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5/18/20 1:44 PM
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https://nypost.com/2020/05/18/woman-crashes-motorcycle-during-120-mph-street-race-in-russia/ 

 

5/18/20 1:52 PM
11/1/19
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Damn. 

Edited: 5/18/20 1:59 PM
12/10/09
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She's saying; "it hurst all over my body. Please call an ambulance." Then, "it went into speed wobble and I lost control."

The bystanders tell her they saw it all, not to move, to stay still and not to remove her helmet.

 

I should probably reach out to let her kow I'm "here for her" during recovery.

5/18/20 2:04 PM
7/14/16
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Dumbass. Deserved worse. Luckily she didn't cause anyone else to crash trying to avoid her flopping across the road.
5/18/20 2:16 PM
7/29/13
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That bike had a lot of power to be constantly on edge of lifting the front wheel off the ground at those speeds. Any time you have to feather the throttle running at 130 you know a bike is powerful. 

5/18/20 2:28 PM
5/11/10
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Play stupid games win stupid prizes. 

5/18/20 2:41 PM
11/1/19
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Lurker99 - Dumbass. Deserved worse. Luckily she didn't cause anyone else to crash trying to avoid her flopping across the road.

I’m just happy everyone is ok. 

5/18/20 3:53 PM
11/16/09
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Tmaguru -

I got sweaty watching that.  Wasnt going anywhere near that fast when I crashed and I was a LOT more fucked up.

 

Dress for the slide, not the ride.  My helmet was knocked off and I had a nice concussion.   The rest of my gear kept most of the road rash off me.  Then I landed in a god damn fire ant hill with poison ivy around it.  No joke.  Wiley Coyote shit.

And then a road runner used a slingshot to catch your bike, and hurl it back at you, where it bounced on the top of your head repeatedly until you were driven like a nail into the ant hill. Then the road runner came over, wearing thick latex gloves, and stuck a poisen ivy spout in your ass.

Right? :)

5/18/20 4:05 PM
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What a fucking moron..... I will never understand why people do this shit. For the "rush"?

5/18/20 4:12 PM
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Lurker99 - Dumbass. Deserved worse. Luckily she didn't cause anyone else to crash trying to avoid her flopping across the road.

You must be the worst kind of miserable. 

5/18/20 4:13 PM
11/1/19
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Gartlin -
Lurker99 - Dumbass. Deserved worse. Luckily she didn't cause anyone else to crash trying to avoid her flopping across the road.

You must be the worst kind of miserable. 

Person front of him doesn’t use turn signal..

 

 

”I hope you die in a fire!”

5/18/20 4:27 PM
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WRONG FORUM ASSHOLE
5/18/20 5:01 PM
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Tmaguru -
Osbot -
Tmaguru -

I got sweaty watching that.  Wasnt going anywhere near that fast when I crashed and I was a LOT more fucked up.

 

Dress for the slide, not the ride.  My helmet was knocked off and I had a nice concussion.   The rest of my gear kept most of the road rash off me.  Then I landed in a god damn fire ant hill with poison ivy around it.  No joke.  Wiley Coyote shit.

And then a road runner used a slingshot to catch your bike, and hurl it back at you, where it bounced on the top of your head repeatedly until you were driven like a nail into the ant hill. Then the road runner came over, wearing thick latex gloves, and stuck a poisen ivy spout in your ass.

Right? :)

It's like you were there!

MEEP MEEP!

5/18/20 5:48 PM
11/20/08
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SHOGUN250 -

What a fucking moron..... I will never understand why people do this shit. For the "rush"?

Yes. Just exactly for the same reason people go to the moon... I mean why the fuck do they do that shit? Can't they just stay on Earth?

5/18/20 5:59 PM
9/20/19
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MojoSoDope -

That bike had a lot of power to be constantly on edge of lifting the front wheel off the ground at those speeds. Any time you have to feather the throttle running at 130 you know a bike is powerful. 

Would bodyweight/mass play a factor? 

5/18/20 6:03 PM
8/19/03
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Jesus.

 

I almost went down riding my bike on Thursday doing 35.  Cant imagine that shit.

