Met a chick online that claimed to have won Miss Puerto Rico. She lived on the ocean in a condo had a Mercedes but couldn't drive because you guessed it DUI. We talked a few times before going out as I always do. Not sure how this came up but mentioned several times how she hates lesbians.
I go to pick her up and OMG her dress was sooo short and tight. Boobs hanging out. I was drooling. My phone rings and it was another chick. I met her online too but she was out of state so we never actually met in person. I told her I would call her later. Miss PR immediately started questioning me about her and was acting jealous before we even had dinner.
We get to the restaurant/club have dinner and 2 drinks. She gets up and falls on her ass. Oh boy. Out back they had music and dancing. I happen to be a great dancer. Just that can get you laid BTW. I wait in line to get drinks and a female bartender says I think you better check on your GF. She is sitting in a hot chicks lap making out with her. I see a guy standing around and asked if he was her and he said yes. He seemed like more of a friendzone guy than "with" her.
Everyone on this patio is now staring at these two. I was getting dirty looks from women too. I'm guessing their men were staring also. My date leaned back while in this chicks lap and the seat tips over. Her legs go straight up in the air dress rolls down to her tits. Everything exposed. The other guy and I grab her arms and get her up.
Manager comes over very nicely asks if she is OK and even offers to take us back for free food which I decline as we just ate dinner. He says that I need to watch her and I agree. The other chick starts asking me all kinds of questions. She is really into my date and wants us to all go to another place. This chick was getting annoyed that she had to go through me. I'm pretty sure she just wanted to get rid of me. As we are making plans mine attacks this chick starts making out with her again everyone looking. Manager had enough and escorts us out. There is a cop in the parking lot and this chick can barely walk. I have to help her into the car. I just took her back to my house as I wanted to fuck her. She was gorgeous and drunk. Sex was pretty bad as you could imagine.
We wake up in the morning and she freaks out. How, why, when? I tell her the entire story and she starts crying mostly about the lesbo stuff. She swears she doesn't remember a thing. She can't believe she did that. I don't remember if we fucked again in the morning to be honest.
I give her sweat pants and a shirt and we are hanging out. I take her for some food and bring her home. She asked if I could take her to a clothing store during the week. She buys a ton of crap brings it back to PR and sells if for double, triple. She starts getting gold digger on me. Wants to go to expensive places to eat. Starts with demands. I shut that down and I assume she isn't use to that because of her looks. She starts telling me about a rich Cuban that does all these nice things for her and she doesn't even have to fuck him. He just enjoys being with her. I took her back to her place and never called her again. She called me a couple times drunk.