What if ... LIVE FROM the Rara/Drea AUTOGRAPH signing!!!!!

8/2/08 4:05 PM
6/17/07
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I am hidden a safe distance away and am watching the autograph table where Miss Rara (queen of the UG) and Drea (10th planet recording artist) are signing autographs. I will update this thread for the next hour or until i get caught. Stay tuned!
8/2/08 4:14 PM
1/22/06
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Get her to sign one of those paper crowns from Burger King(tm)!
8/2/08 4:15 PM
6/17/07
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1:00-1:05

A guy and his 9 year old, pink gi wearing daughter walk up to the table. The little girl says she's excited to meet female fighters because that's what she wants to be when she grows up. Rara and Drea tell her they aren't fighters. The lil girl asks them why they're there. Rara makes a pouty face and flashes a gang sign, Drea starts doing a vocal warm up. The lil girl looks like she's about to cry. She suddenly SCREAMS while flipping their table over like Jesus did to the money changers and runs off. Rara and Drea brush it off and begin texting each other. A tumbleweed blows by.
8/2/08 4:16 PM
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dude...pics?  wtf

8/2/08 4:21 PM
5/14/06
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lol... drifffffting along like a tumbling tumbleweed
8/2/08 4:24 PM
6/4/08
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 fucking lol
8/2/08 4:26 PM
6/17/07
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1:05-1:15

Someone wearing a shirt with an ak-47 armed, beanie wearing pitbull riding a tattooed great white graphic on it (i can't make out the brand. "wolfman fiteware" maybe?) walks up to the booth. Their first signee?! Rara has an icepack on the corners of her mouth and her fingers. Drea is fascinated by how shiny a metal pole holding up the FIGHTCHIX banner is and cannot look away. The guy asks if one of them is "Tamara". Rara, nods yes, grabs a pen and prepares to autograph a napkin, but the guy says that he's a parking attendant and that she has to move her car. Apparently she isn't allowed to park on the sidewalk directly in front of the main doors to the expo. Rara shouts "Do you know who i am bro?!" I think i see Karo's head pop above another booth's partition in the distance. The attendant escorts Rara to her car. Drea is giggling to herself while playing with a ball of yarn.
8/2/08 4:29 PM
5/5/08
Posts: 2661
Posty Magee - 1:05-1:15

Someone wearing a shirt with an ak-47 armed, beanie wearing pitbull riding a tattooed great white graphic on it (i can't make out the brand. "wolfman fiteware" maybe?) walks up to the booth. Their first signee?! Rara has an icepack on the corners of her mouth and her fingers. Drea is fascinated by how shiny a metal pole holding up the FIGHTCHIX banner is and cannot look away. The guy asks if one of them is "Tamara". Rara, nods yes, grabs a pen and prepares to autograph a napkin, but the guy says that he's a parking attendant and that she has to move her car. Apparently she isn't allowed to park on the sidewalk directly in front of the main doors to the expo. Rara shouts "Do you know who i am bro?!" I think i see Karo's head pop above another booth's partition in the distance. The attendant escorts Rara to her car. Drea is giggling to herself while playing with a ball of yarn.

 +10 for creativity alone.

LMAO at Karo's head popping up...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
8/2/08 4:32 PM
1/22/03
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 the Rara/Drea AUTOGRAPH signing??? Where is this at? What is it for?? Who is Drea? Dr. Drea?            She knows Dr. Drea? Or is this a joke?
8/2/08 4:34 PM
5/5/08
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 lol. you missed the greatest thread ever. it has now been deleted.
8/2/08 4:34 PM
1/1/01
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LOL @ Posty Magee
8/2/08 4:36 PM
5/5/08
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thirdleg - momita is obviously jealous of MissRARA's Queen of the Underground status.

 *ahem...
Momita
31.03%
Tracy Lee
17.93%
Miss RaRa
25.17%
Crooklyn
25.86%
Total Votes: 580
8/2/08 4:38 PM
1/1/01
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LOL, are there hot pants on the table?
8/2/08 4:42 PM
12/21/02
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LOL!!!! Great Thread!! keep us updated!!..LOL!!
8/2/08 4:43 PM
6/17/07
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1:15-1:30

Update. Gina Carano, Tara LaRosa, and the UG's Roxy19 walk by, point at the empty table, laugh, then sigh with a deep sadness. A CREEEEEPY ginger kid ( i think it's male but can't be sure) keeps pacing near me while watching the table and mumbling what sounds like some kind of pep talk to himself. He has 4 or 5 cameras different cameras slung around his neck and is holding a scrapbook that says "I wuz there!". It overflows with ticket stubs, promotional flyers and 7-11 receipts for purchased Rampage energy drinks.

I hear him whisper "It's now or never Brian!" (oh, so it is a dude.) He walks over to the table. Rara spots him, freaks out and blows a whistle. Havoc ensues. Plainclothes cops swoop down on the ginger! There is talk of a violated restraining order! The ginger kid struggles! Drea is sounding out the words on the FIGHTCHIX banner and has to keep starting over! It's the most action the table's seen all day!
I think i hear a voice from among the onlookers yell "THAT'S STREET", but no, maybe i'm just imagining things.
8/2/08 4:47 PM
11/20/05
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ttt for updates....lmao
8/2/08 4:51 PM
8/10/07
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lmao at frontrowbrian...he will get on here in a few minutes and tell you how rich and luxurious his fighters lifetsyle is. lol

Is TOWE there?

8/2/08 4:52 PM
12/19/07
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LOL~!!! Perfect ten
8/2/08 5:33 PM
5/5/08
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 even the OG is having a laugh...

HONEYPOT AND AHREN'S GIRL IN THE NYC
Edited: 8/3/08 8:46 AM
8/10/07
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*Post for Posty Magee as requested due to him being frozen.

"Things aren't looking good for our toothsome twosome. The fact that they haven't recieved any attention for 30 WHOLE MINUTES looks like it's taking it's toll. Thankfully, an acoustic guitar armed Eddie Bravo walks over from one direction, while the Diaz brothers walk over from another. Eddie consoles Drea by playing a thrashcoustic cover of Bryan Adams "(Everything I do) I do it for you." She sings along. I hear the howls of pitbulls and babies beginning to cry in the background. The Diaz brothers and Rara converse by saying "209" over and over like the durka durka language in TEAM AMERICA. The girls look happier.

Uh oh. I looked down to type and when i looked back up the guitar was in splinters, Nick was in Eddie's rubber guard, and Nate was pouring quick drying cement into a waterbottle. Rara points at the fracas and says to Drea "See, that's EmEmAys." Drea nods but it's obvious she was only looking at her own reflection in the blacks of Rara's eyes."
8/3/08 2:59 PM
6/17/07
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I just got released! Thanks to the mod that unfroze me. How does one link a thread?
8/3/08 3:21 PM
3/18/02
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this was awesome
8/3/08 3:47 PM
1/1/01
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LOL.......TTT
8/3/08 4:38 PM
8/1/00
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 Who's the dumbass that's banning/freezing people for this, while Oma the fucktard runs rampant?

This place is really starting to suck.
8/3/08 6:25 PM
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lol...I jacked, I cried, and I laughed. this was good stuff.