What if ... Internet MMA guy vaginitis: revisited

KneeToFaceKo - 

KneeToFaceKo - 

KneeToFaceKo - 

Stay Down Fanboy - 

harlemsavoy - I don't get it. We were all the way down to step 12 and now we are back to step 9? This is not good for his interwebs reputation.

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Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.)  Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)

2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)

3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.

4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.

5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.

6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.

7.) Endure more ridicule.

8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.

9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.

11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.

12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...

LOL

Now its about entertainment? You are a joke. Affliction is almost here and I am sure you will dicktuck.

Mike Sanders - 

Hojak - My health condition is very real.

Hojak - Fact is, at this particular time I just so happen to have a problem that trumps answering the e-challenge of shriveled sack show-off Shiloh.

Hojak - I think a match-up against UnfallenAngel would be killer.

Six months for anyone to train in anticipation of amateur contest is a substantial amount of time.

I absolutely would fight UnfallenAngel. When is this?

 CLIFFNOTES BITCHES

KneeToFaceKo - 

Mike Sanders - 

Hojak - My health condition is very real.

Hojak - Fact is, at this particular time I just so happen to have a problem that trumps answering the e-challenge of shriveled sack show-off Shiloh.

Hojak - I think a match-up against UnfallenAngel would be killer.

Six months for anyone to train in anticipation of amateur contest is a substantial amount of time.

I absolutely would fight UnfallenAngel. When is this?

KneeToFaceKo - 

harlemsavoy - Have we found a new way to refer to hojak? Like when we mention the very funny subject of Tapout?

Noshojak
Ballsniffer
Douchenozzle
Pants Shitter
Captain Dicktuck

LOL@reposting your question 30 times hahahha. sorry guy, i have a life.

so...

For now..... the following is what I'm looking for a response to.

1) Does not juicing anymore turn you Mexican?

WAT?

2) When did you get fat?

LOL yeah im huge. Im sooooo fat. Obese.

3) Does skateboarding/snowboarding/surfing/SICK JEEP/juicing not prevent elderly obesity??

LOL dude i am in fucking fantastic shape. Show your coward ass and Ill show you. After i bloody you up Ill take you forcefully in your mouth. Fish.


4) Why are all your pictures from like 10 years ago?

LOL the pic YOU posted of me is from this year. How far back do you think Hitman was around anyway? lol 10 years?


Now I have a question for you:

How is your daughter?


See, whatever you wanna clown me on (tattoos, jeep, steroids 13 years ago) pales to how much of a real life actual fucking piece of total shit you are. Your daughter will be on the pole, FACT. And ill be throwing her $1's telling her you didnt just run from her, you ran from everybody.

HOjak 10 years ago:

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/the_shrike29/gods1.jpg


Shiloh 10 years ago:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c184/totaljerkface/f6675cae.jpg

and here is my first steroid pic for you HOjak. I was 19. so 1990ish.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c184/totaljerkface/25cd6e1f.jpg

break out some of your pics killer :)

*munches popcorn*

* hands Adonis Diet Mountain Dew *

I cant believe you would take that much effort to post pix on here. You obviously have some fetish towards hojak, just leave him alone! He has graciously stopped posting about you, yet you keep stirring shit up.

harlemsavoy -  I do have kids. But unlike you, I love them and tuck them into bed each night. Right after that, I go to town on my wife. This is just part of what happens when you act like a real man and be parent. Sadly, you will never know this. I do feel sorry for you Hojak. You managed to air all of your dirty laundry on a public forum for people to see, save and repost later. Then you talked about other people and passed judgement on them without even thinking about the fact that people never forgot Ghost and all of your other alter egos.

Maybe you can find Jesus like TrainJudo and come back to apologize.

Now please go and find another hobby that doesn't own you every time you try to act smart or tough.

read this carefully Hojak, you coward.

TheMorg826 - I cant believe you would take that much effort to post pix on here. You obviously have some fetish towards hojak, just leave him alone! He has graciously stopped posting about you, yet you keep stirring shit up.

LOL i know :(

hhhaha

jimmy23 -  ok I missed it in this monstrosity ofa thread


Hojak has kids?

I assume he helps take care of them and/or provides for them?

you assume incorrectly unfortunately

correction:

unfortunately for HER.

