What if ... Can you submit a Gorilla?

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01/01/2001
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lol!
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11/17/2002
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"You cant take down a gorilla their sprawls are world class "

funniest shit TRJ has said yet. Use your wit, kid, instead of 2nd grade insults, and you will go far in this world. You rock!

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08/20/2003
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I don't fight things that eat poop.
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09/20/2003
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Has Anyone Submitted Bob Sapp Yet?
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01/01/2001
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"It would be next to impossible for a human to break a gorilla's joints or choke it unconcious. Don't forget, it's flipping out ape style while you'd be trying this. " LOL to that picture haha
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04/27/2002
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I would use the rope a dope like Ali did, let him punch himself tired and then go for the clock-choke. Isnt there a Kung Fu Chimp I think I saw a clip of that somewhere?
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10/27/2003
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No It was Joe Stevenson.
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07/29/2003
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gi or no-gi?
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07/29/2003
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Q2. if a bear hugs then what does a gorilla do ?
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05/16/2002
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This thread is clearly racist. I am calling for a ban of all previous posters on this thread.
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01/18/2003
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"Matsui vs. a pack of wild gorillas" LMFAO
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01/09/2004
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LOL@this thread. "I'm just thinking of what I would *TRY* to do if a gorilla grabbed me. What would you do? Sing to it?" you dont look it in the eye and kneel so that your beneath it. there is a trainer in England that has befriended a silverback and when he is in the cage he has to crawl around always keeping lower then the gorilla. if you do this he sees it as a submission and is more then likely satisfied. MORE FACTS: A Male Gorilla can have thier arms extended to messure up to 8 feet long (no armbars). thier chests an get as wide as 5 feet around and thier teeth can bite through small trees.
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07/28/2002
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yea have mom blow him.
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08/19/2003
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This post is funny. I really hope you are all joking, I think you are. Anyone who thinks they could do anything in H2H combat to a gorilla is not only delusional but just plain stupid. So even if you did manage to break a gorilla's arm (which you NEVER would) you think that would stop him from biting through your face?
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01/01/2001
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Jeez, the answer is ridiculously easy. Has anyone ever been to the zoo? Show the chimps or gorillas your wallet or anything that you have in your pocket and they are absolutely captivated. I'm sure you could use the same trick in this scenario. Taking on a gorilla with bare hands is absolutely retarded. A chimp is another question but they would still have the strength advantage(unless you are Sapp). Also remember that one of the most outlawed moves in MMA, the eye gouge, is very effective against animals. Use it if you must.
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10/21/2003
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If a gorilla snatched your child, why would you try and submit it? How 'bout grabbing the biggest, hardest f'ing thing you could find and smashing over the head as hard as possible?
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05/22/2002
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They can bite off small limbs for sure. My strategy: rub your face against his while pinching it under the arms.
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11/17/2002
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Dad strength will prevail.
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08/20/2003
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Randy Couture would find a way to win.
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01/01/2001
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LOL at the folks who think they could fight a primate h2h. I actualy find that kind of stupidity very entertaining and would love to see some tough guy go at it with a chimp.
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08/19/2003
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"You're right...might as well just give up and bend over for the gorilla. Did I say probable? No. Did I say likely? No. Did I say it would be easy? Hell no. I'm just thinking of what I would *TRY* to do if a gorilla grabbed me. What would you do? Sing to it?" This is just getting stupid. have you ever seen a gorilla? The only thing you should try if one grabs you is playing dead.
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12/12/2002
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this thread has turned out to be very entertaining... ah the forum.. what a funny place to spark up original dialogue.... thanks everyone
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07/29/2003
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I have named my new move in honour of this thread. The GORILLA HUMP. You are attacking the turtle from the rear. Hold both your opponents hips/thighs with your hands. Now hit the throttle and plant your pelvis into his ass as hard as you can thus driving him forwards and flattening him out to attack the back & neck or to create enough space to get a hook in. Cheers, King Kong
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07/29/2003
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PS be very careful not to get caught on the hook :-)
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12/12/2002
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ttt