What if ... Free coffee courtesy of Homeslice

4/11/19 12:37 PM
6/6/17
Posts: 13350

Anyone else ever do this trick?  Go to a restaurant.  Wait until the waitress brings the check.  Then as soon as she sits it down be like, "oh shucks, I wanted a cup of coffee".  In my experience like literally 85%+ of the time she just gives it to you without trying to add it to your ticket.  Coffee costs like 2 cents a cup to them anyways, so they do not consider it a big deal.  Plus, if she tries to add it, you can just stop her and tell her its OK you've had enough caffeine already.

You are welcome OG.

4/11/19 12:43 PM
1/1/01
Posts: 3695
Your deceitfulness and pettiness knows no bounds.

Oh yeah...self-respect? You aint' got some none.
4/11/19 12:47 PM
11/8/09
Posts: 28730

It must suck to be ugly and have to trick people into free coffee. I’m very lucky because I’m so fricking handsome that people just want to give me free coffee for making their day better. 

4/11/19 12:50 PM
4/8/07
Posts: 39522

Can snails drink coffee?

4/11/19 12:56 PM
8/20/03
Posts: 142444
Homeslice - 

Anyone else ever do this trick?  Go to a restaurant.  Wait until the waitress brings the check.  Then as soon as she sits it down be like, "oh shucks, I wanted a cup of coffee".  In my experience like literally 85%+ of the time she just gives it to you without trying to add it to your ticket.  Coffee costs like 2 cents a cup to them anyways, so they do not consider it a big deal.  Plus, if she tries to add it, you can just stop her and tell her its OK you've had enough caffeine already.

You are welcome OG.


...you're dethspicable...
4/11/19 12:58 PM
8/9/16
Posts: 20663

never once, have I ordered coffee at a restaurant....

4/11/19 1:55 PM
11/30/11
Posts: 4400

This is trolling at its worst

4/11/19 2:14 PM
2/29/16
Posts: 2199

Homeslice, just go to a hotel that offers a free breakfast and act like you are staying there.  I mean when they say "complimentary breakfast", they don't specify that you have to actually be a guest there.  

4/11/19 2:35 PM
11/16/08
Posts: 14745

At the library you can just walk out with a stack of books.  If an alarm sounds, just shrug it off and keep walking.  The librarians won't chase after you.