 

If you ride, good gear will save your ass, literally. 

Edited: 5/18/20 6:54 PM
11/24/13
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And that, ladies and MAGAgents, is what is known as a "tankslapper". If you're gonna roll around like its TX2K19, then you better have steering stabilizers on your bike.

If she had fallen off like a second or more sooner, she'd be dead.

5/18/20 6:59 PM
7/15/04
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SHOGUN250 -

What a fucking moron..... I will never understand why people do this shit. For the "rush"?

You can't understand why people race? Really? It is fun as fuck. Why do people jump out of planes? Etc.

That being said, it is certainly dangerous and I wouldn't do it if around other traffic. 

5/18/20 7:18 PM
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Nasty tank slapper.  The camera angle, and the fact you can see her forearms at all, suggests she is sitting upright, in no kind of tuck.  No bueno!  Two words:  Steering...damper.

5/18/20 7:23 PM
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TexDeuce -
SHOGUN250 -

What a fucking moron..... I will never understand why people do this shit. For the "rush"?

You can't understand why people race? Really? It is fun as fuck. Why do people jump out of planes? Etc.

That being said, it is certainly dangerous and I wouldn't do it if around other traffic. 

I guess it's fun as fuck to an idiot maybe. I like my life and don't feel the need to risk it to have "fun". Same reason I won't jump out of a plane or any other dumb shit like that. I guess if your life sucks you'll do whatever you can for enjoyment. ??

5/18/20 7:31 PM
3/2/12
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TexDeuce -
SHOGUN250 -

What a fucking moron..... I will never understand why people do this shit. For the "rush"?

You can't understand why people race? Really? It is fun as fuck. Why do people jump out of planes? Etc.

That being said, it is certainly dangerous and I wouldn't do it if around other traffic. 

It's the endangering others part that bugs me. Go ahead and jump out of a plane, rock climb to 10000ft and fall and kill yourself, I don't care. This kind of shit really bugs me because it's so fucking asinine when there's the potential for completely innocent bystanders to have their lives ended because of an idiot cunt that wants to race and look cool on instagram.

Edited: 5/19/20 9:38 AM
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looks like she has  a diaper on ,,,My bad im editing I didnt see she was in accident i just looked at the ass Hope she is ok

5/18/20 8:08 PM
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Winston Wolf -

looks like she has  a diaper on

My first thought 

Edited: 5/18/20 9:37 PM
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Raistlin -
TexDeuce -
SHOGUN250 -

What a fucking moron..... I will never understand why people do this shit. For the "rush"?

You can't understand why people race? Really? It is fun as fuck. Why do people jump out of planes? Etc.

That being said, it is certainly dangerous and I wouldn't do it if around other traffic. 

I guess it's fun as fuck to an idiot maybe. I like my life and don't feel the need to risk it to have "fun". Same reason I won't jump out of a plane or any other dumb shit like that. I guess if your life sucks you'll do whatever you can for enjoyment. ??

Yes. Everyone that partakes in adventurous activities or sports and with some element of risk has a shitty life and wants to die.

I'm sure your life sitting on the couch watching Netflix and eating Cheetos everynight is amazing.

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all"

5/18/20 9:36 PM
7/15/04
Posts: 58161
SHOGUN250 -
TexDeuce -
SHOGUN250 -

What a fucking moron..... I will never understand why people do this shit. For the "rush"?

You can't understand why people race? Really? It is fun as fuck. Why do people jump out of planes? Etc.

That being said, it is certainly dangerous and I wouldn't do it if around other traffic. 

It's the endangering others part that bugs me. Go ahead and jump out of a plane, rock climb to 10000ft and fall and kill yourself, I don't care. This kind of shit really bugs me because it's so fucking asinine when there's the potential for completely innocent bystanders to have their lives ended because of an idiot cunt that wants to race and look cool on instagram.

Well I agree with endangering others. Hence my "I wouldn't do it around traffic" footnote.

Actually I think motorcycles are a bridge too far as far as risk/reward. Too damn dangerous for me and why they are called "organ donors".