 3 boners in a one minute span. Kudos to the OP and valiant posters within.

11/7/18 4:09 AM
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MankTabbott -

This threads given me at least 3 boners in a one minute span. Kudos to the OP and valiant posters within.

I aim to please sir 

11/7/18 4:21 AM
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mother fucker stop going to the movies and wearing pants!!!!

11/7/18 5:07 AM
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ABCTT_delinodeshields -

mother fucker stop going to the movies and wearing pants!!!!

Pants are my enemy. 

11/7/18 5:58 AM
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Cmon fellas. No stories??

11/7/18 6:07 AM
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That one time i was eating-out this blonde dime piece at the edge of her bed while her Chihuahua was licking my balls.

11/7/18 7:39 AM
10/13/09
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One time I was at the bar by myself while traveling for work. This 50yo broad starts talking to me. She looked ok, a 7 maybe. We chatted about 2 hours then she invited me to her place. Fuck it, let's go, yolo.

In the car, when we arrive at her place, she grabs my junk, get it out and start to blow me. She then asks me very seriously if I ever had a mother and her daughter at the same time. I am weirded out but won't say no to this. It's not like it's a fantasy or anything on my bucket list  but that's something you can't say no to. 

We go in and she starts yelling "Mom, I found one! Let's do this!" 

Goddammit.

11/7/18 7:46 AM
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Swayze Express -

That one time i was eating-out this blonde dime piece at the edge of her bed while her Chihuahua was licking my balls.

Oh 

11/7/18 7:59 AM
3/15/06
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First date. We were walking by a lake, sitting on benches, lots of people around. For some reason she said that she could do accents really well. She tried Swedish, it sucked. Then she tried another one and it as bad, she acknowledged that she was having trouble doing them well and was getting frustrated. But then she did Irish, which wasn't bad, but the only thing she could say was "are you going to rape me?". Over and over she was saying it, really loud as people walked by, the look from people made it clear they weren't scared for her safety, but felt sorry for me. She also kept making sure that I knew that she never kisses on the first date, but if I took her out 3 times then she'll do every and anything on the 3rd one. I really wonder if any one ever stuck it out that long.

11/7/18 8:06 AM
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In for later

11/7/18 8:13 AM
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Never_rolled -

Met a chick online that claimed to have won Miss Puerto Rico. She lived on the ocean in a condo had a Mercedes but couldn't drive because you guessed it DUI. We talked a few times before going out as I always do. Not sure how this came up but mentioned several times how she hates lesbians.

 

I go to pick her up and OMG her dress was sooo short and tight. Boobs hanging out. I was drooling. My phone rings and it was another chick. I met her online too but she was out of state so we never actually met in person. I told her I would call her later. Miss PR immediately started questioning me about her and was acting jealous before we even had dinner.

 

We get to the restaurant/club have dinner and 2 drinks. She gets up and falls on her ass. Oh boy. Out back they had music and dancing. I happen to be a great dancer. Just that can get you laid BTW. I wait in line to get drinks and a female bartender says I think you better check on your GF. She is sitting in a hot chicks lap making out with her. I see a guy standing around and asked if he was her and he said yes. He seemed like more of a friendzone guy than "with" her.

 

Everyone on this patio is now staring at these two. I was getting dirty looks from women too. I'm guessing their men were staring also. My date leaned back while in this chicks lap and the seat tips over. Her legs go straight up in the air dress rolls down to her tits. Everything exposed. The other guy and I grab her arms and get her up.

 

Manager comes over very nicely asks if she is OK and even offers to take us back for free food which I decline as we just ate dinner. He says that I need to watch her and I agree. The other chick starts asking me all kinds of questions. She is really into my date and wants us to all go to another place. This chick was getting annoyed that she had to go through me. I'm pretty sure she just wanted to get rid of me. As we are making plans mine attacks this chick starts making out with her again everyone looking. Manager had enough and escorts us out. There is a cop in the parking lot and this chick can barely walk. I have to help her into the car. I just took her back to my house as I wanted to fuck her. She was gorgeous and drunk. Sex was pretty bad as you could imagine.

