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11/5/14 4:18 AM
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Welcome cris!!! Hope you get to smash Rhonda's face. Phone Post 3.0
11/5/14 7:08 AM
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Has "Cyborg" been back since the OP?

I'm starting to think everyone's been bamboozled!

Uh oh...is it likely? It could be a prank of epic proportions? The UGs rep is riding on this. Phone Post 3.0
Her website has a link to the UG AMA thread, so it's probably legit. Phone Post 3.0
11/5/14 8:08 AM
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SE555 - 


Hahahaha!!! That's awesome!

 

Cindy

11/5/14 8:44 AM
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^^^ Bahahahahahahahahaha that's excellent VU, when possible sorry Phone Post 3.0
11/5/14 10:25 AM
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Cool-in.
11/5/14 10:36 AM
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blamecanada - Here it is.. the winning entry

"The Cyborg Flashcard"

Blue please.

http://s30.postimg.org/6v20yld9t/flashcard.jpg


11/5/14 11:38 AM
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TFK_SickEye -

Has "Cyborg" been back since the OP?

I'm starting to think everyone's been bamboozled!

She posted a video in the AMA thread earlier. Phone Post 3.0
11/5/14 12:05 PM
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SE555 - 


Hahahaha!! Funny.

Please email me your address info@criscyborg.com and I will get an Autographed shirt out in the mail to you!

Thank you guys for being so nice, I love the UG, funny.

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gambatte - This is like.... the worst place you could learn english. There are maybe 10 literate people here.

lol and thank God you're not trying to learn math from the U.G.

Vu sir. Your better off learning math at your local kindergarden Phone Post 3.0
*you're Phone Post 3.0
^ Phone Post 3.0
11/5/14 2:14 PM
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Common grammar mistakes:

Your= possessive. I.e. your karate is good.

You're= conjunction- you are. Youre good at karate.

Less= not pertaining to objects in aggregate. I.e I have less experience in jiu jistu than you.

Fewer= pertaining to objects in aggregate. I.e I have fewer black belts than you. Or 15 items or fewer. (15 items or less line biggest fucking pp of mine.

Than= Comparison. Cyborg's striking is better than Rhonda's striking.

Then: proceedings. Cyborg will punch Rhonda in the face, then, kick her in the liver.

Especially important in this sentence: I would rather be pissed off than/then pissed on.

Remember, grammar is the fundamental way in which those are labeled as smart or stupid. It is also the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off his horse. And helping your Uncle jack off his horse. Phone Post 3.0
11/5/14 2:29 PM
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austinjames427 - Common grammar mistakes:

Your= possessive. I.e. your karate is good.

You're= conjunction- you are. Youre good at karate.

Less= not pertaining to objects in aggregate. I.e I have less experience in jiu jistu than you.

Fewer= pertaining to objects in aggregate. I.e I have fewer black belts than you. Or 15 items or fewer. (15 items or less line biggest fucking pp of mine.

Than= Comparison. Cyborg's striking is better than Rhonda's striking.

Then: proceedings. Cyborg will punch Rhonda in the face, then, kick her in the liver.

Especially important in this sentence: I would rather be pissed off than/then pissed on.

Remember, grammar is the fundamental way in which those are labeled as smart or stupid. It is also the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off his horse. And helping your Uncle jack off his horse. Phone Post 3.0


This.....LOL!!!!

11/5/14 2:29 PM
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hey cris, when a reporter ever asks you about how your feeling, you should always respond by  saying

'ees normal, bj penn is da best'

 

when you finally get into the ufc, your first response regardless of the questions should be:

'im gonna drop dem bungalows on honda housey's head' then gesture to the camera with 4 fingers held up

or "honda housey will feel dat sweet chin music' then make a shape fo an X with your arms and slam them against your pelvis

good luck in your learning endeavours, there is many other great advice to come from my fellow UG'ers

 

 

 

 

11/5/14 2:51 PM
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criscyborg - 
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Hahahaha!! Funny.

Please email me your address info@criscyborg.com and I will get an Autographed shirt out in the mail to you!

Thank you guys for being so nice, I love the UG, funny.


awesome

11/5/14 3:37 PM
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Welcome! Please, please, please, destroy Rhonda for us. Phone Post 3.0
11/5/14 4:50 PM
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Awesome to have Cyborg in the mix, and I hope this thread gets the living hell modded out of it.
11/5/14 5:03 PM
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Welcome to the UG. I will be honest and say that I am actually a fan of Ronda's, however that doesn't mean I can't be a fan of yours as well.

It is always nice to see fighters posting on the UG and hopefully you don't let anyone upset you and run you off. I have to say I am pleasantly surprised by many of your responses and overall good attitude towards so many things. I hope you are able to get your injuries taken care of and get down to 135. So many exciting fight possibilities at that weight class aside from the obvious Ronda match up.
11/5/14 5:03 PM
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VU Rule

11/5/14 7:07 PM
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criscyborg - 
SE555 - 


Hahahaha!! Funny.

Please email me your address info@criscyborg.com and I will get an Autographed shirt out in the mail to you!

Thank you guys for being so nice, I love the UG, funny.


This is awesome Chris! Great to see you posting on here. 

11/5/14 7:09 PM
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11/5/14 7:14 PM
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Damn it! The greatest female MMA fighter of all time, starts a thread on the UG. And I miss it!

I miss all the good shit. :(
11/5/14 8:29 PM
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wow Brian Rule is awesome at photoshop

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Ray Elbe - 
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Brian Rule - 

VU Rule

Gold Phone Post 3.0

Awesome! Go Cyborg!
11/5/14 10:49 PM
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EvilMaster - Damn it! The greatest female MMA fighter of all time, starts a thread on the UG. And I miss it!

I miss all the good shit. :(

she made one on the OG too ;-)
11/5/14 11:32 PM
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Brown nosing detected on this thread. Phone Post 3.0