UnderGround Forums Jon Jones Claps Back @ Adesanyas USADA Blast

7/11/19 1:00 AM
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It's very simple now for Jones haters 

 

Jones beats the shit out of his opponents = the UFC gives him an free pass to use

Jones has a tight fight = he can't do shit without the gear.

 

7/11/19 2:20 AM
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FrontBroRian -
Rambo John J - 
FrontBroRian - I’m confused.

All I hear is that jones has a free pass to juice and therefor none of his fights are fair, because every opponent of his is very clean

Then I hear that since USADA he’s basically sucked, implying since stricter testing he cannot cheat.

So is everyone saying he’s now 100% clean since USADA came around? Or he’s still on roids but just isn’t that good. Doesn’t seem it can be both

Maybe Jon is only allowed to use whatever drug is leaving picos in him

and the other stuff he would use pre USADA was helping him be the finisher we knew previously

Still waiting to see what "help" or snitching he did for a reduced sentence and license to Juice.

 

Isreal isn't wrong though...Jon has looked underwhelming lately.


The consensus was the best jones we’ve ever seen was against Gus 2, which was 6 months ago. He beat the shit out of him and finished him easily

And his previous fight was the violent destruction of DC.

Both were usada era

Didnt he fail the post fight test against DC?  Gus has looked like shit for years, beating him now doesnt have much significance 

7/11/19 3:00 AM
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El Duderino - 

What does cakes mean?


Not sure, but The Junkyard Dog wants us to grab them.
7/11/19 7:02 AM
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El Duderino - 

What does cakes mean?


Not sure, but The Junkyard Dog wants us to grab them.

Baby cakes.

7/11/19 7:22 AM
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Johnzandt -

It's very simple now for Jones haters 

 

Jones beats the shit out of his opponents = the UFC gives him an free pass to use

Jones has a tight fight = he can't do shit without the gear.

 

I understand your point 100%, but Jon brought it on himself. He did cheat at one time, and the pulsing thing is suspicious when it’s never happened to any other fighter who juiced that we know of. I mean if josh Barnett failed a test again  people would laugh if he used the pulsing excuse but Jones got to use it more than once now. It’s just hard for people to accept when it’s his own fault to begin with 

7/11/19 7:44 AM
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Dugs95 -
Johnzandt -

It's very simple now for Jones haters 

 

Jones beats the shit out of his opponents = the UFC gives him an free pass to use

Jones has a tight fight = he can't do shit without the gear.

 

I understand your point 100%, but Jon brought it on himself. He did cheat at one time, and the pulsing thing is suspicious when it’s never happened to any other fighter who juiced that we know of. I mean if josh Barnett failed a test again  people would laugh if he used the pulsing excuse but Jones got to use it more than once now. It’s just hard for people to accept when it’s his own fault to begin with 

Answer me this, can you name me one fighter that Jones has fought that you honestly believe wasn't/isnt on something ?

7/11/19 8:10 AM
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That's Jones hinting that maybe the new nickname should be Gender Bender for Adesanya.

7/11/19 8:14 AM
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So 2 pages in any no one knows what cakes mean? That tweet might as well be in African.

7/11/19 8:16 AM
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It's a typo for calves.  He's saying Adensanya was checking him out.

7/11/19 8:25 AM
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FrontBroRian -
Vikingknee - 
FrontBroRian -
Rambo John J - 
FrontBroRian - I’m confused.

All I hear is that jones has a free pass to juice and therefor none of his fights are fair, because every opponent of his is very clean

Then I hear that since USADA he’s basically sucked, implying since stricter testing he cannot cheat.

So is everyone saying he’s now 100% clean since USADA came around? Or he’s still on roids but just isn’t that good. Doesn’t seem it can be both

Maybe Jon is only allowed to use whatever drug is leaving picos in him

and the other stuff he would use pre USADA was helping him be the finisher we knew previously

Still waiting to see what "help" or snitching he did for a reduced sentence and license to Juice.

 

Isreal isn't wrong though...Jon has looked underwhelming lately.


The consensus was the best jones we’ve ever seen was against Gus 2, which was 6 months ago. He beat the shit out of him and finished him easily

And his previous fight was the violent destruction of DC.

Both were usada era

I think you made up said “consensus” 


If you don’t think 2 of his most impressive wins were over Gus and DC, 2/4 last fights, you’re not being honest with yourself

and it was the first time fighting Smith and Santos he's always more cautious the first time he fights someone. the second time it's a wrap. picos or not

7/11/19 8:33 AM
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FrontBroRian - I’m confused.

All I hear is that jones has a free pass to juice and therefor none of his fights are fair, because every opponent of his is very clean

Then I hear that since USADA he’s basically sucked, implying since stricter testing he cannot cheat.

