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5/16/18 5:51 PM
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I’m going to catch some flack, but I was totally on her side when she came out with the gang rape story. It was ridiculous all the hate she got. But then... her next public move is to get fake tits. 

 

Sucks something bad happened to her, but that has me reassessing just a bit. 

It's pretty common for people with some sort of sexual trauma to get hyper sexual. It isn't crazy that some fucked up shit in her past results in her getting fake tits. The timing might also have to do with $$, she might have got a fat cheque from the book and decided to get some fake tits since her career is on a slide anyway.

5/16/18 5:52 PM
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I’m going to catch some flack, but I was totally on her side when she came out with the gang rape story. It was ridiculous all the hate she got. But then... her next public move is to get fake tits. 

 

Sucks something bad happened to her, but that has me reassessing just a bit. 

Apparently getting your boobs done total invalidates being gang raped.

Not at all. Strange timing is all. 

 

Its like.  “I got gang raped so buy my book, also check out my new jugs.” 

 

The approach just seems weird to me. 

Those two things have nothing to do with each other. You creepy bastard.

Maybe not. But both seem to be steps in kind of reinventing herself or reinvigorating a career. She kept what happened under wraps until it came time to sell a book so there’s momentum. Now she reveals new mams on Instagram making it obvious they were recently enhanced. Gina and Mischa never acknowledged it. 

 

Shes lost enough fights  now that her looks won’t keep carrying her mma career. 

Eat shit and die.

5/16/18 5:57 PM
10/21/10
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Nice!!!!

5/16/18 6:12 PM
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Didn't she almost die cutting weight in her last fight so yes big fake tits make complete sense! 

5/16/18 6:49 PM
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I can say with 100% confidence that no one here is hopping out of bed with a girl because her tits are fake... If they do they may as well hop back into bed with a guy.

Absolutely not, but I would never date one. I've experienced two sets of them in my day and didn't hate them physically but it says more about her brain than it does her tits.

5/16/18 6:50 PM
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Rule of Thumb: When you can't see the R or the K in Reebok, your new tits are the perfect size.  

5/16/18 7:00 PM
5/18/11
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Her face looks a bit swollen or something, maybe she had like an all around procedure. 

Edited: 5/16/18 7:31 PM
11/28/03
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god i hope she didnt

i hate fake tits

pro fighters getting them is beyond stupid

 

but if a womans man has neck tatts, the woman is 99% likely to have fake tits....

Hey fight chicks!!! Did you know @reebok makes Muay Thai shorts??!!!

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5/16/18 7:34 PM
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They'll help her in her transition to Hollywood. I don't think she will fight that long. She's just waiting for a big break in hollywood. 

5/16/18 8:19 PM
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Absolutely looks like she got implants.

All Natty brah.  She's just a late bloomer.

5/16/18 8:21 PM
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I can say with 100% confidence that no one here is hopping out of bed with a girl because her tits are fake... If they do they may as well hop back into bed with a guy.

Absolutely not, but I would never date one. I've experienced two sets of them in my day and didn't hate them physically but it says more about her brain than it does her tits.

There are good reasons to get them. If you’re childless and hot, there is no reason to have them.  

Fake tits used to be shit like 20 years ago, super hard and weird.  Awful scars too.  they are awesome now.  

5/16/18 8:31 PM
5/27/09
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Yup!! :)

5/16/18 8:32 PM
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UFC magazine needs a centerfold

Edited: 5/17/18 2:11 AM
10/14/12
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Yes

5/16/18 9:10 PM
6/20/11
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Getting fake tits is one of the trashiest things a woman can do, above tramp stamps imo

5/16/18 9:13 PM
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Getting fake tits is one of the trashiest things a woman can do, above tramp stamps imo


Damn, you would hate it in So Cal lol.

5/16/18 9:27 PM
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shaqitup - 

Getting fake tits is one of the trashiest things a woman can do, above tramp stamps imo


Damn, you would hate it in So Cal lol.

Nah I’m also trash, so In

5/16/18 9:48 PM
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5/16/18 9:52 PM
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lol hope she doesn't miss weight.

5/16/18 10:11 PM
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Didn't she almost die cutting weight in her last fight so yes big fake tits make complete sense! 

Logical af 

She moved up to 125 so the tits are fine....

5/16/18 10:25 PM
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Didn't she almost die cutting weight in her last fight so yes big fake tits make complete sense! 

Logical af 

She moved up to 125 so the tits are fine....

That’s probably why she moved up. 

5/16/18 10:35 PM
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Judging by her Instagram and her "injured" arm I'd say she got some titties.... What say you?

 

And Dana probably paid for her. She's been pampered and given safe fights since she started. She's just around to market and so the UFC can say "look a beautiful female fighter". Then she does Dancing With Stars and is a publicity tool.

5/16/18 10:37 PM
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I’ll allow it

5/16/18 10:40 PM
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Glowman -

There isn't a motherfucker here who would say no to a chick with fake boobs. And if they do, they better have pics to prove they look like Brad Pitt in fight club.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Huge hog pics too.

No, but it’s a pretty big turnoff. They feel gross. 

Haha I remember a girl fell asleep in my bed one night after a big party...she was topless and had a massive boob job...wotever way the implant was lying looked fucking mental. Like a boob within a boob. I couldn’t stop staring at it. We weren’t doing anything so I didn’t get to feel them but I remember being marginally turned off by the frankentitty. Although if she had offered me that monkey, I would have plowed her through the bed. Because I am a good host. 

 

Still would have liked to feel one out of curiosity...don’t think I’ve ever groped a fake titty fully. Maybe prodded one with a finger once 

5/16/18 11:03 PM
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Judging by her Instagram and her "injured" arm I'd say she got some titties.... What say you?

 

And Dana probably paid for her. She's been pampered and given safe fights since she started. She's just around to market and so the UFC can say "look a beautiful female fighter". Then she does Dancing With Stars and is a publicity tool.

"She's been pampered and given safe fights since she started."

Uh...maybe go review her fights, pal. Taking a fight against Rose is definitely not a "safe" fight. She got dominated and had her face covered in blood, but still fought her ass off and escaped many submission attempts.