What if ... Can you submit a Gorilla?

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12/12/2002
Posts: 662
A few months ago, a Gorilla escaped from the Boston Zoo. His name was "Little Joe." He was seen by many trotting innocently down a crowded road. To make a long story short, he snatched a 3 year old girl. As a father, what could you do? Now, here comes my unimportant, and worthless question, "Can you submit a Gorilla."
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01/01/2001
Posts: 4831
I dunno,but I always thought Matsui vs. a pack of wild gorillas would be hilarious.Nobody else seems to see the humor though.
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01/01/2001
Posts: 323
Gorillas are scary
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01/01/2001
Posts: 4028
NO. they wouldbe able to stop an armbar by simply bending their elbow. the BJJ theory of "My whole body is stronger than your arm" does not work with gorrillas
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05/17/2001
Posts: 7811
A female chimp once showed the ability to produce 1100 lbs. of pulling force on a lever set up to measure this. Do you think a gorilla could be submitted? I don't think there is a human being that could do ANYTHING to move a gorilla anywhere it didn't want to go.
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08/04/2002
Posts: 9347
boston crab
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07/20/2002
Posts: 442
Ask Mino, he tapped out Sapp with an armbar!
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05/28/2003
Posts: 7277
It would be next to impossible for a human to break a gorilla's joints or choke it unconcious. Don't forget, it's flipping out ape style while you'd be trying this.
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09/26/2003
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I thought sakuraba already won this fight?
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01/06/2001
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I'd kick him in the balls. :)
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01/01/2001
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no way
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12/12/2002
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TTT
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03/26/2002
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ttt
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12/12/2002
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LOL @REAL JOKER
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01/01/2001
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If one grabbed one of my kids the Gorrilla would die due to my dad strength.
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01/01/2001
Posts: 430
If he grabbed my baby I would have tried something. This scenario is too fucked up to even think about.
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01/01/2001
Posts: 934
5 Gorilla Questions 1. Could Coleman or Randleman takedown a gorilla? 2. Could Kosen Inoue throw or sweep a gorilla if the gorilla was wearing a gi? 3. Could Bob Sapp beat a gorilla in a NHB fight? 4. Could Minotauro armbar a gorilla? 5. Could Crocop knockout a gorilla with a kick to the head or Tyson with a left hook to the head?
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08/20/2003
Posts: 3847
1) Gorilla's bite. 2) Gorilla's eat their own crap. 1) I bite. 2) I used to eat my ex-girlfriend's cooking and that was like crap. It'd be close.
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01/09/2004
Posts: 137
"heel hook, and pull it like you're starting a lawn mower" they have weak legs but since the walk on thier knuckles he would still hobble over and crush a human skull.
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03/13/2002
Posts: 926
I submit him....WITH A FUCKING GUN. Gorillas are strong. they would rip your arms off. Shoot the fucking thing and get your daughter back. I'd make hiim tap real quick. Of course those Gorillas have that awesome song "In Da Club" on the radio and shit, Gorillas roll around in tricked out H2's so you'd have to be a good shot. GGGGG-UNITTTTTT! Dracul
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12/12/2002
Posts: 665
some funny responses....
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05/11/2002
Posts: 1422
As a father, I guarantee you that there would be a fight.
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08/20/2003
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No, seriously, they eat their own crap.
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07/20/2002
Posts: 446
I can
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01/30/2004
Posts: 27
What if you were high on PCP, do you think the gorilla could stop you??? not to touch upon a sensitive subject, but look at the beating Rodney King took from the LAPD...tazers and all. he was on PCP. i think a human on PCP would have a chance due to the immense amount of punishment they could absorb. but you would have to be highly skilled.......i think the human races best bet would be to throw Fred Etish in on PCP....karate is such a badass sport! hehe.