What if ... Renzo's family is black

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07/09/2002
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What? No response to my shirt request ?? Dick. Steve Mazagatti's a better ref anyways.
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01/01/2001
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I'm going to have to print a copy of this thread and personally deliver it to Renzo so he knows what kind of racist KKKDynamite is. What? No response to my shirt request ?? Sorry, JHR. I'll put that shirt in the e-mail right away.
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07/09/2002
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Thanks Mr Mazagatti !!! You rule !
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01/01/2001
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This was a good thread. It really does feel like a Friday today. It must be because tomorrow is a holiday. Goodtimes.... Chalupa, t-shirt is in the e-mail
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01/01/2001
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Damn, Chalupa! Have a little patience, bitch!
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01/01/2001
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No problem, Chalupa. Will you be attending my Luxembourg seminar?
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01/01/2001
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Great, the "Luxembourg".
Another schmancy move I need to learn in order to stay competitive in this racial mixing pot of a sport.
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01/01/2001
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don't fall for their crap, Willybone. TPK just takes the same old techniques that everyone else has been using for years, gives them a fancy name and then acts like he invented it in the first place.
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01/01/2001
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Willybone, I can teach you the Luxembourg, but it will require a financial commitment on your part.
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05/30/2003
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Call me whatever you want... Very well. I shall call you "Susan". LMAO!!!
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11/25/2000
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Cute guys..bottom line, Renzo & his boys are going to be at a top rate facility for a kick ass seminar....nuff said!
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12/01/2000
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This is the best thread ever. I train at Renzo's and I have black people in my family, and I approve of TPK's humor. I think Renzo would find it humorous that Kipp is "protecting" his honor.
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01/01/2001
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Clearly, when I shower with TPK, my white penis is much larger than his smaller, tannish in color penis. My family is hung like mules, even my Mom.
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01/01/2001
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AZChokester, in addition to having a truly massive schlong, gives soft, gentle kisses.
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Hey peckerhead (TPK)... Got that shirt you E-mailed to me last night for my kid. First off, the shirt was too small, turns out you zipped up the file before you emailed it to me, now I'm stuck with a shirt that would fit a doll. Second, Who in the hell is Dave "The man eater, vagina stealer" Jacobs ?? That's what the autograph was on this tiny little shirt ? I thought you were Steve Mazagatti ?? Now my kids going to school this morning with a tiny shirt that shows his muffin top, and an autograph that has the word "VAGINA" on it. Thank christ today is show and tell day at my kids school.
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12/16/2000
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This thread is a perfect example of integration (UG/OG) gone horribly wrong. Separate but equal is the only way to peacefully co-exist.
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01/01/2001
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Willybone, I can teach you the Luxembourg, but it will require a financial commitment on your part.

But, I don't need to let you sleep with my wife again, right? That was only for the Cicada Bomb instructional.

*preorders*
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01/01/2001
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ttt for Kip Dynamite printing this thread out and showing it to the Gracie family.
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01/01/2001
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This is a classic.
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GaryG is correct !! LOL
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08/10/2005
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I think we are missing a word: "belt" "all black BELTS"
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01/01/2001
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HOLY CRAP, XTREME1970 HAS BLOWN THE ROOF OFF THIS THREAD!!!!! You're a goodmn rocket scientist/Sherlock Holmes, Xtreme! What a frigging genius!
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01/01/2001
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You mean this thread was not about the size of my schlong??
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01/01/2001
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Renzo Gracie is also a huge fan of ACDC's "Back in Black" album.
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Renzo also frequently competes in ADCC. Coincidence? I think not.