UnderGround Forums Tom Cruise has more balls than Conor

6/10/19 10:37 AM
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Tom Cruise is a douche. That being said, he has bigger balls than Conor OR Bieber. Those guys should get strapped to the side of a plane to do stunts or jump across buildings and shit before they start running their mouthes lol. Like cool getting into a mma fight takes some stones, but the worse thing that can happen pales in comparisson to the consequences of stunts gone wrong lol. Conor is so cute in his delusion. 

6/10/19 10:38 AM
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Isn’t Tom Cruise well into his 50s?

6/10/19 10:54 AM
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youarewhatiswrong -

Isn’t Tom Cruise well into his 50s?

You dont see age when youre on the cocaine 

6/10/19 10:54 AM
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You cant call out people 30 years older than you.  Not a good look if Biebs is serious which Im sure he isnt. 

6/10/19 10:55 AM
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Remember that time Tom Cruise beat up 5 guy outside the bar?
6/10/19 11:02 AM
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Lol after he's done challenging Tommy boy, he can challenge snoop. He might as well challenge all of the old fucks 

6/10/19 11:07 AM
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A word to the wise, Justin.  Tom Cruise doesnt make friends.  He doesn’t play nice.  He just does the job that he gets paid to do.

 

 

6/10/19 11:09 AM
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Tom cruise is 56. That's a bit silly. No one fights in the UFC past 50 for a good reason.
6/10/19 11:10 AM
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Tom Cruise doesn’t play fair.  He isn’t interested in making the fight sporting.  He doesn’t get distracted.  He exists only to find his target and finish him.

6/10/19 11:15 AM
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SKINS - Remember that time Tom Cruise beat up 5 guy outside the bar?

"Pay you cheque now; you won't be able to pay it later."

6/10/19 1:09 PM
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Tom Cruise puts a beating on Bieber. Think of all the movies cruise has been in (and does his own stunts) where he’s a badass in all kinds of fighting, shooting and sword fighting styles. Some of that stuff has to stick. 

Im not sayin “6 months of sprawl training” with Cruise, but I bet he finds a way to kill Bieber. 

6/10/19 1:10 PM
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Also, 56 to Cruise is not like it is to most people. 

6/10/19 2:06 PM
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PhillyFights -

Tom Cruise puts a beating on Bieber. Think of all the movies cruise has been in (and does his own stunts) where he’s a badass in all kinds of fighting, shooting and sword fighting styles. Some of that stuff has to stick. 

Im not sayin “6 months of sprawl training” with Cruise, but I bet he finds a way to kill Bieber. 

Cruise wrestled growing up.  He double-legs the beeb into bolivia and makes it a short night.  

 

Good night, sweet prince.

6/10/19 2:30 PM
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That's some goofy shit, I'd watch.

 

6/10/19 2:34 PM
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if i challenge you to a fight you have to take it or you're scared?

fuck off with this childish bullshit

 

6/10/19 2:38 PM
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Tom by excruciating wedgie on the Biebs!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6/10/19 3:16 PM
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floofy - Tom cruise is 56. That's a bit silly. No one fights in the UFC past 50 for a good reason.

Bit of a different situation when we're talking about professional fighters having to face other professional fighters in the ring. There are more than a few 56 year old that would whup the bejesus out of Bieber without breaking a sweat 

6/11/19 10:03 PM
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Tom Cruise wrestled? Did not know that.

6/11/19 10:32 PM
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Tom does all his stunts. Dude flew on the outside of a huge plane. Walked down buildings.  Just google Tom cruise broken ankle mission impossible. Dude has desire, determination and heart. He will do beiber “iron sheik old country way”. 

6/11/19 10:44 PM
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Tom Cruise wrestled? Did not know that.

 

6/11/19 11:14 PM
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Didn't Tom learn how to fly a helicopter and was doing crazy shit like barrel rolls?  That takes some major stones.  No doubt he's an adrenalin junkie.

6/11/19 11:40 PM
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i'd bet they all have 2

6/12/19 3:00 AM
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If Justin wants a fight I'm sure there are plenty guys at local gyms who could make him reconsider.

That or that asshole Logan Paul is always looking for a fight.

6/12/19 5:04 AM
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HH009 -

Tom does all his stunts. Dude flew on the outside of a huge plane. Walked down buildings.  Just google Tom cruise broken ankle mission impossible. Dude has desire, determination and heart. He will do beiber “iron sheik old country way”. 

Tom Cruise is a fucking maniac. How many professional athletes would do what he did?

We watched Anderson Silva snap his leg, and roll around on the ground like he got shot. Cruise did essentially the same shit to his ankle, arguably a worse injury, and he CLIMBED UP the side of the building for the stunt, and then hobbled around like a fucking lunatic until the scene was shot.

Bieber doesn't have the stamina required to beat Tommy boy into the living death it would require to stop that unundead zombie. Even if Tom can't get to terms with Biebers youth, Bieber gasses out before he puts Tom down, and then Tom introduces Bieber to his pain cave.

Edited: 6/12/19 6:22 AM
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Tom by work ethic. 

If he took it,  he would probably train with one of the top gyms,  spar with top guys,  and get in extreme condition. 

 

Bieber would hit mitts 3 days a week,  and get a massage 5 days aweek. 

 

Honestly I have no idea what bieber's work ethic is like,  I just know Tom Is extreme, eats lightning and craps thunder.