UnderGround Forums How about Trump vs Biden in the cage ?

10/29/20 12:26 PM
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Donald Trump might lose the election to Joe Biden ... but there's 1 place the prez says he'd never take an L to the former VP -- and that's in a fist fight.

President Trump was holding a rally in Bullhead City, AZ on Thursday ... when he revealed he once asked Dana White if the UFC honcho believed 77-year-old Biden would make a good fighter.

Here's how Trump says the convo unfolded.

"I don't think Sleepy Joe would be a good fighter. Do you? I asked Dana before. One gentle little touch to the face and he's down. He's down and he wouldn't get up very quickly either, would he?"

Now, this isn't the first time the politicians have talked about scrapping. A few years back, Biden said he'd "beat the hell" out of DT if they were in high school.

Trump addressed Biden's comments from back in the day ... and let's just say he doesn't exactly seem shook.

"Joe Biden, remember he said, 'I'd like to take him to the back of the barn'. Okay. If ever said that to him, they'd say he practices violence. 'The President practices violence.'"

"If you have to fight somebody, that's your dream fight right."

Just imagine the Pay-Per-View ...

10/29/20 12:27 PM
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https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/28/donald-trump-joe-biden-fight-president-mma/?fbclid=IwAR3qQKPMmiI492l6VDNbR1TqB0SNth0dHs9WLP8zBKOGA8Hns1J3CqluLfI

10/29/20 12:36 PM
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He wants to take him behind the barn? Is that what they say in the U.S? So hot.

10/29/20 12:43 PM
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Biden by cardio. Trump would have a heart attack 

10/29/20 12:45 PM
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Biden by RNC

10/29/20 12:46 PM
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Trump's lawyer seeks $20 million in damages from porn star Stormy Daniels

 

Coach

10/29/20 12:59 PM
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Carlas_Singlet - 

Biden by cardio. Trump would have a heart attack 




Other way around.


10/29/20 1:02 PM
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Biden can barely walk.

You see the way he tip toes yo the the ice cream shop?


Trump has the size advantage, and is at least capable of moving like a normal person.


I could see Biden losing his temper and trying something. But he wouldn't make it 5 feet before falling on his face.


Then the MSM would say Trump cheap shotted him, lol.
10/29/20 1:32 PM
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Trump would fold him in half, Biden looks frail as fuck.

10/29/20 1:57 PM
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What if Biden has been playing possum this whole time? Let's say he fakes a stumble and Imanari rolls for a leg, he'd hold it like a child he wanted to smell. But Trump has more than just good defense, he has the best defense. He'd be like a wall on the borders of submission. He would make the fight great again by standing and asking Joe to do the same. And then it happens. A masked Hillary Clinton tries to throw salt in trump's eyes, but she misses her cue because she was busy tweeting antifa. Biden takes the salt to the eyes, then the ref disqualifies my president, and CNN shows the aftermath and not the cause. The headline the next day would read "Biden defeats Trump after Joe was attacked by a Donald Trump supporter".

10/29/20 5:12 PM
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Sinead O Connors Nipples -

Trump would fold him in half, Biden looks frail as fuck.

They are both decripid old fucks but Trump is also morbidly obese and needs help going up stairs. Dont let your man love fool you they would both strugle to without having something to propt them up.

10/29/20 5:31 PM
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Thuggnificent - 
Sinead O Connors Nipples -

Trump would fold him in half, Biden looks frail as fuck.

They are both decripid old fucks but Trump is also morbidly obese and needs help going up stairs. Dont let your man love fool you they would both strugle to without having something to propt them up.




He's got a belly.

Wouldn't call him morbidly obese.

I can't imagine Biden even attempting an explosive movement.
10/29/20 5:51 PM
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Old men fighting is always funny

10/29/20 5:53 PM
11/8/08
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Ingot drawn in to the old men fighting wormhole.Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony

10/29/20 5:54 PM
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Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony

10/29/20 6:02 PM
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onepunchJD - 

Biden can barely walk.

You see the way he tip toes yo the the ice cream shop?


Trump has the size advantage, and is at least capable of moving like a normal person.


I could see Biden losing his temper and trying something. But he wouldn't make it 5 feet before falling on his face.


Then the MSM would say Trump cheap shotted him, lol.

compared to the guy than needs to use 2 hands to drink a glass of water... can barely walk down a ramp without looking like it's a physical therapy session. He also has some type of insert in his upper palate. He'd talk the talk then back out with an excuse like he did for the draft. He'd fail a drug test anyways.
10/29/20 9:32 PM
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Carlas_Singlet -

Biden by cardio. Trump would have a heart attack 

Lol at Biden having cardio when he calls a lid on his campaign at 9am most days

10/30/20 7:34 AM
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Biden is way tougher than doughboy. 

10/30/20 7:36 AM
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Robert Thomas -
Carlas_Singlet -

Biden by cardio. Trump would have a heart attack 

Lol at Biden having cardio when he calls a lid on his campaign at 9am most days

Have you seen him out riding a bike like a teenager? He has way more vigore than Trump.

10/30/20 8:01 AM
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Sinead O Connors Nipples -

Trump would fold him in half, Biden looks frail as fuck.

This, plus even if Biden made it out of the first round he would never be able to find his corner.

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30 days ago
9/28/03
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C'mon man! Biden by Heel Hook!

30 days ago
7/27/04
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Trump wrestled in high school, so Trump

30 days ago
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EKPOGI - 

Trump wrestled in high school, so Trump




BOOM!
10/31/20 12:07 AM
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Biden is relatively fit for a guy his age. He jogs - rides, bikes etc. Trump on the other hand seems like a one sit-up in the morning kind of guy.

10/31/20 12:25 AM
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white -

Biden is relatively fit for a guy his age. He jogs - rides, bikes etc. Trump on the other hand seems like a one sit-up in the morning kind of guy.

Agreed,Trump via one punch KO