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Do you have any adult sized condoms?
If your lover needs custom sized rubbers because he is packing a 2 liter sized dick, perhaps you should consider buying new condoms.
It is pretty well known that Irish guys are lacking between the legs.
I didn't mean to offend your people, pencil dick.
Im not Irish. My urinal game is just fine pal. All I said is if your man has a monster ccock, new condoms are the way to go. Also, isn't Lexington Steele 1/8 Irish?
"I'm not Irish."
That is exactly what an Irish man would say right about now.
It is a fact that condoms sold in Ireland are just used finger condoms women in America use when sewing.
I see... And the Irish people with small dicks are of no use to you. I hear you. Is your man from Uganda?
Stop trying to deflect chicken little.
At least you got lord of the dance, I mean it is lame as shit but at least you got it, right.
Wow. Just stop. We know you are into male dance numbers. Do you watch them with Manutubae? Is that your Uganadan boyfriend's name?
Alright, I will stop.
Your father and I were waiting to tell you this but I guess you are grown up enough now. You have been an incredible dissapointment to your father but he wants to try to salvage your relationship. He has decided to seperate from your mother and move in order to help you get your life back on track since you can't be within 100M of any schools or parks, moving to the country will allow you to move back in with him and satisfy the court's demands.
He will continue to support you with his job as an attendent at the laundry mat while his new BF Manutubae watches you at home.
I will help you guys with a bunch of free used Irish condoms for you and your father through a sweet hook up I have. Manutubae will just use you as a condom while he lays with your father. I am happy for you.
So... You are mad because Manatube left you for my dad? That's what this is about? Awwwww... I'm sorry. You are hurting. Not as much anally anymore, but in your heart. I will not tell you to buy new Condoms anymore. Buy used. As a matter of fact OP, can we get a discount for the heartbroken please? Also, if you want, I'm Irish. This will get better. If Manatube was meant the be in you, and only you... He will return. I apologise for my dad. He can be a ho sometimes. But stealing a man's lover is not ok. I'm sorry.
I accept your apology and in the spirit of forgiveness I won't pass judgement on your raping that 5 year old in the ass because as you said, "He was asking for it".
Glad we can put this to an end now, enjoy your night my little pederast friend.
Boo... That last response was lame