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11/3/19 9:19 AM
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boxing wiz -

 I love Valentina, she is a complete badass. World champion in Muay Thai and in the UFC, and an expert with firearms. She is also a very talented dancer. She could do a little dance for me to set the mood. Then make love to me like only a black belt like her could do. I'd probably get off and then fall asleep in about the same amount of time (15-30 seconds). Then she can stand guard and protect me while I sleep with whichever weapons she chooses. I'll eventually wake up and we can do it all over again.

I'll bet anything this is what he did after typing this.

 

11/3/19 9:54 AM
6/23/10
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BrckNoHitBk -
boxing wiz -

 I love Valentina, she is a complete badass. World champion in Muay Thai and in the UFC, and an expert with firearms. She is also a very talented dancer. She could do a little dance for me to set the mood. Then make love to me like only a black belt like her could do. I'd probably get off and then fall asleep in about the same amount of time (15-30 seconds). Then she can stand guard and protect me while I sleep with whichever weapons she chooses. I'll eventually wake up and we can do it all over again.

I'll bet anything this is what he did after typing this.

 

I jested heartily 

11/3/19 10:14 AM
2/29/16
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She's cute. Looked like a hot wife in the crowd last night.

11/3/19 11:07 AM
9/19/13
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Her makeup was fucking awful. Looked like a 20 year older vampire.

11/3/19 1:57 PM
2/27/11
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Antonina married her (and Valentina’s) coach which is like 70yo.

12/2/19 2:15 PM
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12/2/19 2:16 PM
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12/2/19 2:17 PM
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Las Vegas

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12/2/19 6:25 PM
7/24/12
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BrckNoHitBk -
boxing wiz -

 I love Valentina, she is a complete badass. World champion in Muay Thai and in the UFC, and an expert with firearms. She is also a very talented dancer. She could do a little dance for me to set the mood. Then make love to me like only a black belt like her could do. I'd probably get off and then fall asleep in about the same amount of time (15-30 seconds). Then she can stand guard and protect me while I sleep with whichever weapons she chooses. I'll eventually wake up and we can do it all over again.

I'll bet anything this is what he did after typing this.

 

Hahahahaha

 

12/3/19 5:34 AM
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12/3/19 8:15 AM
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I'mNotSurprisedMotherf**kers -
BrckNoHitBk -
boxing wiz -

 I love Valentina, she is a complete badass. World champion in Muay Thai and in the UFC, and an expert with firearms. She is also a very talented dancer. She could do a little dance for me to set the mood. Then make love to me like only a black belt like her could do. I'd probably get off and then fall asleep in about the same amount of time (15-30 seconds). Then she can stand guard and protect me while I sleep with whichever weapons she chooses. I'll eventually wake up and we can do it all over again.

I'll bet anything this is what he did after typing this.

 

Hahahahaha

 

Wont deny it

12/3/19 2:27 PM
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A post shared by Valentina Shevchenko (@bulletvalentina) on

12/3/19 2:49 PM
9/19/13
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I would be an unpaid sex slave for both the Shevchenko sisters.

12/3/19 5:38 PM
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Holy Cow! Nice!!!

12/3/19 7:36 PM
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yea she fine but you aint bangin that, she bangin you, strap on and all, aint no reach around
12/3/19 8:30 PM
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RocknRolla - yea she fine but you aint bangin that, she bangin you, strap on and all, aint no reach around

I can live with that.

12/3/19 8:45 PM
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RocknRolla - yea she fine but you aint bangin that, she bangin you, strap on and all, aint no reach around

nope

12/3/19 9:09 PM
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Anal

12/3/19 10:24 PM
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Taco Muncher -
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Las Vegas

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Number four prostitute in all of Kyrgyzstan!

12/3/19 10:43 PM
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gentle_wookiee -

real question, does the carpet match the drapes?

In my imagination, there's no carpet, just sweet sweet linoleum.

12/3/19 10:44 PM
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oranos -

I would be an unpaid sex slave for both the Shevchenko sisters.

I would give their children my last name.

12/3/19 10:57 PM
9/5/12
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Why is this thread on the front page? It’s like a month old.

12/4/19 1:44 AM
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You're a month old! 

12/4/19 2:05 AM
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The red works for me that’s a fine looking woman.

12/4/19 2:22 AM
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Taco Muncher -
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Las Vegas

A post shared by Valentina Shevchenko (@bulletvalentina) on

 

I'm ready to let her head kick me.