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4/14/19 2:34 AM
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4/14/19 2:36 AM
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Shaq looks like two Megan Olivis standing on each others shoulders in a black trenchcoat with lots of makeup on.

4/14/19 2:38 AM
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Megan Olivi with Shaq? Pic, ok, full movie, better.
4/14/19 2:39 AM
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I'm so gross. I can't help thinking he could one-hand her like a Fleshlight.

Worse episode of Blacked ever.

4/14/19 2:40 AM
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3 inch heels too? jesus, humans. 

4/14/19 2:40 AM
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TequilaYuen -

I'm so gross. I can't help thinking he could one-hand her like a Fleshlight.

Worse episode of Blacked ever.

Thank you for this image in my head right now 

4/14/19 2:41 AM
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Shaq looks like slimer from ghost busters 

4/14/19 3:39 AM
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Lol of course someone else had the same thought as me.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

?? #shaq #shaqmemes #blacked #ufc #meme #ufc236

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4/14/19 4:04 AM
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In all seriousness, do you guys think she could take it?

4/14/19 4:16 AM
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comon man. have you not seen what's on the internet. asked and answered.

4/14/19 4:21 AM
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In all seriousness, do you guys think she could take it?


it's been rumored that shaq isn't exactly the king of johnsons from the league..

beep
4/14/19 5:05 AM
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Lorenzo is not going to be pleased.
4/14/19 5:17 AM
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In all seriousness, do you guys think she could take it?

Positive

4/14/19 10:17 AM
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In all seriousness, do you guys think she could take it?

There's a book by a groupie named Superhead who says Shaq isn't exactly proportionate in his dimensions and even be says it doesn't live up to expectations. 

4/14/19 11:11 AM
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In all seriousness, do you guys think she could take it?

There's a book by a groupie named Superhead who says Shaq isn't exactly proportionate in his dimensions and even be says it doesn't live up to expectations. 

Got it, thanks. The girl must give a superhead.

4/14/19 11:23 AM
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In all seriousness, do you guys think she could take it?

Have you ever watched porn? Tiny white women take on dicks the length of their forearms. It’s a whole genre of adult entertainment.

Piper Perri is the latest star, she’s 4’11” and 95 lbs, she’s done scenes with squads of black guys. She seems to have an inter dimensional portal inside her, because she takes dicks balls deep that look like they should be in her internal organs.

The truth is, vaginas are birth canals for a reason. They are capable of extreme dilation. The biggest dick is nothing compared to a baby head. Once a puss is warmed up, it takes a lot more than a penis to hurt it.

4/14/19 1:08 PM
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Muay Tired -
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In all seriousness, do you guys think she could take it?

There's a book by a groupie named Superhead who says Shaq isn't exactly proportionate in his dimensions and even be says it doesn't live up to expectations. 

Lol he would need a 12 inch hog to be proportionate. 

4/14/19 1:13 PM
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Her husband is as tall as Shaqs legs.

4/14/19 1:30 PM
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TequilaYuen -
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In all seriousness, do you guys think she could take it?

Have you ever watched porn? Tiny white women take on dicks the length of their forearms. It’s a whole genre of adult entertainment.

Piper Perri is the latest star, she’s 4’11” and 95 lbs, she’s done scenes with squads of black guys. She seems to have an inter dimensional portal inside her, because she takes dicks balls deep that look like they should be in her internal organs.

The truth is, vaginas are birth canals for a reason. They are capable of extreme dilation. The biggest dick is nothing compared to a baby head. Once a puss is warmed up, it takes a lot more than a penis to hurt it.

Pushing out is not the same as pushing in. Length is the issue, moreso than girth. I'm a just over 7', so long but not too long, and have had gfs who I had to go slow with all the time, even after foreplay.

It's the uterus.

 

 

4/14/19 1:34 PM
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I got to meet Shaq @UFC 44, he’s literally the biggest human being I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
4/14/19 1:42 PM
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TwentyNineTwentyEight - I got to meet Shaq @UFC 44, he’s literally the biggest human being I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

I ran into Mark Eaton in a restroom.

4/14/19 1:46 PM
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TequilaYuen -
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In all seriousness, do you guys think she could take it?

Have you ever watched porn? Tiny white women take on dicks the length of their forearms. It’s a whole genre of adult entertainment.

Piper Perri is the latest star, she’s 4’11” and 95 lbs, she’s done scenes with squads of black guys. She seems to have an inter dimensional portal inside her, because she takes dicks balls deep that look like they should be in her internal organs.

The truth is, vaginas are birth canals for a reason. They are capable of extreme dilation. The biggest dick is nothing compared to a baby head. Once a puss is warmed up, it takes a lot more than a penis to hurt it.

Pushing out is not the same as pushing in. Length is the issue, moreso than girth. I'm a just over 7', so long but not too long, and have had gfs who I had to go slow with all the time, even after foreplay.

It's the uterus.

 

 

Aren't there rules about pictures or something in this place?

4/14/19 4:17 PM
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In all seriousness, do you guys think she could take it?

There's a book by a groupie named Superhead who says Shaq isn't exactly proportionate in his dimensions and even be says it doesn't live up to expectations. 


Thats Shaqdick syndrome.


When your dick maybe a nice size, but your body is so huge your dick looks mediocre in comparison.


Young fit ron jeremy had a huge piece on him, fat ron jeramy looks like a normal dick.


Most male pornstars are on the small side height and weight wise
4/14/19 4:23 PM
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I would have loved Shaq vs Giant Silva in PRIDE. Shaq would have killed him. I'm pretty sure he has been a purple belt for a long time and has trained some kickboxing as well.

4/14/19 4:24 PM
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How many seconds do you think CM Punk could last in a fight with Shaq?