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7/15/19 9:04 AM
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I made the most offensive one last night but it got deleted, so, what's the least offensive joke you know?

 

What do you call a man who waits at tables? A waiter. 

Edited: 7/15/19 9:06 AM
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OP is a faggot, but we should respect that. Admire it even. 

7/15/19 9:08 AM
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7/15/19 9:08 AM
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This app sucks fuck it 

7/15/19 9:32 AM
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What did the monster take to the ball?

His ghoul-friend.

7/15/19 9:37 AM
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How many balls does my dog have?

1, it's a tennis ball :/
7/15/19 9:49 AM
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LEAST Offensive?

- How do you stop 5 Black Guys from raping a white women?

- Throw them a Basketball.

Heard that a thousand times growing up. It's actually complimentary in a way.
7/15/19 10:08 AM
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That thread was deleted? I guess somebody actually "won" that one!
7/15/19 10:10 AM
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GHTT_Pig Bun - That thread was deleted? I guess somebody actually "won" that one!

Big time 

7/15/19 10:12 AM
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Spunkchops -
GHTT_Pig Bun - That thread was deleted? I guess somebody actually "won" that one!

Big time 

Which one was the straw that broke the camel's back? 

 

7/15/19 10:12 AM
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Black Doug -
Spunkchops -
GHTT_Pig Bun - That thread was deleted? I guess somebody actually "won" that one!

Big time 

Which one was the straw that broke the camel's back? 

 

We need to know this.

7/15/19 10:13 AM
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Black Doug - 
Spunkchops -
GHTT_Pig Bun - That thread was deleted? I guess somebody actually "won" that one!

Big time 

Which one was the straw that broke the camel's back? 

 


I think it was this one...

"My dog loves to chase a frisbee he thinks it's so much fun. Wait til I teach him to use the gloryhole at the adult bookstore"
7/15/19 10:15 AM
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Alonzo_Harris_Monte_Carlo_1979 - LEAST Offensive?

- How do you stop 5 Black Guys from raping a white women?

- Throw them a Basketball.

Heard that a thousand times growing up. It's actually complimentary in a way.

How is this complimentary? It doesn't say that black people are better at basketball than they are at rape, just more interested in it as an activity
7/15/19 12:42 PM
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holly9000 - 
Alonzo_Harris_Monte_Carlo_1979 - LEAST Offensive?

- How do you stop 5 Black Guys from raping a white women?

- Throw them a Basketball.

Heard that a thousand times growing up. It's actually complimentary in a way.

How is this complimentary? It doesn't say that black people are better at basketball than they are at rape, just more interested in it as an activity

What is your point?
7/15/19 12:51 PM
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The best thing about gays is that not only do they leave more women for us straight guys, but they take another guy with them.

7/15/19 12:54 PM
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Alonzo_Harris_Monte_Carlo_1979 - 
holly9000 - 
Alonzo_Harris_Monte_Carlo_1979 - LEAST Offensive?

- How do you stop 5 Black Guys from raping a white women?

- Throw them a Basketball.

Heard that a thousand times growing up. It's actually complimentary in a way.

How is this complimentary? It doesn't say that black people are better at basketball than they are at rape, just more interested in it as an activity

What is your point?

My point is you said the joke was 'complimentary in a way', I'm asking how so?
7/15/19 2:29 PM
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holly9000 - How many balls does my dog have?

1, it's a tennis ball :/

Where do you take a dog that has no tail?

 

 

 

the retail store.   Baddum tssss

7/15/19 2:30 PM
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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

7/15/19 2:37 PM
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holly9000 -
Alonzo_Harris_Monte_Carlo_1979 - 
holly9000 - 
Alonzo_Harris_Monte_Carlo_1979 - LEAST Offensive?

- How do you stop 5 Black Guys from raping a white women?

- Throw them a Basketball.

Heard that a thousand times growing up. It's actually complimentary in a way.

How is this complimentary? It doesn't say that black people are better at basketball than they are at rape, just more interested in it as an activity

What is your point?

My point is you said the joke was 'complimentary in a way', I'm asking how so?

Niggas being ballin' it up. WTF other point could there be!

7/15/19 2:54 PM
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Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

A: Pick it up and suck its dick!

 

 

7/15/19 3:00 PM
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My kids have a pretty great sense of humor and I've never really limited them with respect to what they can and can't say. I emphasize things like context and propriety (in that - they can say/tell jokes as offensive as they want when the time warrants it - like when we're playing cards against humanity or we're all just having a laugh with people we know; but to keep things polite and respectable when dealing with teachers, parents, or others they don't know. Also - swearing is fine, but that it's awful if it's overused and abused).

Anyway - I ended up watching the documentary "The Aristocrats" with my kids and they found it hilarious. And we decided to wind some of my relatives up by saying that my daughter was determined to tell the Aristocrats joke to her whole school on graduation day (she got a couple of academic awards and an award for her community/charitable work -- and we couldn't stop laughing about how funny it would be if she took that opportunity to tell her own awful version of that joke). 

My mom in particular was really freaking out and wanted me to reassure her it was all just a joke lol.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Wanna here a joke ?

I fart and you choke....

 

Wanna here another ?

I fart and you smother....

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Q- What’s brown and sticky?

A- A stick

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy...

And the other is a little lighter.