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9/17/19 1:02 PM
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...cutest baby in history! Anyone following her Instagram? I got in it for the ass/tits; I stayed for the baby. Get that little cute button an agent already. I'd be booking commercials left and right.

Aw.

9/17/19 1:05 PM
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Cottage cheese in a plastic bag. 

9/17/19 2:04 PM
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I unfollowed for 9months

9/17/19 2:24 PM
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Uhtred Ragnarson -

Cottage cheese in a plastic bag. 

It’s fine if you’re not into thicker women but does that make you feel somehow superior? What is the purpose of posts like this? It might be time to grow up dude

9/17/19 2:28 PM
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Uhtred Ragnarson - 

Cottage cheese in a plastic bag. 


#wifey #bae
9/17/19 3:35 PM
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Uhtred Ragnarson -

Cottage cheese in a plastic bag. 

It’s fine if you’re not into thicker women but does that make you feel somehow superior? What is the purpose of posts like this? It might be time to grow up dude

Might be time to put your woman on a diet, fella!

9/17/19 3:44 PM
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Uhtred Ragnarson -

Cottage cheese in a plastic bag. 

It’s fine if you’re not into thicker women but does that make you feel somehow superior? What is the purpose of posts like this? It might be time to grow up dude

Easy target so people are gonna take shots. Ignore it! 

9/18/19 12:22 AM
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She's thicker than the average wmma fighter, and that's not bad.

9/18/19 12:39 AM
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Pics of baby 

9/18/19 1:10 AM
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Uhtred Ragnarson -

Cottage cheese in a plastic bag. 

It’s fine if you’re not into thicker women but does that make you feel somehow superior? What is the purpose of posts like this? It might be time to grow up dude

Easy target so people are gonna take shots. Ignore it! 

Same shots you took on the other Dern thread?

9/18/19 6:50 AM
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Is the baby talking with a fake Brazilian accent yet?

9/18/19 7:33 AM
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Is the baby talking with a fake Brazilian accent yet?

Gua gua gao gao

9/18/19 7:41 AM
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9/18/19 7:41 AM
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Is the baby talking with a fake Brazilian accent yet?

Fo sure my frienge.

9/18/19 7:49 AM
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The most disappointed I’ve felt going into a thread in quite a while 

9/18/19 8:55 AM
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Is the baby talking with a fake Brazilian accent yet?

No but he's already dropping the d'arce on those tittays.

9/18/19 9:08 AM
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Uhtred Ragnarson -

Cottage cheese in a plastic bag. 

It’s fine if you’re not into thicker women but does that make you feel somehow superior? What is the purpose of posts like this? It might be time to grow up dude

Easy target so people are gonna take shots. Ignore it! 

Same shots you took on the other Dern thread?


Likely!
9/18/19 9:36 AM
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Meu bem que me faz TÃO bem! Love you minha princesa! ?? @moadernsantos

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9/18/19 10:46 AM
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Cute kid

9/18/19 10:52 AM
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The kid has a better chance at making weight than she does.

9/18/19 11:03 AM
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????? ???. . . . . ?? @desautomatas

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9/18/19 11:06 AM
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9/18/19 2:10 PM
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kids adorable

and well fed i presume

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I wonder what the baby's first language will be?!

9/18/19 2:46 PM
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Cottage cheese in a plastic bag. 

It’s fine if you’re not into thicker women but does that make you feel somehow superior? What is the purpose of posts like this? It might be time to grow up dude

It's  confirmed he still lives at home with his parents. Pushing 30. No Drivers License either.