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Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

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Knock, Knock
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Dwayne
Dwayne, who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
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Alonzo_Harris_Monte_Carlo_1979 - LEAST Offensive?

- How do you stop 5 Black Guys from raping a white women?

- Throw them a Basketball.

Heard that a thousand times growing up. It's actually complimentary in a way.

Wow, my account got frozen for less than this racial proverb.

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Khun Kao - Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Dwayne
Dwayne, who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Mike Tyson jokes are the best.

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What's Mexico's national sport?

 

Cross-country

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Khun Kao - Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Dwayne
Dwayne, who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Lol! When my daughter was a toddler that was her go to!! 

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ask me if I have any oranges.
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My husband is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

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9/1/07
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A preacher was preaching well past dinner time. A man got up to leave...
Preacher: "Where are you headed, brother?"
Man: "Well, Pastor, I'm going to shave."
Preacher: "Why didn't you do that before the service?"
Man: "I didn't NEED to do it before the service.