What if ... Internet MMA guy vaginitis: revisited

12/20/08 10:40 PM
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Dave, remember this?



From: David Hojak

Date: Apr 19, 2005 11:15 PM
Subject: I had no idea you were so Armenian
Body: But that's cool, bro. Like I give a fuck. Bring MMA to Armenia. Your country considers you a fuckin hero.

I told some bitch to die in a fire today. Fuckin whore skank snaked my parking spot while I was trying to park and get me some Togo's, so I called her a bitch. She was pulling out again as I left and she actually stopped to talk some shit through her rolled up window. She got finger saluted. Fuck that cunt. She stopped again, rolled her window down this time, and she's like "you know 2 people in starbucks thought"

interruption. enter hojak.

"bitch, i care what two people think. you got one person right here thinking you should die in a fire."

God damn right, dude.
12/20/08 10:46 PM
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ALL DAY 707 - Dave, remember this?



From: David Hojak

Date: Apr 19, 2005 11:15 PM
Subject: I had no idea you were so Armenian
Body: But that's cool, bro. Like I give a fuck. Bring MMA to Armenia. Your country considers you a fuckin hero.

I told some bitch to die in a fire today. Fuckin whore skank snaked my parking spot while I was trying to park and get me some Togo's, so I called her a bitch. She was pulling out again as I left and she actually stopped to talk some shit through her rolled up window. She got finger saluted. Fuck that cunt. She stopped again, rolled her window down this time, and she's like "you know 2 people in starbucks thought"

interruption. enter hojak.

"bitch, i care what two people think. you got one person right here thinking you should die in a fire."

God damn right, dude.

LOL
12/20/08 10:48 PM
10/8/08
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Hojak's a pants shittin bozo
12/21/08 12:27 AM
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man..what a toughguy
12/21/08 1:23 AM
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 I have double posts per page, so I'm up to 40 pages.  Un-fucking-believable.
12/21/08 12:42 PM
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TTT........LOL
12/21/08 5:51 PM
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ALL DAY 707 - Dave, remember this?



From: David Hojak

Date: Apr 19, 2005 11:15 PM
Subject: I had no idea you were so Armenian
Body: But that's cool, bro. Like I give a fuck. Bring MMA to Armenia. Your country considers you a fuckin hero.

I told some bitch to die in a fire today. Fuckin whore skank snaked my parking spot while I was trying to park and get me some Togo's, so I called her a bitch. She was pulling out again as I left and she actually stopped to talk some shit through her rolled up window. She got finger saluted. Fuck that cunt. She stopped again, rolled her window down this time, and she's like "you know 2 people in starbucks thought"

interruption. enter hojak.

"bitch, i care what two people think. you got one person right here thinking you should die in a fire."

God damn right, dude.
12/21/08 8:28 PM
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ttt for Dicktuck awareness month.
12/21/08 9:01 PM
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harlemsavoy - I don't get it. We were all the way down to step 12 and now we are back to step 9? This is not good for his interwebs reputation.

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Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.)  Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)

2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)

3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.

4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.

5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.

6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.

7.) Endure more ridicule.

8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.

9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.

11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.

12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...


LOL
12/22/08 5:35 AM
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QWasn't Blojack trying accept a fight from some guy from sherdog??? Interesting, especially if you read this old post of his.

I guess he really is scared of Shiloh
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From: Hojak
Posted: 11/17/08 10:24 PM Member Since: 2/5/04
Posts: 5840 Ignore | Quote | Vote Down | Vote Up
Eric Collins - Shiloh, care to elaborate?



I can't train any contact MMA at all, per doctors, until they have this condition of mine controlled..., otherwise I'd fight Shiloh just to have the chance at a good face kick, and I'd have never stopped training. My health is something I've been tending to for going on for 5 years now. This somehow got spun into my shitting myself and having irritable bowel syndrome. Shit like this shows how low some nobody fuckhead can go from behind his monitor, and how far some people will reach to have something to say. Usually, harsh subject.... yet somehow, it's hard to take something personal when it's coming from a guy like Shiloh.

Everything this fucking faggot has ever said about me is a lie, and it's hilarious... it's literally all he's got to go on. He chases me around the same way he chases that Accutest guy... like an obsessed little bitch. Guys like Shiloh aren't far off from that bitch who off'ed herself out front of Paula Abdul's house.

Me and Blake fought because we wanted to, nothing personal. We've partied before, and he's a great guy. We matched up because it sounded fun. There was no fix. Again, the reachings of the peanut gallery. Guys like Shiloh wish there was more going on, because it would give his little pee shooter some ammo. He's got nothing without the bullshit he talks on the internet, the bedroom at his mom's house, and bitch-tits by 36. He can fuck himself with his fruity hardass tattoo, and his internet tough-guy bullshit.

Come lookin for me, motherfucker. Google away on that address. Here in the Ho House (that's what I call my house), there's a riot shotgun named Betsy waiting for a sackless, prickless roid ape that's never showing up.
You have ignored this user.
12/22/08 6:10 AM
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lol
12/22/08 12:09 PM
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 I'm on the east coast and it's a high of 26 degrees today. Holy shizit !
12/22/08 12:13 PM
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mrzipplokk -  I'm on the east coast and it's a high of 26 degrees today. Holy shizit !

 With Wind Chill its 8 degrees in NJ.
Edited: 12/22/08 12:32 PM
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I drove through (-17) on the way from Minneapolis to Hastings
12/22/08 12:43 PM
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is this thread about hojack dick tucking? didn't have time to read through everything...
12/22/08 12:44 PM
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Orly? I thought I was on weather.com
12/22/08 12:45 PM
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its rainy and shitty here
12/22/08 12:49 PM
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Shiloh, edit your post. You've given up key information that will result in your discovery and thrashing. I might track you down in the rain just to slap some sense into you (while wearing a tan flapped coat, buttoned sleaves, $329.00 xtra tall men's)
12/22/08 12:53 PM
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lol
12/22/08 4:27 PM
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ttt
12/22/08 4:31 PM
9/23/08
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9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

HMMMMMM................
12/22/08 4:49 PM
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lol
12/22/08 5:22 PM
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lol
12/22/08 6:57 PM
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TOWE -  Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.)  Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)

2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)

3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.

4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.

5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.

6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.

7.) Endure more ridicule.

8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.

9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.

11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.

12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...
12/22/08 7:50 PM
10/8/08
Posts: 975
hojak's just mad cause he got them ghetto hairplugs