We wake up in the morning and she freaks out. How, why, when? I tell her the entire story and she starts crying mostly about the lesbo stuff. She swears she doesn't remember a thing. She can't believe she did that. I don't remember if we fucked again in the morning to be honest.

 

I give her sweat pants and a shirt and we are hanging out. I take her for some food and bring her home. She asked if I could take her to a clothing store during the week. She buys a ton of crap brings it back to PR and sells if for double, triple. She starts getting gold digger on me. Wants to go to expensive places to eat. Starts with demands. I shut that down and I assume she isn't use to that because of her looks. She starts telling me about a rich Cuban that does all these nice things for her and she doesn't even have to fuck him. He just enjoys being with her. I took her back to her place and never called her again. She called me a couple times drunk.

That is fantasti. Straight up good stuff.

11/7/18 8:14 AM
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CuddleBug -

First date. We were walking by a lake, sitting on benches, lots of people around. For some reason she said that she could do accents really well. She tried Swedish, it sucked. Then she tried another one and it as bad, she acknowledged that she was having trouble doing them well and was getting frustrated. But then she did Irish, which wasn't bad, but the only thing she could say was "are you going to rape me?". Over and over she was saying it, really loud as people walked by, the look from people made it clear they weren't scared for her safety, but felt sorry for me. She also kept making sure that I knew that she never kisses on the first date, but if I took her out 3 times then she'll do every and anything on the 3rd one. I really wonder if any one ever stuck it out that long.

Many boys would of stuck around for a sniff of the gooey goodness.

11/7/18 8:14 AM
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1) between the pants and shorts tight enough to split, sounds like you have a questionable wardrobe. 

2) I went to the movies with a girl one time and she fell down the stairs. 

11/7/18 8:19 AM
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There is an Australoam tradition. When leaving school. You go to qld to surfers paradise. I was with my old beat mate. He one of worlds best wakeboarders and good looking and we have this apartment. Couple blocks from the main strip. Mad shit hole, a beggars throne. Well there are these two chics walking past. Doong kart wheels and such. I yell put to em. Tell them to show us their tits. They oblige and I say come up for a 4 some. Just spruicking and talking shit  I go down in elevator. But I csnt get back up the elevator. I meet them in the lobby and then we gotta take the stairwell. They drunk as and smoking ciggies in stairwell. Well fire alarm goes off and then there is this huge siren going off. Well I run up to the room and hope to not get kicked out. Only been in the room for a couple hours well I go back down to get the girls but they are not there. They walked into the wrong unit and ended up fucking some others dudes I think haha. Good times and then we found an injured bird. 

11/7/18 8:48 AM
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Swayze Express - 

That one time i was eating-out this blonde dime piece at the edge of her bed while her Chihuahua was licking my balls.


Does that qualify as a threesome?
11/7/18 8:50 AM
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Moist Gracie -

1) between the pants and shorts tight enough to split, sounds like you have a questionable wardrobe. 

2) I went to the movies with a girl one time and she fell down the stairs. 

I play alot of footy and got big thighs and ass haha. Shorts cheap ones. Always splitting.

 

The chic get busted open?

11/7/18 9:02 AM
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I hang out with this chick at her place a few times and on the 2nd or 3rd night she says,  we can go upstairs,  but we gotta be quiet because my daughter is sleeping.. Okay no problem...

We get to her room and she just strips and lays on the bed. So I do the same.. She wants no part of foreplay,  or kissing or anything.  Just wants the D in her.   Okay... she starts screaming loud " fuk me" over and over which was kinda hot.  I'm on top when i finish and before I even pull out, within seconds of finishing,  she looks up at me and says " alright,  we'll I'll see you later"... so i pull out , grab my clothes and throw condom in her yard. I felt what it was like to be a chick that night.  9/10 id do it again.. 

11/7/18 9:03 AM
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Was out with a girl who told me she was into black dudes. Was weird as fuck
11/7/18 9:09 AM
10/31/05
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When I was 30 I took a 23 year old out for a (planned) night of heavy drinking and regretful sex. She ended up puking all over myself and my car- the smell was so bad that by the time we got back to her place, I did the same. There was no sex to be had, but I did get up to her crying and cleaning my car, so I count it as a win.