 CLIFFNOTES MOTHERFUCKERS

thread is impossible to ocatch up to

-jk

suck it faggot

this is the "bigger man" part MMASally predicted

See you at Affliction shitty pants.

KneeToFaceKo - Mike Sanders - Hojak - My health condition is very real.Hojak - Fact is, at this particular time I just so happen to have a problem that trumps answering the e-challenge of shriveled sack show-off Shiloh.Hojak - I think a match-up against UnfallenAngel would be killer.Six months for anyone to train in anticipation of amateur contest is a substantial amount of time.Mystery illness when convienent? I absolutely would fight UnfallenAngel. When is this?

Mystery illness when convienent? Prepare for your asswhipping,boy.

i call sloppy seconds on shitty pants, that's if you don't kill him first .. fuckin douche

Hojak - This is pretty much the last post I'm putting into this one. Appeasing you pieces of shit is one thing entirely. Sitting here and watching you slander me about losing custody of my daughter amidst a mystery health condition isn't really something I wanna be catchin shit from a bunch of nobodies for 3 days before the holiday. It really shows the types of people that troll this place. After this many pages, it also shows where this was going from the start. My bad for feedin it, then realizing it on page 87 after seeing this topic near the top for a third straight week.

Shiloh, whether we fight or don't, I give you credit for the unleashing of rhetoric in such bitter and cruel fashion... definitely my style of humor. Despite the spectacularly personal nature of some of the shots you've chosen to take, it's safe to say I'll never take anything anyone here says to heart. If this is what makes you feel better in your day, have at it.

I think it says a lot about your psychology that you spend this much time putting so much effort into something so pointless and ill-willed at 38. I also think it's awesome that I can motivate you towards this kind of effort only knowing that you were shooting roids about the time I was playing Skate or Die 2. Although it's nothing I can hold personally against you, I do wonder just how much of your life you've cheated yourself through.

Anyway dude, maybe I'll see you at Affliction. I'll definitely be there. I'm probably not going to be looking to end my night before the real fights have begun in January, so don't expect much of a confrontation from me. I'm there to shoot pictures and have a good time. Don't be a cockwad. Your attempts to hammer at my psychology, although borderline creative, were unsuccessful ultimately. I ain't goin nowhere, although this thread has seen the last of me. It was fun, and if you can keep the lies you're tellin about me to a minimum, I'll lay off calling you a junkie and accusations all over the internet about your sexual preferences. Late, BRO.

MMASALLY indeed predicted this. Beatdown inevitable, BRO.

Hojak - This is pretty much the last post I'm putting into this one. Appeasing you pieces of shit is one thing entirely. Sitting here and watching you slander me about losing custody of my daughter amidst a mystery health condition isn't really something I wanna be catchin shit from a bunch of nobodies for 3 days before the holiday. It really shows the types of people that troll this place. After this many pages, it also shows where this was going from the start. My bad for feedin it, then realizing it on page 87 after seeing this topic near the top for a third straight week.

Shiloh, whether we fight or don't, I give you credit for the unleashing of rhetoric in such bitter and cruel fashion... definitely my style of humor. Despite the spectacularly personal nature of some of the shots you've chosen to take, it's safe to say I'll never take anything anyone here says to heart. If this is what makes you feel better in your day, have at it.

I think it says a lot about your psychology that you spend this much time putting so much effort into something so pointless and ill-willed at 38. I also think it's awesome that I can motivate you towards this kind of effort only knowing that you were shooting roids about the time I was playing Skate or Die 2. Although it's nothing I can hold personally against you, I do wonder just how much of your life you've cheated yourself through.

Anyway dude, maybe I'll see you at Affliction. I'll definitely be there. I'm probably not going to be looking to end my night before the real fights have begun in January, so don't expect much of a confrontation from me. I'm there to shoot pictures and have a good time. Don't be a cockwad. Your attempts to hammer at my psychology, although borderline creative, were unsuccessful ultimately. I ain't goin nowhere, although this thread has seen the last of me. It was fun, and if you can keep the lies you're tellin about me to a minimum, I'll lay off calling you a junkie and accusations all over the internet about your sexual preferences. Late, BRO.

Being GAY is considered a "mystery" health condition?   

 

irritable pussy syndrome, again.


the master of the FRAT tuck.

Somebody hand the 2nd level wizard a razor blade please... LOL what a douche