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11/3/19 9:19 AM
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boxing wiz -

 I love Valentina, she is a complete badass. World champion in Muay Thai and in the UFC, and an expert with firearms. She is also a very talented dancer. She could do a little dance for me to set the mood. Then make love to me like only a black belt like her could do. I'd probably get off and then fall asleep in about the same amount of time (15-30 seconds). Then she can stand guard and protect me while I sleep with whichever weapons she chooses. I'll eventually wake up and we can do it all over again.

I'll bet anything this is what he did after typing this.

https://gfycat.com/detailedjovialcricket-billy

 

11/3/19 9:54 AM
6/23/10
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BrckNoHitBk -
boxing wiz -

 I love Valentina, she is a complete badass. World champion in Muay Thai and in the UFC, and an expert with firearms. She is also a very talented dancer. She could do a little dance for me to set the mood. Then make love to me like only a black belt like her could do. I'd probably get off and then fall asleep in about the same amount of time (15-30 seconds). Then she can stand guard and protect me while I sleep with whichever weapons she chooses. I'll eventually wake up and we can do it all over again.

I'll bet anything this is what he did after typing this.

https://gfycat.com/detailedjovialcricket-billy

 

I jested heartily 

11/3/19 10:14 AM
2/29/16
Posts: 6187

She's cute. Looked like a hot wife in the crowd last night.

11/3/19 11:07 AM
9/19/13
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Her makeup was fucking awful. Looked like a 20 year older vampire.

11/3/19 1:57 PM
2/27/11
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Antonina married her (and Valentina's) coach which is like 70yo.

12/2/19 2:15 PM
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12/2/19 2:16 PM
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12/2/19 2:17 PM
6/9/16
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Las Vegas

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12/2/19 6:25 PM
7/24/12
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BrckNoHitBk -
boxing wiz -

 I love Valentina, she is a complete badass. World champion in Muay Thai and in the UFC, and an expert with firearms. She is also a very talented dancer. She could do a little dance for me to set the mood. Then make love to me like only a black belt like her could do. I'd probably get off and then fall asleep in about the same amount of time (15-30 seconds). Then she can stand guard and protect me while I sleep with whichever weapons she chooses. I'll eventually wake up and we can do it all over again.

I'll bet anything this is what he did after typing this.

https://gfycat.com/detailedjovialcricket-billy

 

Hahahahaha

 

12/3/19 5:34 AM
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12/3/19 8:15 AM
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I'mNotSurprisedMotherf**kers -
BrckNoHitBk -
boxing wiz -

 I love Valentina, she is a complete badass. World champion in Muay Thai and in the UFC, and an expert with firearms. She is also a very talented dancer. She could do a little dance for me to set the mood. Then make love to me like only a black belt like her could do. I'd probably get off and then fall asleep in about the same amount of time (15-30 seconds). Then she can stand guard and protect me while I sleep with whichever weapons she chooses. I'll eventually wake up and we can do it all over again.

I'll bet anything this is what he did after typing this.

https://gfycat.com/detailedjovialcricket-billy

 

Hahahahaha

 

Wont deny it

12/3/19 2:27 PM
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12/3/19 2:49 PM
9/19/13
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I would be an unpaid sex slave for both the Shevchenko sisters.

12/3/19 5:38 PM
7/22/15
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Holy Cow! Nice!!!

12/3/19 7:36 PM
10/8/08
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yea she fine but you aint bangin that, she bangin you, strap on and all, aint no reach around

12/3/19 8:30 PM
9/19/13
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RocknRolla - yea she fine but you aint bangin that, she bangin you, strap on and all, aint no reach around

I can live with that.

12/3/19 8:45 PM
12/9/13
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RocknRolla - yea she fine but you aint bangin that, she bangin you, strap on and all, aint no reach around

nope

12/3/19 9:09 PM
4/11/10
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Anal

12/3/19 10:24 PM
5/18/11
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Taco Muncher -
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Las Vegas

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Number four prostitute in all of Kyrgyzstan!

12/3/19 10:43 PM
11/19/19
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gentle_wookiee -

real question, does the carpet match the drapes?

In my imagination, there's no carpet, just sweet sweet linoleum.

12/3/19 10:44 PM
11/19/19
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oranos -

I would be an unpaid sex slave for both the Shevchenko sisters.

I would give their children my last name.

12/3/19 10:57 PM
9/5/12
Posts: 5144

Why is this thread on the front page? It's like a month old.

12/4/19 1:44 AM
5/13/13
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You're a month old! 

12/4/19 2:05 AM
1/14/12
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The red works for me that's a fine looking woman.

12/4/19 2:22 AM
7/22/15
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Taco Muncher -
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Las Vegas

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I'm ready to let her head kick me.