What if ... Internet MMA guy vaginitis: revisited

12/23/08 1:24 PM
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KneeToFaceKo - 
harlemsavoy - I don't get it. We were all the way down to step 12 and now we are back to step 9? This is not good for his interwebs reputation.

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Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.)  Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)

2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)

3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.

4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.

5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.

6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.

7.) Endure more ridicule.

8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.

9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.

11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.

12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...
12/23/08 1:25 PM
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Time for a Mike Sanders recap.......refresh Pants Shitters memory.
12/23/08 1:28 PM
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Mike Sanders - 
Hojak - My health condition is very real.


Hojak - Fact is, at this particular time I just so happen to have a problem that trumps answering the e-challenge of shriveled sack show-off Shiloh.


Hojak - I think a match-up against UnfallenAngel would be killer.

Six months for anyone to train in anticipation of amateur contest is a substantial amount of time.

I absolutely would fight UnfallenAngel. When is this?
12/23/08 1:32 PM
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KneeToFaceKo - 
harlemsavoy - I don't get it. We were all the way down to step 12 and now we are back to step 9? This is not good for his interwebs reputation.

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Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.)  Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)

2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)

3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.

4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.

5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.

6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.

7.) Endure more ridicule.

8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.

9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.

11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.

12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...
12/23/08 1:35 PM
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KneeToFaceKo - 
Mike Sanders - 
Hojak - My health condition is very real.


Hojak - Fact is, at this particular time I just so happen to have a problem that trumps answering the e-challenge of shriveled sack show-off Shiloh.


Hojak - I think a match-up against UnfallenAngel would be killer.

Six months for anyone to train in anticipation of amateur contest is a substantial amount of time.

I absolutely would fight UnfallenAngel. When is this?
12/23/08 1:39 PM
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ttt
12/23/08 1:46 PM
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KneeToFaceKo - 
Shiloh - lol the answer we all want to know is WHEN HOjak?

lol how do you keep saying what youre gonna do while dicktucking at the same time? where are you? are you coming over or what?


Well, when????????????
12/23/08 1:50 PM
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KneeToFaceKo - Doesn't Hojak have vaginitius that prevents him from doing anything physical?
12/23/08 2:07 PM
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Team Hojak reunited

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/superest_super_nerd.jpg
12/23/08 2:22 PM
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TTT
12/23/08 2:27 PM
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KneeToFaceKo - Oh by the way, Hojakoff, that awesome picture at the D&D tourney in the basement of the HOmo club clearly shows your true medical issue. Your face appears to be suffering from severe Blowers Cramp. Ya get it? How often?



BWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!
12/23/08 2:29 PM
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TTT
12/23/08 2:32 PM
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the original call out post ttt
12/23/08 2:43 PM
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lol
12/23/08 2:55 PM
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TTT
12/23/08 3:15 PM
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12/23/08 3:34 PM
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TTT
12/23/08 4:23 PM
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to the top for this feinting, shitting coward.
12/23/08 4:29 PM
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what a douche bag ..LOLOLOLL
12/23/08 4:32 PM
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I wish Hojak would discuss the "pants shitting" accident that occurred at the Longboard resteraunt in HB. Imagine the poor person who entered that shitter. All they see is a retard with terminator shades laying on the floor shitting himself while seizuring uncontrollably..
12/23/08 4:43 PM
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You 'trained' at HB Ultimate yet never ate a restarant in HB? Who did you train with?
12/23/08 4:51 PM
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Hojak - 
ALL DAY 707 - I wish Hojak would discuss the "pants shitting" accident that occurred at the Longboard resteraunt in HB.


I've never even been to a restaurant in HB.


Come on David, it's all good..you're amongst friends
12/23/08 4:58 PM
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KneeToFaceKo - 
KneeToFaceKo - 
Stay Down Fanboy - 
harlemsavoy - I don't get it. We were all the way down to step 12 and now we are back to step 9? This is not good for his interwebs reputation.

_____________________________________________________________

Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.)  Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)

2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)

3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.

4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.

5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.

6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.

7.) Endure more ridicule.

8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.

9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.

11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.

12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...


LOL

Now its about entertainment? You are a joke. Affliction is almost here and I am sure you will dicktuck.


Read it again, GHOST.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Edited: 12/23/08 5:04 PM
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harlemsavoy -  It's getting better. We finally got him to move back a few steps and start on # 3 again. yay!!!


before we talk about "# 3", let's talk about that "# 2" at the longboard restaurant.
12/23/08 5:33 PM
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I just read that peppermint oil relives mild IBS...Hojak take notes