OtherGround Forums Wife walks in and asks..(warning for married guys)

6 days ago
4/22/20
Posts: 628
"would you pay 100 to kiss your wife or pay 700 to kiss the most beautiful woman in the world?"

I answered "Wait am I paying or receiving the money"

"paying"

"Can I not kiss anyone and keep all the money?"

"receiving"

"If it's just kissing, I would kiss the most ugly girl in the world for $700"




Apparently the correct answer is something about your wife being the most beautiful girl in the world.

It's going around on TikTok. Heads up for you guys so you don't fail the test.
6 days ago
9/2/10
Posts: 408

Women are ridiculous.

6 days ago
1/28/20
Posts: 560
Precise_Improvement -

Women are ridiculous.

Amen brother

6 days ago
9/17/10
Posts: 5936
Colby Covid19ington - "would you pay 100 to kiss your wife or pay 700 to kiss the most beautiful woman in the world?"

I answered "Wait am I paying or receiving the money"

"paying"

"Can I not kiss anyone and keep all the money?"

"receiving"

"If it's just kissing, I would kiss the most ugly girl in the world for $700"




Apparently the correct answer is something about your wife being the most beautiful girl in the world.

It's going around on TikTok. Heads up for you guys so you don't fail the test.

Well, I don’t have to worry about this one!

6 days ago
7/14/17
Posts: 10897

"I'll pay you a million dollars to stop asking gotcha-hypotheticals. Love you. So what's for dinner?" 

6 days ago
11/16/08
Posts: 19368

For $700 I better be getting a lot more than a kiss.

Edited: 6 days ago
10/27/03
Posts: 26388

Rookie mistake. Any husband should see the trap on that one.

The correct response should be, “You my wife, are the most beautiful woman. Now how much is anal?”

6 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 5664

Why would an adult use “tik tok?”

6 days ago
4/6/09
Posts: 17227


6 days ago
1/30/10
Posts: 6329

That’s one of the most stupidest questions ever , it doesn’t even make sense ....of course a woman came up with it 

6 days ago
11/19/19
Posts: 3368

The answer is, you're paying $800 to sleep soundly tonight.

6 days ago
8/2/13
Posts: 1638

I’d tell her for $700 I better be getting laid.  Yadda yadda yadda sandwich 

Edited: 6 days ago
4/13/20
Posts: 84

The correct answer is: Pay pretty lady $700 to kiss your wife and $100 to her for compliance and enjoy 

6 days ago
7/30/14
Posts: 5730

I’d kiss her mom

6 days ago
9/3/12
Posts: 29524
Wally Saves -


And Cathy has some juggs, trust me on that 

6 days ago
10/31/10
Posts: 10595

I won’t indulge, as soon as she starts with some dumb shit like that I talk her out of it. 
Just not interested in Cosmo psychology 

6 days ago
8/17/18
Posts: 444

Definitely 700. Wife has already cost me too much.

6 days ago
11/20/09
Posts: 44565

So basically the correct answer is to smile at her, and say "That's an obvious trick question.  I'm just not sure if the answer is $700 or $800, because my wife is both my wife and the most beautiful woman in the world".

6 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 20492

When she asks just say one of her friends that is only ok looking. "Id kiss Julie for the 700, for us."

6 days ago
4/25/13
Posts: 6938

It is funny the crap the people that are single and forever alone find to say women are evil creatures. Maybe stop being the type of person that not only uses Tik Tok but makes threads about it and you will land that relationship.

Edited: 6 days ago
11/28/09
Posts: 41743
 
6 days ago
11/28/09
Posts: 41744
Colby Covid19ington - "would you pay 100 to kiss your wife or pay 700 to kiss the most beautiful woman in the world?"

I answered "Wait am I paying or receiving the money"

"paying"

"Can I not kiss anyone and keep all the money?"

"receiving"

"If it's just kissing, I would kiss the most ugly girl in the world for $700"




Apparently the correct answer is something about your wife being the most beautiful girl in the world.

It's going around on TikTok. Heads up for you guys so you don't fail the test.

“Isnt Tik Tok that stupid app our nease keeps rehearsing the obnoxious dances for?”

6 days ago
8/8/13
Posts: 2029

OP, seriously dude?

You did not see that coming? Letting your guard down man. Not good. 

6 days ago
11/9/10
Posts: 71134
dios -

That’s one of the most stupidest questions ever , it doesn’t even make sense ....of course a woman came up with it 

My thoughts exactly. 

6 days ago
8/12/09
Posts: 12898

these same whores would not answer the way they want you to if you asked them the same kind of thing.

my wife would say this is a stupid question and flat out ask me if I would pay $700 to fuck Kate Beckinsale. and she knows that my answer would be yes.