What if ... Can you submit a Gorilla?

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06/20/2003
Posts: 198
How about a Gorilla in prison. Could it avoid getting gang-raped?
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01/21/2006
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Nope...and I doubt anybody could...
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12/25/2005
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LOL@Hit and Run. More like Hit & DIE. LOL. Delusional people. You'll break your feet and hands on the gorilla before doing ANY damage. Plus Gorilla's move fast...They ain't no turtles.
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03/13/2006
Posts: 40
i just checked sherdog. wanderlei has never been submitted. so i'll go with no, you cannot submit a gorilla.
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01/01/2001
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11/19/2005
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That ape looks slightly amused.
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04/12/2006
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I saw the full footage of that supposed black belt Chimpanzee. It does round house kicks etc... It was amazingly pretty accurate. The bloke said it weighs 210pounds which is pretty bloody tanked to say the least seeing as it was about half the height of him. In the footage near the end he grabbed its hands and the chimp simply stood on one foot and with its other foot, choked him out. hahaa... Gorilla NEVER! Chimp a massive maybe... but most probably NOT.
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09/02/2003
Posts: 151
gorillas are tough/strong mofos, i saw one at a local zoo tear a tyre up.... i can only begine to imagine what it would do to us human folk.
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12/14/2005
Posts: 62
OK. Repeat after me: A human being has NO CHANCE in hand-to-hand combat with a gorilla. That said, speaking as a father...if a gorilla were to snatch my child, I'd snatch a rifle and go all Lee Harvey Oswald on the ape.
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12/09/2003
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Chawkins are correct buddy, I saw a 400lbs gorilla sitting his corner of his habitat, yep no chance in hell!
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11/19/2005
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Remember how TMA instructors used to say strength isn't important, just technique....well....they were wrong. If a gorilla wanted to rape you, what could you do?
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01/01/2001
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01/01/2001
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"The bloke said it weighs 210pounds which is pretty bloody tanked to say the least seeing as it was about half the height of him." Marketing IMO, most adult chimps weigh under 10 stone. Easy prey for any budding TKD blackbelts out there.
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01/01/2001
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01/01/2001
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I saw a gorilla close up at London zoo the other day, and they aren't nearly as big as people think. They have huge heads and arms, but apart from that their body isn't all that large, and their legs are tiny. The 2 silver backs i saw were probably only about 5'5" or 5'6" standing upright.
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07/07/2003
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"I saw a gorilla close up at London zoo the other day" We need more of this expert opinion on the matter.
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11/19/2005
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Jesus, who brought this dinosaur back?
9/9/14 5:50 PM
7/7/03
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If you're going to do necrothreads, do them right.
9/9/14 5:57 PM
11/21/05
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I laugh at this thread from time to time. :)
9/9/14 8:15 PM
12/13/02
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Damn!