UnderGround Forums Ortega packing a piece....

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bobby14 -

The ug clearly only cares about a mans package. 

Plus where it gets delivered. 

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10/30/14
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The wife asked me if he was smuggling a head of cauliflower... 

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10/21/10
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Anyone cab wear a big cup

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Wife noticed it immediately. Then I couldn't not notice it 

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I was laughing, dudes got an army helmet in his shorts 

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I didnt notice you cock holsters

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Well...he does have the calm, cool demeanor of a man who’s packing a lot of meat. 

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bradu -

I was laughing, dudes got an army helmet in his shorts 

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He was threatening to sink the third hook and TKZ wanted none of that.

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Noticed that too. Guess I didn't pass the ghey test!

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Big cup makes a better fulcrum point for submissions maybe?

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GoldbergsAdderall -

Big cup makes a better fulcrum point for submissions maybe?

You might be onto something with that....

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Some Clockwork Orange shit going on there...

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Yeah from that angle the photo puts it in perspective,

ON the other hand......everyy CHEICK CONGO opponent should be issued one of these. Is Korean Zombie known for errant low kicks to the groin in past fights?


Any instances to cite or vid clips of extra large cups used against the opponent in grappling?
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TexDeuce - 
GoldbergsAdderall -

Big cup makes a better fulcrum point for submissions maybe?

You might be onto something with that....


I wondered about that too

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TFK_Mas Tisu -

Pfft....he's pulling Halle Berry, so you knew that already

she loves getting stretched

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Word Up! I wondered who won Cameo's codpiece on ebay. 

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GoldbergsAdderall -

Big cup makes a better fulcrum point for submissions maybe?

if you guys don't know why he's wearing that cup then I don't know how to tell you this but, you probably have a small dick. 
 

small dick: why is he wearing a giant cup? Is it for strategic reason or for better submissions?

 

big dick: uhh it's to protect my junk ya weirdo. 

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xdiazxmachida -
GoldbergsAdderall -

Big cup makes a better fulcrum point for submissions maybe?

if you guys don't know why he's wearing that cup then I don't know how to tell you this but, you probably have a small dick. 
 

small dick: why is he wearing a giant cup? Is it for strategic reason or for better submissions?

 

big dick: uhh it's to protect my junk ya weirdo. 

You sound like you’re 12 years old.

No dick needs a bowl.

It’s good that you never post.

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fightsfan - Yeah from that angle the photo puts it in perspective,

ON the other hand......everyy CHEICK CONGO opponent should be issued one of these. Is Korean Zombie known for errant low kicks to the groin in past fights?


Any instances to cite or vid clips of extra large cups used against the opponent in grappling?

I don’t think you’d want to give Cheick a bigger target when he’s already so accurate 

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Steven McTowelie -
xdiazxmachida -
GoldbergsAdderall -

Big cup makes a better fulcrum point for submissions maybe?

if you guys don't know why he's wearing that cup then I don't know how to tell you this but, you probably have a small dick. 
 

small dick: why is he wearing a giant cup? Is it for strategic reason or for better submissions?

 

big dick: uhh it's to protect my junk ya weirdo. 

You sound like you’re 12 years old.

No dick needs a bowl.

It’s good that you never post.

Lol