What if ... Internet MMA guy vaginitis: revisited

12/19/08 9:50 PM
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 ^^^ props. yet he will ignore everything you just pointed out and still posts here like its some sort of a recurring gag.
12/19/08 11:47 PM
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Wait a minute, are you THE Dave Hojak from World of Warcraft?
12/19/08 11:49 PM
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Hojak - 
gyruss - OK i ain't going though 77 pages of this shit, was there a fight or a dicktuck?


Shiloh won't fight me in a gym.

He rescinded his offer to pay me to fight him.

He was attention-whoring, and whoring well.

He ultimately tucked dick and called the tuck mine.

Then he put his pink hat back on and rolled out in SICK JEEP.


he said he would fight you in a gym noshowjack, but you dicktucked...said "i dont want to get my ass beat unless he gives me money" , then the forum raised money to allow you an ass beating, still you ran..to join WWE posts....
Lets raise our glasses to the DickTuck champion of the woooooorld!!!
12/19/08 11:52 PM
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bismanfightclub - nojak, kicking ass!


how did you find him on the street? great work..TMZ needs you!!!! This folks, is the first documentation of a dicktuck in public in 87 years. Well done
12/20/08 12:05 AM
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Sanrio, is always full of surprises ;)
12/20/08 7:29 AM
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Mike Sanders - 
Hojak - My health condition is very real.


Hojak - Fact is, at this particular time I just so happen to have a problem that trumps answering the e-challenge of shriveled sack show-off Shiloh.


Hojak - I think a match-up against UnfallenAngel would be killer.

Six months for anyone to train in anticipation of amateur contest is a substantial amount of time.

I absolutely would fight UnfallenAngel. When is this?
12/20/08 7:30 AM
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Mike Sanders - 
Hojak - Look at it like this, Zipplokk.

Here, an adverse opinion caters to the ire of the crowd.

I offer those consistently, I feel.

And although I don't feel I wander from thread to thread inciting aggression or harrassing users blatantly, both seem to follow me into every thread of mine I've made that gets an opinion.


LMFAO. Hojak, people respond to you with laughter and derision because you so clearly live in a fantasy world where your tough MMA fighter alter-ego ("Ghost") is actually capable of analyzing fights correctly, writing insightful posts and beating people up.

The desperate and demented way that you cling to your silly roleplaying-type persona and respond with shrieking homosexually-themed insults whenever anyone dares to encroach on your delusions (deliberately or otherwise) seems to have helped a majority of the people on this forum form negative opinions about you. Does that strike you as unusual or unfair?
12/20/08 7:31 AM
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Sam Malone - 
harlemsavoy -

Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.)  Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)

2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)

3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.

4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.

5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.

6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.

7.) Endure more ridicule.

8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.

9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.

11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.

12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...

  

100% true.

 
12/20/08 1:55 PM
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TTT
12/20/08 1:56 PM
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 Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.)  Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)

2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)

3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.

4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.

5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.

6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.

7.) Endure more ridicule.

8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.

9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.

11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.

12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...
12/20/08 1:56 PM
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 page 79....amazing
12/20/08 2:09 PM
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Parents who have children with cerebral palsy have read this post and now believe "hey,it could be worse, we could have had a Hojak"
LOL -- what a complete oxygen thief.
12/20/08 4:56 PM
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harlemsavoy - Have we found a new way to refer to hojak? Like when we mention the very funny subject of Tapout?



Noshojak
Ballsniffer
Douchenozzle
Pants Shitter
Captain Dicktuck
12/20/08 4:59 PM
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harlemsavoy - Have we found a new way to refer to hojak? Like when we mention the very funny subject of Tapout?

 Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.)  Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)

2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)

3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.

4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.

5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.

6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.

7.) Endure more ridicule.

8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.

9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.

11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.

12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...
12/20/08 6:05 PM
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LOL!!!!
12/20/08 6:11 PM
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ALL DAY 707 - MIke Sanders = Best Poster in OG

 
12/20/08 6:21 PM
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Is that a wizard on HOjak's shirt??
12/20/08 7:18 PM
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Looks like it, Shiloh. Looks like the D&D meeting just ended.
12/20/08 7:46 PM
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KneeToFaceKo - Looks like it, Shiloh. Looks like the D&D meeting just ended.

they DO look like they are in a basement
12/20/08 9:22 PM
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ORANGE hat!! hahaha and at least my orange hat was in 1988 LOL
12/20/08 9:50 PM
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the_shrike - What happened?

I mean, Dave, all looked so well once upon a time:






LMAO, and you said you didn't like Sailor Moon...jesus poopie pants, you need to throw in the towel.
12/20/08 9:50 PM
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It looks like he's beatin off too, LMFAO
12/20/08 10:12 PM
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 TTT
12/20/08 10:22 PM
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tap0utartist - LMAO, that pic just added another twenty pages to this thread alone
lmao I wasn't going to post on here again, until I just read this!
 
12/20/08 10:31 PM
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this thread reaches 100 pages easy