I love Valentina, she is a complete badass. World champion in Muay Thai and in the UFC, and an expert with firearms. She is also a very talented dancer. She could do a little dance for me to set the mood. Then make love to me like only a black belt like her could do. I'd probably get off and then fall asleep in about the same amount of time (15-30 seconds). Then she can stand guard and protect me while I sleep with whichever weapons she chooses. I'll eventually wake up and we can do it all over again.