I was just musing some of the funny moments I've had on dates.
I went to the urinal once and tried to get it going too fast and then dribbled all down my light blue pants. Then I'm thinking jesus, what am I going to do. So I just splashed heaps of water over my pants and said the tap was full on and just drenched me haha.
Remember once, I went on a double date. Then I insisted on a horror movie. Sp when the killing came on, just looking over to the chic I was with. She just smiling and eating her popcorn real loud. Haha that was hilarious I thought.
Another time in the cinemas, wearing white Jean's. Dropped a chocolate and didnt notice. So it melted and it look like I shit myself hahah.
Once split my shorts and didnt realise and just having breakfast with my balls hanging out. Waitress comes over and says. Pretty brezzey today aye better rug them balls up. I was like aye. Took me a sec to get haha.