UnderGround Forums you should be able to win by raping your opponent

10/21/19 6:40 AM
7/14/11
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Putting the 3rd hook in wins!

10/21/19 8:52 AM
8/15/11
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Thanks op. Conceptually this shouldn't be funny but I don't think I've laughed so much on this site in a long time. Incredible comic timing. 

10/21/19 9:00 AM
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sickminds443 -
jqvwxyz - I guess this is what passes for humour on this site?

are you offended 

I’m guessing he isn’t offended and just sick of posts from 16 year olds who created their account last month

10/21/19 11:32 AM
11/11/14
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Where is Joe Son when we need him

 

Him versus Alex Emelianenko after his rape of the perfect soldier

 

10/21/19 12:04 PM
1/7/09
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If you make your opponent moan you become the BMF champ

10/21/19 12:05 PM
5/8/13
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KirkBJJ -

Tapping to rape would be so gay too. But I’d like to hear Angry Ram’s expert opinion on this...

Lol 

10/21/19 12:07 PM
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Fahqhard -

This is what made me a Lauzon fan, he talked about the old medal Thai cups and in training be had a submission called "broke back mount" and he would get then in RNC position and stab the asshole of opponent with thai cup

I thought he said hed drive the cup into their spine & it hurt so bad they’d tap.... I don’t remember the pretend fucking into submission I think you added that part broski! Wishful thinking?  

10/21/19 12:47 PM
1/1/01
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“and I began actively thrusting back so it was like I raped him”
30 days ago
1/6/10
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Paramount Donkey -
sickminds443 -
jqvwxyz - I guess this is what passes for humour on this site?

are you offended 

I’m guessing he isn’t offended and just sick of posts from 16 year olds who created their account last month

Who invited the fun sponge? Although I’m pleased I’ve not lost my 16 year old sense of humour 

30 days ago
4/13/07
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Cue Dana “that’s fucking illegal” GIF

30 days ago
1/1/01
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I agree with this, as long as it’s tastefully done.

 

30 days ago
7/12/12
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"He's in big trouble here, Mike. OHHHHHHH it's deep in there now. He is getting pounded."

"Where's Herb Dean when you need him?"

"I hear ya, brother. Finally, Mazzaghatti has seen enough."

"IT IS ALLLLLL OVER!"

30 days ago
6/27/02
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IronWill -
KirkBJJ -

Tapping to rape would be so gay too. But I’d like to hear Angry Ram’s expert opinion on this...

If tapping to rape is gay what about going full Gracie and not tapping no matter hard you're getting raped. Would there be guys that pride themselves for staying in a fight while a dude is pumping his load into his ass because he refuses to quit?

Of course there would be... it’s really the only honorable way of dealing with it. The Gracies will consider it a draw because if there wasn’t a time limit, the guy would be weak and tired after he was done and much easier to submit. 

30 days ago
3/26/13
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Timeshare Scum -

The Muslim dominance will be long lasting under these new rules.  
 

“If you can fuck a sheep, you can fuck a fighter”.
 

Mohammad Bin Patches O’houlihan

Exactly. They have hundreds of years of experience.

30 days ago
8/24/15
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Can't belive I read this.

30 days ago
9/5/12
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InspiritMick -
Paramount Donkey -
sickminds443 -
jqvwxyz - I guess this is what passes for humour on this site?

are you offended 

I’m guessing he isn’t offended and just sick of posts from 16 year olds who created their account last month

Who invited the fun sponge? Although I’m pleased I’ve not lost my 16 year old sense of humour 

I don’t care, I clicked on the thread so I was obviously intrigued. I’m just telling that guy what his issue might be other than being offended 

30 days ago
2/27/11
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There is a rule that says you cant grab your opponent’s shorts, so if you cant pull them down, how do you rape?

30 days ago
8/31/15
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pidgey -

There is a rule that says you cant grab your opponent’s shorts, so if you cant pull them down, how do you rape?

Couple brown eye  pokes should do the trick. You'll lose a point but it's not going to the judges so who cares

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30 days ago
9/19/19
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lol @ this thread still being up

Edited: 30 days ago
2/6/18
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You should be able to rape this forum too.

30 days ago
5/7/10
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Would ejaculating on your opponent result in A TKO win?

30 days ago
3/12/16
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pidgey -

There is a rule that says you cant grab your opponent’s shorts, so if you cant pull them down, how do you rape?

If you can't fuck through some shorts you don't belong in the RFC.