So is everyone saying he’s now 100% clean since USADA came around? Or he’s still on roids but just isn’t that good. Doesn’t seem it can be both

Fuck, I actually agree with you for once

7/11/19 8:37 AM
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Dugs95 - 
Johnzandt -

It's very simple now for Jones haters 

 

Jones beats the shit out of his opponents = the UFC gives him an free pass to use

Jones has a tight fight = he can't do shit without the gear.

 

I understand your point 100%, but Jon brought it on himself. He did cheat at one time, and the pulsing thing is suspicious when it’s never happened to any other fighter who juiced that we know of. I mean if josh Barnett failed a test again  people would laugh if he used the pulsing excuse but Jones got to use it more than once now. It’s just hard for people to accept when it’s his own fault to begin with 


“UFC fighter Muslim Salikhov has been cleared by USADA in a doping case very similar to the one Jon Jones is currently going through.

Salikhov will receive no sanction from USADA, the UFC’s anti-doping partner, despite multiple drug-test results coming back positive for the long-term metabolite of the banned steroid oral Turinabol, UFC executive Jeff Novitzky told MMA Fighting. Salikhov is eligible to compete again in the UFC immediately, Novitzky said.

Salikhov, 34, first tested positive for 4-chloro-18-nor-17?-hydroxymethyl,17?-methyl-5?-androst-13-en-3?-ol (M3) (or DHMCT) stemming from an out-of-competition sample collected June 7, 2018. Salikhov, a Russia native, was provisionally suspended by USADA and the UFC when the result came back, pending the investigation and adjudication process.

Since then, Salikhov has been tested six times. Two of those have came back with trace amounts of the long-term M3 metabolite of DHCMT in his system, while four have returned negative. All of the adverse findings have come back under 10 picograms per milliliter. And no parent compound, short- and medium-term metabolites have been found.
7/11/19 9:07 AM
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What makes it very obvious to me that Jones used is that he tested for the exact same shit as both his brother and Brock Lesnar did at pretty much the exact same time, when he used the dick pill excuse. Clearly that was something that was ahead of the testing until they caught up.
7/11/19 9:08 AM
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FrontBroRian -
Vikingknee - 
FrontBroRian -
Rambo John J - 
FrontBroRian - I’m confused.

All I hear is that jones has a free pass to juice and therefor none of his fights are fair, because every opponent of his is very clean

Then I hear that since USADA he’s basically sucked, implying since stricter testing he cannot cheat.

So is everyone saying he’s now 100% clean since USADA came around? Or he’s still on roids but just isn’t that good. Doesn’t seem it can be both

Maybe Jon is only allowed to use whatever drug is leaving picos in him

and the other stuff he would use pre USADA was helping him be the finisher we knew previously

Still waiting to see what "help" or snitching he did for a reduced sentence and license to Juice.

 

Isreal isn't wrong though...Jon has looked underwhelming lately.


The consensus was the best jones we’ve ever seen was against Gus 2, which was 6 months ago. He beat the shit out of him and finished him easily

And his previous fight was the violent destruction of DC.

Both were usada era

I think you made up said “consensus” 


If you don’t think 2 of his most impressive wins were over Gus and DC, 2/4 last fights, you’re not being honest with yourself

Didn't he fail USADA tests for both of those? 

7/11/19 9:10 AM
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Johnzandt -
Dugs95 -
Johnzandt -

It's very simple now for Jones haters 

 

Jones beats the shit out of his opponents = the UFC gives him an free pass to use

Jones has a tight fight = he can't do shit without the gear.

 

I understand your point 100%, but Jon brought it on himself. He did cheat at one time, and the pulsing thing is suspicious when it’s never happened to any other fighter who juiced that we know of. I mean if josh Barnett failed a test again  people would laugh if he used the pulsing excuse but Jones got to use it more than once now. It’s just hard for people to accept when it’s his own fault to begin with 

Answer me this, can you name me one fighter that Jones has fought that you honestly believe wasn't/isnt on something ?

Gus, Shogun, Santos, Glover, Rashad, DC

7/11/19 9:12 AM
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Monroe -
FrontBroRian -
Vikingknee - 
FrontBroRian -
Rambo John J - 
FrontBroRian - I’m confused.

All I hear is that jones has a free pass to juice and therefor none of his fights are fair, because every opponent of his is very clean

Then I hear that since USADA he’s basically sucked, implying since stricter testing he cannot cheat.

So is everyone saying he’s now 100% clean since USADA came around? Or he’s still on roids but just isn’t that good. Doesn’t seem it can be both

Maybe Jon is only allowed to use whatever drug is leaving picos in him

and the other stuff he would use pre USADA was helping him be the finisher we knew previously

Still waiting to see what "help" or snitching he did for a reduced sentence and license to Juice.

