What if ... I admit the UK will never produce any top talent

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explodingboy - 

In light of tonight's events and Dan Henderson's monumental victory over Michael Bisping, I want to take this opportunity to admit to the UG that I have severely overestimated the ability of the UK to produce formidable talent in any sport.

While I truly wanted to believe Michael Bisping and Ricky Hatton were legitimate contenders in their respective sports it turned out they were nothing more then talentless phonies hyped up in an attempt to market to the mentally fragile citizens of the UK.

I have been blindly nationalistic in my worship of Bisping and others and have come to the realization that I have been acting like a fool. I would also like to apologize to the entire United States of America (O those stars and stripes are so beautiful) for disrespecting them over the last few months. I realize that if it were not for the United States me and all of my friends in the UK would be living under oppressive Nazi Germany but thankfully the US came to our rescue.

I am an arrogant Brit who thought I knew everything. In reality, I am a spotty-faced, snot-nosed little brat with a small penis complex. I wish Hendo all the best in his career and accept that my country will never produce a great fighter. Once again, you have my apologies.

PS: TheTrollSmasher was right about everything.

Soccer is the dumbest sport ever



LMAO.

This should be done in place of more screen name bets way more often.  Seriously that's priceless...somebody frame this shit.  Good sport in manning up and actually posting it.

Soccer is indeed the dumbest sport ever.
  
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Whoa. That troll got smashed.
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never let this thread die lmao
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Jenny Wishbone - .


*Slaps hand on head
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lol nice edit jenny
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Lennox Lewis!
Calzaghe!
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Mark Coleman would smash Michael Bisping
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ttt
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funniest thing I've ever read here.
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LOL. Oh man!
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explodingboy - 



I am an arrogant Brit who thought I knew everything. In reality, I am a spotty-faced, snot-nosed little brat with a small penis complex. I wish Hendo all the best in his career and accept that my country will never produce a great fighter. Once again, you have my apologies.


 

you forgot bad teeth, pasty skin and awful food
 
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ttt
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explodingboy - 

In light of tonight's events and Dan Henderson's monumental victory over Michael Bisping, I want to take this opportunity to admit to the UG that I have severely overestimated the ability of the UK to produce formidable talent in any sport.

While I truly wanted to believe Michael Bisping and Ricky Hatton were legitimate contenders in their respective sports it turned out they were nothing more then talentless phonies hyped up in an attempt to market to the mentally fragile citizens of the UK.

I have been blindly nationalistic in my worship of Bisping and others and have come to the realization that I have been acting like a fool. I would also like to apologize to the entire United States of America (O those stars and stripes are so beautiful) for disrespecting them over the last few months. I realize that if it were not for the United States me and all of my friends in the UK would be living under oppressive Nazi Germany but thankfully the US came to our rescue.

I am an arrogant Brit who thought I knew everything. In reality, I am a spotty-faced, snot-nosed little brat with a small penis complex. I wish Hendo all the best in his career and accept that my country will never produce a great fighter. Once again, you have my apologies.

PS: TheTrollSmasher was right about everything.

Soccer is the dumbest sport ever

This!!!
 
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best thread ever
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Heartbroken Lee - To everyone:

THIS IS THE RESULT OF A LOST BET. TROLLSMASHER WROTE THE TEXT, EB POSTED IT BECAUSE HIS MAN (BISPING) LOST.

In reality, there are still many good fighters coming out of the UK: Hardy, Etim, Taylor, Hathaway, etc.


In reality, you have some b-level potential at best, no contenders in the next 6 years.
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I applaud explodingboy and take back most of the things I've said about him over the past few months.
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Also I agree with whoever said that "THIS IS NOT A REAL POST THIS IS A BET POST" has no balls.
You should've taken it like a man (then again i don't blame you for not being able to, pissbing couldn't either).
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Ya but what else do you expect from Heartbroken Lee? I am glad i made my bets with an honorable brit and not some grimy yellow bastard
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TTT!!
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Thread of the year! LOL
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LMAO

Soccer is dumb
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explodingboy - In light of tonight's events and Dan Henderson's monumental victory over Michael Bisping, I want to take this opportunity to admit to the UG that I have severely overestimated the ability of the UK to produce formidable talent in any sport.

While I truly wanted to believe Michael Bisping and Ricky Hatton were legitimate contenders in their respective sports it turned out they were nothing more then talentless phonies hyped up in an attempt to market to the mentally fragile citizens of the UK.

I have been blindly nationalistic in my worship of Bisping and others and have come to the realization that I have been acting like a fool. I would also like to apologize to the entire United States of America (O those stars and stripes are so beautiful) for disrespecting them over the last few months. I realize that if it were not for the United States me and all of my friends in the UK would be living under oppressive Nazi Germany but thankfully the US came to our rescue.

I am an arrogant Brit who thought I knew everything. In reality, I am a spotty-faced, snot-nosed little brat with a small penis complex. I wish Hendo all the best in his career and accept that my country will never produce a great fighter. Once again, you have my apologies.

PS: TheTrollSmasher was right about everything.

Soccer is the dumbest sport ever