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This other time I was in last Vegas and I was in the river pool and something happened that no person should ever have to experience

wombat - 

This other time I was in last Vegas and I was in the river pool and something happened that no person should ever have to experience

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Well, I thought it was just going to be a fart.  No happy story ever starts with that line.  Luckily, I decided to get out of the pool to avoid making a bunch of embarrassing bubbles. Also, I decide to wrap my towel around myself first which turns out to be a blessing because it is like an upside-down volcano of pudding that comes out of me.  Some gets on my feet.  I decide at this point that I need to clean off so I walk inconspicuously to a bathroom.  It was one of those solo bathrooms people do it in.  So I go in and wash myself off with the sink and towel which ends up looking like a meatball when I’m done.  I just leave that in the corner of the bathroom because it won’t even fit in the trash can because it is as big as a basketball but looks like a meatball like I said.  I leave the bathroom and a person is coming in and I wink at them and go back to the pool.  

wombat - 

Well, I thought it was just going to be a fart.  No happy story ever starts with that line.  Luckily, I decided to get out of the pool to avoid making a bunch of embarrassing bubbles. Also, I decide to wrap my towel around myself first which turns out to be a blessing because it is like an upside-down volcano of pudding that comes out of me.  Some gets on my feet.  I decide at this point that I need to clean off so I walk inconspicuously to a bathroom.  It was one of those solo bathrooms people do it in.  So I go in and wash myself off with the sink and towel which ends up looking like a meatball when I’m done.  I just leave that in the corner of the bathroom because it won’t even fit in the trash can because it is as big as a basketball but looks like a meatball like I said.  I leave the bathroom and a person is coming in and I wink at them and go back to the pool.  

Nasty, dude! :o

Not cubes.  I have other examples

You know what else comes in a cube?

eazy-e and dr dre. 

This other time I was in Brazil and the whole time I was there I didn’t drink milk because it isn’t pasteurized or something which is freaky.  Anyway, when I came home I really wanted a milkshake and that had a terrible result.  I ran home like I was being chased by a tiger and I had to grip the toilet to not get launched off it. Then I broke into a cold sweat and passed out.  

Soup Nazi - 

To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating.

Oh I totally support this

Soup Nazi - 

Wombat's poop naturally comes in cubes

The Australian marsupial can pass up to 100 deposits of poop a night and they use the piles to mark territory. The shape helps it stop rolling away.

I have pooped these shapes:

banana

sausage

baseball bat

top hat

two baseballs 

cashew

mango

exclamation mark

hot dog

submarine 

egg

nunchucks 

peanut

I understand why their poops are cube shaped, but I don't understand how.

What does the anus look like to produce cube shaped poops

Square anus.

Will the anal sex with square anus be pleasant

You are thinking of giraffes. 

Today it was a parrot and a cricket paddle 

Soup Nazi -

Wombat's poop naturally comes in cubes

They literally shit bricks. 

wombat - 

I have pooped these shapes:

banana

sausage

baseball bat

top hat

two baseballs 

cashew

mango

exclamation mark

hot dog

submarine 

egg

nunchucks 

peanut

 

I only made it through the first couple of things on your list, but I wonder if your ass forms a mould of those shapes for some reason.

No cubes yet.  Will keep you posted