UnderGround Forums Ortega packing a piece....

12 days ago
12/3/08
Posts: 21678

Has he always worn a XXXL cup?

12 days ago
1/6/13
Posts: 6607

The ug clearly only cares about a mans package. 

12 days ago
1/6/13
Posts: 6608

But in for pics

12 days ago
5/22/18
Posts: 1526

The wife noticed that right away. What a slut 

12 days ago
8/24/02
Posts: 1808
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The wife noticed that right away. What a slut 

Phahahahaha. Same here w gf. Zombie cock 

12 days ago
11/15/07
Posts: 12315

Pfft....he's pulling Halle Berry, so you knew that already

12 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 8839
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The wife noticed that right away. What a slut 

Same here, asked if he was smuggling a unicorn in his shorts.

12 days ago
4/22/07
Posts: 73441

UG feed is so gay it should be OG feed

12 days ago
1/3/20
Posts: 3934
Looks like they allowed him to wear an over sized cup and likely wants to use that as a weapon on the ground. Ridiculous!
12 days ago
8/24/02
Posts: 1809
KaiTangata - Looks like they allowed him to wear an over sized cup and likely wants to use that as a weapon on the ground. Ridiculous!

ReDICKulus

12 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 7270
Came here to see if anyone else noticed.
12 days ago
12/11/14
Posts: 2507

Stuffing....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His large dong in a cup

12 days ago
2/13/11
Posts: 2087
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The wife noticed that right away. What a slut 

rules mofo...

12 days ago
3/15/10
Posts: 24930


12 days ago
7/15/04
Posts: 61518

Lol yeah that cup is ridiculous. Don't remember him having that before, just looks goofy.

12 days ago
9/19/11
Posts: 4898

Figured he went to Zohan for a haircut 

12 days ago
12/4/12
Posts: 355

It was a good game plan to keep zombie distracted & feeling like less of a man.

12 days ago
3/18/14
Posts: 3480

Halle berry ain't taking all those private lessons for nothing

12 days ago
8/20/03
Posts: 156548
Steven McTowelie -


That's a freaken' salad colander!

 

12 days ago
7/29/13
Posts: 4671

Zombies kicks hit it a couple times. How could they not though the thing poked 5 inches out 

11 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 80973

That shouldn't be legal. 

11 days ago
5/30/10
Posts: 2066

WTF, that's cheating!

11 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 9862

11 days ago
10/9/10
Posts: 16864

Maybe the biggest cup I’ve ever seen, definitely makes your balls a target and is less safe than just having no cup at all 

11 days ago
12/23/08
Posts: 36253

Now we know where he put all of his hair.

 

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