 

Isreal isn't wrong though...Jon has looked underwhelming lately.


The consensus was the best jones we’ve ever seen was against Gus 2, which was 6 months ago. He beat the shit out of him and finished him easily

And his previous fight was the violent destruction of DC.

Both were usada era

I think you made up said “consensus” 


If you don’t think 2 of his most impressive wins were over Gus and DC, 2/4 last fights, you’re not being honest with yourself

Didn't he fail USADA tests for both of those? 

Yes

7/11/19 9:36 AM
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FrontBroRian -
Rambo John J - 
FrontBroRian - I’m confused.

All I hear is that jones has a free pass to juice and therefor none of his fights are fair, because every opponent of his is very clean

Then I hear that since USADA he’s basically sucked, implying since stricter testing he cannot cheat.

So is everyone saying he’s now 100% clean since USADA came around? Or he’s still on roids but just isn’t that good. Doesn’t seem it can be both

Maybe Jon is only allowed to use whatever drug is leaving picos in him

and the other stuff he would use pre USADA was helping him be the finisher we knew previously

Still waiting to see what "help" or snitching he did for a reduced sentence and license to Juice.

 

Isreal isn't wrong though...Jon has looked underwhelming lately.


The consensus was the best jones we’ve ever seen was against Gus 2, which was 6 months ago. He beat the shit out of him and finished him easily

And his previous fight was the violent destruction of DC.

Both were usada era

There was no wide spread agreement that Jones vs Gus 2 was the best Jon we’d ever seen.

If I had to pick, I’d say the best Jones was 2011 where he wiped out the LHW division by finishing Bader, Shogun, Rampage, Machida in a 10 month period.

 

 

7/11/19 10:16 AM
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FingerorMoon - 
FrontBroRian -
Rambo John J - 
FrontBroRian - I’m confused.

All I hear is that jones has a free pass to juice and therefor none of his fights are fair, because every opponent of his is very clean

Then I hear that since USADA he’s basically sucked, implying since stricter testing he cannot cheat.

So is everyone saying he’s now 100% clean since USADA came around? Or he’s still on roids but just isn’t that good. Doesn’t seem it can be both

Maybe Jon is only allowed to use whatever drug is leaving picos in him

and the other stuff he would use pre USADA was helping him be the finisher we knew previously

Still waiting to see what "help" or snitching he did for a reduced sentence and license to Juice.

 

Isreal isn't wrong though...Jon has looked underwhelming lately.


The consensus was the best jones we’ve ever seen was against Gus 2, which was 6 months ago. He beat the shit out of him and finished him easily

And his previous fight was the violent destruction of DC.

Both were usada era

There was no wide spread agreement that Jones vs Gus 2 was the best Jon we’d ever seen.

If I had to pick, I’d say the best Jones was 2011 where he wiped out the LHW division by finishing Bader, Shogun, Rampage, Machida in a 10 month period.

 

 


All I’ve heard since is bader wasn’t that good, Shogun was hurt coming off a surgery, rampage was old and passed his prime, and vitor, chael, rashad and lyoto are middleweights.

I can’t think of 1 fight where “some” of you guys would actually give him credit for. Every single one there is an excuse involved.
7/11/19 10:18 AM
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El Duderino - 
Johnzandt -
Dugs95 -
Johnzandt -

It's very simple now for Jones haters 

 

Jones beats the shit out of his opponents = the UFC gives him an free pass to use

Jones has a tight fight = he can't do shit without the gear.

 

I understand your point 100%, but Jon brought it on himself. He did cheat at one time, and the pulsing thing is suspicious when it’s never happened to any other fighter who juiced that we know of. I mean if josh Barnett failed a test again  people would laugh if he used the pulsing excuse but Jones got to use it more than once now. It’s just hard for people to accept when it’s his own fault to begin with 

Answer me this, can you name me one fighter that Jones has fought that you honestly believe wasn't/isnt on something ?

Gus, Shogun, Santos, Glover, Rashad, DC


Ahhh that’s cute that you think those guys wouldn’t cheat.

Take DC...we’ve seen him cheat on video at weigh in’s, so we know he’s not above it. Add in his out of whack t levels the first time he fought jones, it’s adorable when fans always think fighters they like are clean
7/11/19 10:18 AM
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FrontBroRian -
FingerorMoon - 
FrontBroRian -
Rambo John J - 
FrontBroRian - I’m confused.

All I hear is that jones has a free pass to juice and therefor none of his fights are fair, because every opponent of his is very clean

Then I hear that since USADA he’s basically sucked, implying since stricter testing he cannot cheat.

