UnderGround Forums Ok so I kinda feel bad but I kinda don't

Edited: 4/17/19 8:05 PM
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So let's start the story off with I am my fathers caretaker starting very recently. He's been put on Hospice and I've been in charge of basically every kind of care he needs including giving him his medicine. One of his medications is morphine. Now here's the part of the story I wanted to talk about. Ok so a few days ago I was on a dating website checking out dope ho's looking for an easy BJ and this idea hit me. How about I take an empty morphine bottle, fill it with water, and attempt at making a "transaction" with the hookers? I offer them 2-3 shots of liquid morphine for a blowjob. 

Should I feel bad?

Is it illegal to have a morphine bottle filled with water?

4/17/19 8:39 PM
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Careful,  if she is clean she is likely a cop.  Get a FILTHY hoe

4/17/19 8:44 PM
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it's ok as long as the bottle is partially full of WFA

4/17/19 8:46 PM
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HighInsideLegKick -

Also, I'm sure you already know this, but if you wear two condoms you are twice as unlikey to catch the AIDS

Yes! I never use condoms but in this venture if I feel I want to fuck the girl I'm bringing condoms. Maybe promise her an extra shot of water before I leave.

4/17/19 8:47 PM
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nogidavid -

it's ok as long as the bottle is partially full of WFA

oh shit! well hey guys 

4/18/19 12:11 AM
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HighInsideLegKick -
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HighInsideLegKick -

Also, I'm sure you already know this, but if you wear two condoms you are twice as unlikey to catch the AIDS

Yes! I never use condoms but in this venture if I feel I want to fuck the girl I'm bringing condoms. Maybe promise her an extra shot of water before I leave.

If you can't find a condom, any plastic bag and rubber band will work. 

Or the middle finger of a blue latex glove, which adds to the medical aura of the transaction. 

4/18/19 12:15 AM
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Shoot your dad up with the water and hook the whore with the morphine,  play the long term investment.

 

4/18/19 12:58 AM
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This is like adding water to your parents’ wine bottles when they’re in Florida, except with a Schedule II narcotic 

4/18/19 2:52 AM
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oh dude. did no one ever tell you that you can be as unkind as you like to drug-addicted hookers! be as cruel as you want to bro. maybe spit on her afterwards? have a great time!

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Edited: 4/18/19 7:03 AM
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I'll buy the Morph of you & you can pay for the hookers. With the change, get your old man some CBD oil. 3 way happy....

4/18/19 9:06 AM
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So this is a thread about scamming a hooker with fake drugs for sex.

 

Hi quality postsr.

4/18/19 9:56 AM
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I would say it is legit as long as you offer her a relatively relative sum of cash monies as an alternative so that she has to make the choice with her own free will.

Then you are merely being an instrument of fate and dispensing justice to the morally compromised just as God surely intended.

Maybe offer the cash as Bitcoin or foodstamps so she is less inclined to take the easy way out from this crossroads her destiny has lead her to (or maybe her name is just Destiny, IDFK).

4/18/19 9:59 AM
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LOL @ "Bitcoin or foodstamps".

The OG is amazing.
4/18/19 11:34 AM
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mindless optimism -

oh dude. did no one ever tell you that you can be as unkind as you like to drug-addicted hookers! be as cruel as you want to bro. maybe spit on her afterwards? have a great time!

This is where I'm conflicted at. These hoes out here are scamming, plotting, scheming, using, abusing, cheating, and fucking over anybody they can. All is fair in love and war right?

Edited: 4/18/19 11:40 AM
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mikethecricket -

So this is a thread about scamming a hooker with fake drugs for sex.

 

Hi quality postsr.

I am definitely not a quality poster but thanks for the compliment. Just doing my part to help make the UG great again. Discussion is in order to talk about these filthy hoes who I want to suck my dick.

4/18/19 12:08 PM
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mikethecricket -

So this is a thread about scamming a hooker with fake drugs for sex.

 

Hi quality postsr.

I am definitely not a quality poster but thanks for the compliment. Just doing my part to help make the UG great again. Discussion is in order to talk about these filthy hoes who I want to suck my dick.

Respect.

4/18/19 12:23 PM
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Why not fill it with epo? 

4/18/19 12:53 PM
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mindless optimism -

oh dude. did no one ever tell you that you can be as unkind as you like to drug-addicted hookers! be as cruel as you want to bro. maybe spit on her afterwards? have a great time!

This is where I'm conflicted at. These hoes out here are scamming, plotting, scheming, using, abusing, cheating, and fucking over anybody they can. All is fair in love and war right?

no! obviously no. jesus christ, what's wrong with you, you fucking psychopath 

4/18/19 12:54 PM
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i was taking the fucking piss. 

4/18/19 12:55 PM
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mikethecricket -

So this is a thread about scamming a hooker with fake drugs for sex.

 

Hi quality postsr.

Which one are you?

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4/18/19 1:01 PM
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typical MMA promoter
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mindless optimism -
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mindless optimism -

oh dude. did no one ever tell you that you can be as unkind as you like to drug-addicted hookers! be as cruel as you want to bro. maybe spit on her afterwards? have a great time!

This is where I'm conflicted at. These hoes out here are scamming, plotting, scheming, using, abusing, cheating, and fucking over anybody they can. All is fair in love and war right?

no! obviously no. jesus christ, what's wrong with you, you fucking psychopath 

Alrighty then mr high and mighty. I am merely a cosmic tool used to dispense out karmic justice among the sinners of the world. I'm doing the Lord's work here.

4/18/19 1:09 PM
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Threads like this really being out the judgmental posters 

4/18/19 1:17 PM
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Target_the_Gash -

I would say it is legit as long as you offer her a relatively relative sum of cash monies as an alternative so that she has to make the choice with her own free will.

Then you are merely being an instrument of fate and dispensing justice to the morally compromised just as God surely intended.

Maybe offer the cash as Bitcoin or foodstamps so she is less inclined to take the easy way out from this crossroads her destiny has lead her to (or maybe her name is just Destiny, IDFK).

This is what I was hoping for. Perfect. Foodstamps or Morphine baby your pick.