I've told my crazy ex-gf stories on here before.
I had an ex-gf who when she found out I had a new gf went to the FRO, (Family Responsibility Office) and claimed I was not paying child support.
The problem was that the court documents she presented them that said I had to pay support were faked.
The account she had set up that showed sporadic payments was faked.
In fact, she and I had never had children. She never had kids at all.
But did that stop the FRO from going to court with this "evidence" and getting a judgement to garnish my wages?
So I call the FRO and tell them I never had kids with this woman.
This results in the woman on the other end insulting me and saying, "Is that how you think of the children you helped bring into this world?" Then she proceeded to tell me how this was going to work and hung up on me.
So for 6 months I had to get my cheques garnished while I proved I did not have any kids.
Then when she was unable to bring a child forth for DNA testing and tried to say she refused to do it because the kid was in hiding for fear of their lives from me, it started to fall apart when they started to talk with professionals who began to suspect there was NO CHILD!
I got 6 months worth of money back and a percentage based on how I could have minimally invested it. I got an apology letter from the agency itself and a signed letter from the caseworker apologizing and a disciplinary letter in her file. I got an apology letter from the judge who garnished my wages too which was actually decent.
She got charged with all sorts of stuff and all she got was probation and a requirement to seek psychiatric counselling. Which of course she twisted and managed to get the psychiatrist to think calling me and asking me to join the sessions was a good idea despite the fact that there was an NCO (No Contact Order) preventing her from having contact with me. The same judge who screwed me over this time gave my ex-gf house arrest for that and the psychiatrist had to go before their association for disciplinary action.
Later my ex-gf decided to claim that I raped her. The problem was she claimed it happened while I was 400 kms away at a wedding. The police in her city sent the police in the city I was in to find me and they did, at the wedding where hundreds of guests and my date said I had been all day.
It was never pursued because of the fact that the rape kit showed nothing and her own mother said she was with her when she claimed it happened and that there was no one around.
But it was fun for everyone to see the Tactics and Rescue unit (TRU Team) show up in full gear with 15 guys or so and a dog because she said I know karate and that I also made knives and knew how to use them. Oddly enough they sent one guy in to ask me to come out and I did. They cuffed me and I sat in the car while they interviewed some people and then after the ex-gf's mother told the other police what happned it became very clear. There was a lot of apologizing on their behalf and I was ok with it because they were decent cops about the whole thing. Although one cop said I was so calm about the whole thing he wondered if I really was innocent because if not I was a stone cold psychopath.
I have MANY any stories about my ex-gf and her claims. She claimed to her new bf that I used to beat her and I got into a bar brawl at a local university over it. I don't even know she was there. She had stalked me and set me up for this new guy up to attack me.
Maybe I should re-do an AMA thread about her or find the old one?