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8/14/19 5:31 PM
11/9/18
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Khun Kao - Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Dwayne
Dwayne, who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Mike Tyson jokes are the best.

8/14/19 5:43 PM
1/2/15
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What's Mexico's national sport?

 

Cross-country

8/14/19 5:45 PM
12/18/08
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Khun Kao - Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Dwayne
Dwayne, who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Lol! When my daughter was a toddler that was her go to!! 

8/14/19 5:46 PM
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ask me if I have any oranges.

8/14/19 5:46 PM
12/18/08
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My husband is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

8/14/19 5:51 PM
9/1/07
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A preacher was preaching well past dinner time. A man got up to leave...
Preacher: "Where are you headed, brother?"
Man: "Well, Pastor, I'm going to shave."
Preacher: "Why didn't you do that before the service?"
Man: "I didn't NEED to do it before the service.