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11/25/20 11:04 PM
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This other time I was in last Vegas and I was in the river pool and something happened that no person should ever have to experience

11/25/20 11:06 PM
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This other time I was in last Vegas and I was in the river pool and something happened that no person should ever have to experience


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11/26/20 9:45 PM
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Well, I thought it was just going to be a fart.  No happy story ever starts with that line.  Luckily, I decided to get out of the pool to avoid making a bunch of embarrassing bubbles. Also, I decide to wrap my towel around myself first which turns out to be a blessing because it is like an upside-down volcano of pudding that comes out of me.  Some gets on my feet.  I decide at this point that I need to clean off so I walk inconspicuously to a bathroom.  It was one of those solo bathrooms people do it in.  So I go in and wash myself off with the sink and towel which ends up looking like a meatball when I’m done.  I just leave that in the corner of the bathroom because it won’t even fit in the trash can because it is as big as a basketball but looks like a meatball like I said.  I leave the bathroom and a person is coming in and I wink at them and go back to the pool.  

11/26/20 11:15 PM
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wombat - 

Well, I thought it was just going to be a fart.  No happy story ever starts with that line.  Luckily, I decided to get out of the pool to avoid making a bunch of embarrassing bubbles. Also, I decide to wrap my towel around myself first which turns out to be a blessing because it is like an upside-down volcano of pudding that comes out of me.  Some gets on my feet.  I decide at this point that I need to clean off so I walk inconspicuously to a bathroom.  It was one of those solo bathrooms people do it in.  So I go in and wash myself off with the sink and towel which ends up looking like a meatball when I’m done.  I just leave that in the corner of the bathroom because it won’t even fit in the trash can because it is as big as a basketball but looks like a meatball like I said.  I leave the bathroom and a person is coming in and I wink at them and go back to the pool.  


Nasty, dude! :o

11/26/20 11:46 PM
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Not cubes.  I have other examples

11/27/20 2:41 AM
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You know what else comes in a cube?

eazy-e and dr dre. 

11/27/20 7:05 PM
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This other time I was in Brazil and the whole time I was there I didn’t drink milk because it isn’t pasteurized or something which is freaky.  Anyway, when I came home I really wanted a milkshake and that had a terrible result.  I ran home like I was being chased by a tiger and I had to grip the toilet to not get launched off it. Then I broke into a cold sweat and passed out.  

12/6/20 5:00 AM
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To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating.


Oh I totally support this

12/6/20 5:08 AM
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Wombat's poop naturally comes in cubes


The Australian marsupial can pass up to 100 deposits of poop a night and they use the piles to mark territory. The shape helps it stop rolling away.

12/6/20 8:28 PM
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I have pooped these shapes:

banana

sausage

baseball bat

top hat

two baseballs 

cashew

mango

exclamation mark

hot dog

submarine 

egg

nunchucks 

peanut

 

12/7/20 3:57 AM
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I understand why their poops are cube shaped, but I don't understand how.

What does the anus look like to produce cube shaped poops

12/7/20 4:12 AM
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Square anus.

12/7/20 5:02 AM
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Will the anal sex with square anus be pleasant

12/7/20 10:33 AM
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You are thinking of giraffes. 

12/8/20 9:43 PM
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Today it was a parrot and a cricket paddle 

12/8/20 10:03 PM
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Wombat's poop naturally comes in cubes

They literally shit bricks. 

12/8/20 10:19 PM
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wombat - 

I have pooped these shapes:

banana

sausage

baseball bat

top hat

two baseballs 

cashew

mango

exclamation mark

hot dog

submarine 

egg

nunchucks 

peanut

 


I only made it through the first couple of things on your list, but I wonder if your ass forms a mould of those shapes for some reason.

12/8/20 11:10 PM
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No cubes yet.  Will keep you posted