What if ... Internet MMA guy vaginitis: revisited

12/25/08 11:32 AM
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lol
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TOWE - 
harlemsavoy - In honor of Christmas, I will not be making fun of Hojak.

Merry Christmas to all.

 Fuck that, Santa hates pussies!

Kill yourself Hojak...


LOLOLOL.............
12/25/08 10:58 PM
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KhunMaiMeeSamong - 
tap0utartist - Sup everyone? Did everyone spend a good time with their family this holiday season?


had a great time. spent christmas with my daughter. hope all of you that have a daughter got to spend some quality time with her.
I don't have a daughter that I know of but I've got a grip of sons. My phone was ringing off the hook, thank god for caller id or I might've had to talk to one of those little bastards. Best christmas ever was the first one I spent without having to see them.
 
12/25/08 11:20 PM
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whatever man, shiloh is the pussy in this thread not hojak

12/26/08 3:38 AM
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it always scares the shit out of me to hear how many of you morons have kids. (no offense)

at least Hojak had the decency to abandon his for the good of the child.
12/26/08 6:30 AM
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Hojack dick tucked on all 12 days of Christmas. I just heard the song on the radio.
12/26/08 6:33 AM
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Dear Santa,





Make Shiloh like me and take away that mean thread






Your #1 Fan Hojack
12/26/08 6:35 AM
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Dear Dicktucker


Even bad people get coal, you get nothing. Santa doesn't have time for people who dick tuck. Osama Bin Laden gets a gift before you do. Had you asked for a set of nuts, I might have felt bad and sent you one. But you didn't. You asked for more tucking help.




P.S Stop writing Santa your 30.



- Santa Hates You
12/26/08 9:08 AM
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David@AccutestMi - Dear Dicktucker


Even bad people get coal, you get nothing. Santa doesn't have time for people who dick tuck. Osama Bin Laden gets a gift before you do. Had you asked for a set of nuts, I might have felt bad and sent you one. But you didn't. You asked for more tucking help.




P.S Stop writing Santa your 30.



- Santa Hates You


Coffee right out the nose laughing so hard. Thanks a lot.
12/26/08 7:50 PM
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THREAD TO NEW YEAR?
12/27/08 3:58 PM
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LOL!
12/27/08 4:35 PM
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wowowow nice!
12/27/08 4:44 PM
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 is this motherfucker still bobbing and weaving ?????????????????????????

LOL Savoy
12/27/08 8:29 PM
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 ttt
12/28/08 9:34 AM
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ttt
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TTT
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Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.)  Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)

2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)

3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.

4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.

5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.

6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.

7.) Endure more ridicule.

8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.

9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.

11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.

12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...
12/29/08 12:59 PM
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Maybe Hojak can give this thread some mouth to mouth? OMG, does that make me gay? Hojak?
12/29/08 1:41 PM
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lol@3 muskateers
12/29/08 1:54 PM
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Fuzzy Badfeet -  ilike the mustache goatee homo-combo.... he lookslike one of the three musketeers.quote]

my god, you're right...

http://www.americanglobe.org/photos/1998-Musketeers.jpg
12/29/08 2:00 PM
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for the love of all things anti-gay wizard, this thread must be revived!!!!!!!!
12/29/08 7:11 PM
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I cannot let this die until Homojak gets KTFO at Affliction.
Its a Federal law............or something.
12/29/08 7:12 PM
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KneeToFaceKo - _____________________________________________________________

Anatomy of a Hojak Post:
1.)  Say something really dumb with a lot of big words to show intelligence. (Like using synonymously when I should use simultaneously)

2.) Have people point out said dumb thing over and over. (In hojak's mind it's the same 5 people, but somehow it ends up being around 50 or so)

3.) Respond to people with big words because I think I'm smarter than someone.

4.) Get made fun of again for trying to sound smart but not accomplishing agenda.

5.) Begin to use Jr High retorts when #3 doesn't work.

6.) Threaten people with physical violence, call them short(kettle meet mr. Pot) and claim to be unafraid of anyone and anything.

7.) Endure more ridicule.

8.) Complain to the mods about how another thread I started backfired and is hurting my pussy.

9.) Disappear when it gets to hot for me in the kitchen.

10.) Come back and dick-tuck after saying how tough I am.

11.) Threaten to sue when someone says they will see you at the next event.

12.) Realize that my life is a failure and I am way past having any professional integrity because I don't get the concept of shutting my fucking mouth long enough to keep the flies out...
12/29/08 7:32 PM
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:D
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As god is my witness, this thread will reach 100 pages by New Years....and is my hands down pick for Thread of the Year!