UnderGround Forums Randy Couture self-pleasuring?

11 days ago
5/14/06
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Someone just sent me to a link on porn hub, and I’ve compared tattoos, and it seems legit, although it may not be, and I feel like I want to cry.

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5/14/06
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11 days ago
5/14/06
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I see this is two months old, and countless others have probably been traumatized for that entire time and this is old news 

11 days ago
5/14/06
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And obviously if anyone has earned the right to jack off on video it’s the two-time UFC light heavyweight champion

11 days ago
1/1/01
Posts: 26568

Let him self bang bro! 

Edited: 11 days ago
5/14/06
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We are talking about a multiple fight of the night winner, three time heavyweight champ, hall of fame member and I’ll be damned if I’m going to hear anyone give him shit for slapping around his plonker on film. 

11 days ago
5/14/06
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Sure, that appears to be Randy slowly caressing his completely shaved scrotum with his hands, tenderly tossing it left and right for the camera, but we’re talking about a legend here. 

11 days ago
5/14/06
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Does it go on for four minutes and 57 seconds before he turns towards the light of the lens, spurting ejaculate towards his viewer in an act of annonymous pseudo lovemaking?  Yes it does, but let’s not forget this guy is a master game planner and we may never see a more intelligent fighter in our lifetimes. 

11 days ago
11/20/09
Posts: 39332

wow and WTF lol

 

How does someone find this?

How does something like that get leaked?

 

And 100% it's him it clearly shows his face for long periods of time.

 

Per capita I got a bigger dick than him.

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5/14/06
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D241 -

wow and WTF lol

 

How does someone find this?

How does something like that get leaked?

 

And 100% it's him it clearly shows his face for long periods of time.

 

Per capita I got a bigger dick than him.

Yeah but who cares. This guy was a collegiate wrestling all-American. 

11 days ago
6/30/10
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WTF?? 

11 days ago
4/12/05
Posts: 1942
Well, you just ruined my memories of 2000's era UFC. Fuck my life. Goddamnit.
11 days ago
1/1/14
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Never change UG

11 days ago
12/23/08
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Does he finish?

 

Never leave it in the hands of the judges; Leave it in your own hands.

11 days ago
4/12/05
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So what % of the UG watches this?
11 days ago
5/14/06
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Hocky -

Does he finish?

 

Never leave it in the hands of the judges; Leave it in your own hands.

First time since James Toney as far as I’m aware 

11 days ago
9/7/04
Posts: 36923

I made it ten seconds. Dear God. You have kids, Mr. Couture. You’re America’s hero, for crying out loud. 

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9/7/04
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11 days ago
2/27/11
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No scarf?

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11 days ago
5/14/06
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Penis Lindland is confused and wants to go deodorant shopping 

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5/14/06
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The thing is, this guy coincidentally had a role in the TV show “The Unit,” he was cast in Scorpion King 2, and he was in The Expendables, and none of you idiots ever starred in anything, so let him tug on his mediocre penis like a less-funny Louis C.K. wherever he wants to. 

10 days ago
9/7/04
Posts: 36932

WWMCT?

What would Cumstein think?