So is everyone saying he’s now 100% clean since USADA came around? Or he’s still on roids but just isn’t that good. Doesn’t seem it can be both

Maybe Jon is only allowed to use whatever drug is leaving picos in him

and the other stuff he would use pre USADA was helping him be the finisher we knew previously

Still waiting to see what "help" or snitching he did for a reduced sentence and license to Juice.

 

Isreal isn't wrong though...Jon has looked underwhelming lately.


The consensus was the best jones we’ve ever seen was against Gus 2, which was 6 months ago. He beat the shit out of him and finished him easily

And his previous fight was the violent destruction of DC.

Both were usada era

There was no wide spread agreement that Jones vs Gus 2 was the best Jon we’d ever seen.

If I had to pick, I’d say the best Jones was 2011 where he wiped out the LHW division by finishing Bader, Shogun, Rampage, Machida in a 10 month period.

 

 


All I’ve heard since is bader wasn’t that good, Shogun was hurt coming off a surgery, rampage was old and passed his prime, and vitor, chael, rashad and lyoto are middleweights.

I can’t think of 1 fight where “some” of you guys would actually give him credit for. Every single one there is an excuse involved.

This excuse happens in every division and to every champion.

7/11/19 11:09 AM
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Johnzandt -
Dugs95 -
Johnzandt -

It's very simple now for Jones haters 

 

Jones beats the shit out of his opponents = the UFC gives him an free pass to use

Jones has a tight fight = he can't do shit without the gear.

 

I understand your point 100%, but Jon brought it on himself. He did cheat at one time, and the pulsing thing is suspicious when it’s never happened to any other fighter who juiced that we know of. I mean if josh Barnett failed a test again  people would laugh if he used the pulsing excuse but Jones got to use it more than once now. It’s just hard for people to accept when it’s his own fault to begin with 

Answer me this, can you name me one fighter that Jones has fought that you honestly believe wasn't/isnt on something ?

The fuck are you talking about? Yes of course. Why do you love a proven cheater so much?

7/11/19 12:53 PM
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7/11/19 9:10 PM
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Johnzandt -
Dugs95 -
Johnzandt -

It's very simple now for Jones haters 

 

Jones beats the shit out of his opponents = the UFC gives him an free pass to use

Jones has a tight fight = he can't do shit without the gear.

 

I understand your point 100%, but Jon brought it on himself. He did cheat at one time, and the pulsing thing is suspicious when it’s never happened to any other fighter who juiced that we know of. I mean if josh Barnett failed a test again  people would laugh if he used the pulsing excuse but Jones got to use it more than once now. It’s just hard for people to accept when it’s his own fault to begin with 

Answer me this, can you name me one fighter that Jones has fought that you honestly believe wasn't/isnt on something ?

Parker Porter

7/11/19 9:14 PM
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El Duderino -
Johnzandt -
Dugs95 -
Johnzandt -

It's very simple now for Jones haters 

 

Jones beats the shit out of his opponents = the UFC gives him an free pass to use

Jones has a tight fight = he can't do shit without the gear.

 

I understand your point 100%, but Jon brought it on himself. He did cheat at one time, and the pulsing thing is suspicious when it’s never happened to any other fighter who juiced that we know of. I mean if josh Barnett failed a test again  people would laugh if he used the pulsing excuse but Jones got to use it more than once now. It’s just hard for people to accept when it’s his own fault to begin with 

Answer me this, can you name me one fighter that Jones has fought that you honestly believe wasn't/isnt on something ?

Gus, Shogun, Santos, Glover, Rashad, DC

Hahahaha suuureee, a Brazilian who doesn't juice, right.

7/11/19 9:31 PM
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FrontBroRian -
El Duderino - 
Johnzandt -
Dugs95 -
Johnzandt -

It's very simple now for Jones haters 

 

Jones beats the shit out of his opponents = the UFC gives him an free pass to use

Jones has a tight fight = he can't do shit without the gear.

 

I understand your point 100%, but Jon brought it on himself. He did cheat at one time, and the pulsing thing is suspicious when it’s never happened to any other fighter who juiced that we know of. I mean if josh Barnett failed a test again  people would laugh if he used the pulsing excuse but Jones got to use it more than once now. It’s just hard for people to accept when it’s his own fault to begin with 

Answer me this, can you name me one fighter that Jones has fought that you honestly believe wasn't/isnt on something ?

Gus, Shogun, Santos, Glover, Rashad, DC


Ahhh that’s cute that you think those guys wouldn’t cheat.

Take DC...we’ve seen him cheat on video at weigh in’s, so we know he’s not above it. Add in his out of whack t levels the first time he fought jones, it’s adorable when fans always think fighters they like are clean

Honest question: How much would you be willing to pay in order to suck JBJ's cock? Merely everything you own, or would you also take out a loan?