UnderGround Forums A pic from Brendan Schaub's standup performance

5/23/19 6:05 PM
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Ive been a fan of Rogan for years, but his comedy is utter garbage imo. He just doesnt seem like a naturally funny guy, he has good stage presence and he can talk well publicly, but everything is so forced with his standup, way too much screaming. If the UFC didnt blow up I cant see him ever being anything on the comedy circuit, for sure wouldnt be headlining huge stadium and theatre shows. He basically hitched his comedy career to the UFC doing shows wherever they were.

Schaub is even worse.
5/23/19 6:08 PM
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The RT comments were deleted, but they're flooding back in...

 

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/brendan_schaub_youd_be_surprised/reviews/?page=2&type=user&sort=

 

5/23/19 6:09 PM
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tito is far funnier, by accident

5/23/19 6:16 PM
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My favorite review on IMDB was this one:

"PLEASE DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP!"

19 May 2019

"That's exactly what my girlfriend kept saying over and over again from about 5 minutes in until she literally broke up with me and went and stayed at her parents 30 minutes later because I refused to turn it off."

5/23/19 6:35 PM
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That's a serious dumper 

5/23/19 8:01 PM
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That's a serious dumper 

Men who put there phone in the pocket were there wallet goes is about the queerest thing a guy can do without trying.

5/23/19 8:41 PM
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Fuck those comments are brutally hilarious.

5/23/19 8:54 PM
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Not funny in the slightest. Smh! 

5/23/19 9:10 PM
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But these comments are funny as hell

5/23/19 9:14 PM
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Lol funny picture. But I can gauruntee he’s funnier than Joe Rogan. 

“IF BROCK LESNAR WANTED TO RAPE YOU HE COULD RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!” 

.......


LMAO!!!


Its so true.. Rogan fucking sucks as a comedian.. Great commentator, great podcaster, horrible comedian...

Joe’s last special was pretty damn good IMO. Hadn’t thought that about any of his previous ones. Did you give that one a try?

Shiny Happy Jihad from like 15 years ago was like 90% good, with 10% shit. I've thought everything since has been Dane Cookesque, only worse, but his last special was pretty good again. So like 15 or more years between good specials. 

Schaub could multiply a million of Schaubs specials, by the number of good specials he will ever do, and it would still be 0.

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My favorite review, I had to stop scrolling because laughing:

 

8/10

"Listed in the wrong section"

"This was an interesting TED talk from former UFC fighter Brandon Swuab. He talks about his early life and career. It is remarkable that he has achieved so much in spite of his intellectual disability. His story reminded me a lot of Forest Gump. Unfortunately this has been accidentally listed in the comedy section. That is why there are so many negative reviews. No, it is not funny (in the slightest); but I am confident it is not supposed to be. It is a harrowing tale of one mans struggle against adversity."

 

holy fuck that's GOT to be a billion times funnier than anything in his special that there is no chance in hell i'm ever watching a second of. 

I'm STILL laughing out loud at this.

5/23/19 11:24 PM
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Lol funny picture. But I can gauruntee he’s funnier than Joe Rogan. 

“IF BROCK LESNAR WANTED TO RAPE YOU HE COULD RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!” 

.......

Yes probably. (Obviously I didn't watch)

Joe's plan to have a comedian friend who is less funny than himself has backfired.

5/23/19 11:39 PM
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The reviews are funnier than the show...

 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10171746/reviews?ref_=tt_urv

 

5/23/19 11:40 PM
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Double

 

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and triple

 

5/24/19 12:12 AM
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Otlwgt - 
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tito is far funnier, by accident


Id rather watch Tito try to give a serious speech over any Rogan or Schuab comedy specials

A serious Tito speech is worth tuning in to!

5/24/19 12:14 AM
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My favorite review, I had to stop scrolling because laughing:

 

8/10

"Listed in the wrong section"

"This was an interesting TED talk from former UFC fighter Brandon Swuab. He talks about his early life and career. It is remarkable that he has achieved so much in spite of his intellectual disability. His story reminded me a lot of Forest Gump. Unfortunately this has been accidentally listed in the comedy section. That is why there are so many negative reviews. No, it is not funny (in the slightest); but I am confident it is not supposed to be. It is a harrowing tale of one mans struggle against adversity."

 

holy fuck that's GOT to be a billion times funnier than anything in his special that there is no chance in hell i'm ever watching a second of. 

I'm STILL laughing out loud at this.


This guy has a career in writing comedy.

Schaub should contact him.

5/24/19 12:26 AM
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Friend of mine went. He said, "it was the biggest waste of money I've ever spent."

5/24/19 12:29 AM
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I turned it off after 10 :/

5/24/19 12:34 AM
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I turned it off after 10 :/

I did too. 

5/24/19 12:35 AM
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Lol at all the “Brandon’s”

5/24/19 12:36 AM
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Rogan must be making money off him for this special, that's why he pushed him to do it. He can't consider him one of his good buddies like Callen, he'd never embarrass a good friend like that knowing he's not ready, just to make a buck off him. He helped produce it didn't he? 

5/24/19 1:04 AM
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I would feel bad for him but the guy is a douche. 

5/24/19 2:28 AM
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Sexy