Member Since: 1/1/01
TOWE -harlemsavoy - In honor of Christmas, I will not be making fun of Hojak.
Merry Christmas to all.
Fuck that, Santa hates pussies!
Kill yourself Hojak...
KhunMaiMeeSamong -I don't have a daughter that I know of but I've got a grip of sons. My phone was ringing off the hook, thank god for caller id or I might've had to talk to one of those little bastards. Best christmas ever was the first one I spent without having to see them.tap0utartist - Sup everyone? Did everyone spend a good time with their family this holiday season?
had a great time. spent christmas with my daughter. hope all of you that have a daughter got to spend some quality time with her.
whatever man, shiloh is the pussy in this thread not hojak
David@AccutestMi - Dear Dicktucker
Even bad people get coal, you get nothing. Santa doesn't have time for people who dick tuck. Osama Bin Laden gets a gift before you do. Had you asked for a set of nuts, I might have felt bad and sent you one. But you didn't. You asked for more tucking help.
P.S Stop writing Santa your 30.
- Santa Hates You
Fuzzy Badfeet - ilike the mustache goatee homo-combo.... he lookslike one of the three musketeers.quote]
my god, you're right...
KneeToFaceKo - _____________________________________________________________
Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.) Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)
2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)
3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.
4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.
5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.
6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.
7.) Endure more ridicule.
8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.
9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.
10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.
11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.
12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...