UnderGround Forums What is your favorite Chael quote?

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Slobonmynog - Series of films about a boxer who trains in a meat locker with no technique and becomes hw champion of the world, and you call the robot assistant ridiculous?

There great films, just not meant to be taken so seriously. Phone Post 3.0
*they're Phone Post 3.0
26 days ago
2/5/06
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Not one line but that whole press conference with Tito was so good.


"Tell us another Jackal story with Christopher Walken"

26 days ago
2/5/06
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Ohhh

And Tito tapped

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1/1/10
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"I plead guilty, your Honor"

 

 

^^...to money laundering and mortgage fraud, for those who arrived late.^^

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1/24/16
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The feeding carrots to a bus line is still my favorite. Credit goes to chaels joke writer

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12/3/13
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"I'm like Jon Jones, I sound like Sean Combs, and I got trombone size stones like John Holmes."

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11/24/13
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"emmmmmhmmmm, hello sweet potato"... "pretty excited as a matter of fact"

 

 

And then Fedor with the "No, the tension is going away gradually" and the look on the translator's face.

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Nytron - 

"emmmmmhmmmm, hello sweet potato"... "pretty excited as a matter of fact"

 

 

And then Fedor with the "No, the tension is going away gradually" and the look on the translator's face.


So good.



He was a master
26 days ago
12/3/13
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Nytron -

"emmmmmhmmmm, hello sweet potato"... "pretty excited as a matter of fact"

 

 

And then Fedor with the "No, the tension is going away gradually" and the look on the translator's face.

That was my other option - absolute classic! 

26 days ago
9/20/13
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"I actually held public office and i left the only way a person should, in handcuffs"

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8/22/14
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10/11/18
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Kong Morten -

"I actually held public office and i left the only way a person should, in handcuffs"

Lmao that's classic

26 days ago
1/19/12
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"He was trying to feed a carrot to a bus!"

 

I laughed my ass off when he told that story 

26 days ago
1/6/20
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"Send anybody you want, just don't send anybody you want back"                     

          The Great Chael P. Sonnen 

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Mmaster13 -

"I'm like Jon Jones, I sound like Sean Combs, and I got trombone size stones like John Holmes."

Credit to Mac Lethal for writing that joke:

 

1:47

 

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7/16/13
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"Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying under another man with my legs wrapped around him on worldwide TV. Some guys might subscribe to that theory, but I'm a Republican"

 

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6/27/05
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The entire gangster from Oregon advertisement....

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1/11/10
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' Listen, I'm a God-fearing man, I go to church every Sunday and I have since I was a boy. But if I ever found out that God cared one way or another about a borderline illegal fist fight on Saturday night, I would be so greatly disappointed that it would make rethink my entire belief system."

25 days ago
9/13/14
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UFC 117 pre-fight press conference:

"I'm sore, tired, under the weather, over trained, under motivated, and still tough enough to beat this guy."

25 days ago
9/17/11
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My absolute favorite moment in all that Chael vs Silva drama was when Silva invited Chael to a bbq at his house after the 2nd fight. Even made Chael laugh.

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9/17/11
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Stu Cazzo -

The entire gangster from Oregon advertisement....

"The Mean Streets Of West Linn Oregon" lol

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2/5/06
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This is the best Nog/Carrot one imo.

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6/14/19
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Love when he makes the remark about his testosterone levels need to be retested because they should be higher than the already ridiculously high levels he failed for.

 

Something along those lines.

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2/5/06
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Richardjohnson81 - 

Love when he makes the remark about his testosterone levels need to be retested because they should be higher than the already ridiculously high levels he failed for.

 

Something along those lines.


In the Tito press conference he flexes and says something like....."that's pretty much....that's "basically" clean"


hahaha
25 days ago
8/19/03
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"I served in public office and left the only way a true American should.  In handcuffs."