UnderGround Forums Breaking: Matt Hughes Updated Condition

Edited: 22 days ago
11/7/10
Posts: 162

Matt Hughes' sister has been being harassed by him over the past 2 months. He keeps her under surveillance and emotionally stresses her with such action. He spends smost of the day in his room, and only step out for groceries, dishes, etc. (so between 1 to 5 times if not less). If she goes shopping at 01:00 AM he will be waiting at the front door (smoking), if instead of 01:00 AM if she were to go at 03:00 AM, he would be waiting (under the pretenses of smoking). If she steps out to cook, he will need to drink and so on (I am sure you get the picture). The day has 24 hours and Hughes pretends to say that the only times he feels thirsty, the need to smoke, etc. are the times she needs to go on with her activities. 

His sister died because Hughes treated the weapon like a toy and people who were responsible for it were obviously given no knowledge of firearms, every idiot knows that the weapon is locked when you have kids. The same could happen with a knife, a bow and an arrow, a hinge or a fucking fork. Children were dying to play with plastic bags / pockets for dry cleaning and strangling, because stupid parents left them nearby or drank detergents or detergents or pills that looked like sweets. So they banned plastic fucking bags? Many children died a few decades ago, a hide-and-seek in old rotating refrigerators that closed when the doors were closed until the epidemic was resolved, many people didn't know. 

Everyone with the family is thanks to Matt Hughes. Honor your Father. What happened to you? These men have gone through hell, now they are trying to prevent their own family from importing their mint health.

 

22 days ago
1/18/06
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22 days ago
7/27/13
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What the hell did I just read?

22 days ago
9/27/18
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I read that 3 times and I still don't know what's going on....
22 days ago
5/6/09
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Meth - not even once!

22 days ago
9/18/14
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Ooooooook

22 days ago
8/3/11
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22 days ago
2/6/15
Posts: 5936

Initially I thought OP had inside info but after reading that I think it is one of those learning AI which will try to make coherent messages from keywords.

22 days ago
8/31/11
Posts: 2722

Obviously op has also been in a tussle with a train. 

22 days ago
2/23/14
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The fuck is this thread?
22 days ago
11/26/16
Posts: 428

Is OP on crack?

 

Are you saying Matt Hughes' sister died recently from a gunshot?

22 days ago
8/5/13
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Op is cock drunk.

22 days ago
2/3/10
Posts: 25792

Go back to lurking 

Edited: 22 days ago
5/1/14
Posts: 6005

Heres a breakdown.

Matt smokes or drinks 24 hours a day while watching his sisters every move, so as a result, he kills her.

Then because of that plastic bags get banned because kids drink detergent while playing with change in a laundromat.

Whats so hard to understand?

22 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 76151

Skipped it after the first paragraph. Was hoping you guys could have understood enough to make cliff notes.

22 days ago
4/22/07
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Floppy Divac -

Skipped it after the first paragraph. Was hoping you guys could have understood enough to make cliff notes.

First paragraph was the only one that almost sorta made sense. 

Edited: 22 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 76152

"Many children died a few decades ago, a hide-and-seek in old rotating refrigerators that closed when the doors were closed until the epidemic was resolved, many people didn't know."

 

Damn, this is beautiful. Lol@ "that closed when the doors were closed"

22 days ago
6/27/02
Posts: 6818
"I have schizophrenia" would've saved us all some time OP.
22 days ago
4/16/13
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Hands down, without a doubt, thread of the year...... and I've only read the first two sentences.

22 days ago
5/30/09
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In

22 days ago
1/1/01
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Source?

22 days ago
7/12/15
Posts: 1602

Reads like a Chinese product description on Amazon.  You understand it at the beginning despite the obvious language barrier, but you can pinpoint the spot where the author gave up and just picked words at random.

22 days ago
6/15/04
Posts: 736
MrShush -

Reads like a Chinese product description on Amazon.  You understand it at the beginning despite the obvious language barrier, but you can pinpoint the spot where the author gave up and just picked words at random.

That and like vids that YouTube translates from Filipino to English 

22 days ago
1/1/14
Posts: 2575
This thread is funnier than it has the right to be given OP's obvious brain damage.
22 days ago
11/3/06
Posts: 1549

Is this an article that Touch posted? You know, the ones that got translated from Russian to English???