What if ... Why the FUK is women's cycles tied to MOON?

4/18/19 6:22 PM
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Why the hell is this?  They are not every 10 days, 15 days, 20 days, 25 days, 35 days, 40 days, 50 days, 100 days, 300 days, 1000 days, etc., etc.  But they are, not perfectly, but more/less, every 30 days, basically monthly.  Why in the fuk would when a woman cycles be tied to how often the moon goes around the earth?  Reall voodoo shit right there...

4/18/19 6:27 PM
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The only three I've heard is that it has to do with eclipses and cavemen stressing out over them

4/18/19 7:21 PM
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The moon doesnt go around the earth. The earth is flat!

4/18/19 7:23 PM
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overused meme, but I think it's appropriate here

 

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4/18/19 7:31 PM
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The moon controls the tides, this extrapolates to the blood tides of the female menstrual cycle. When the moon is closer it has a stronger gravitational pull on the blood in the uterus forcing it out of the body. 

It's basic science, bro. 

4/18/19 7:46 PM
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It's black magic. 

4/18/19 7:46 PM
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ABCTT_zebers3 -

The moon controls the tides, this extrapolates to the blood tides of the female menstrual cycle. When the moon is closer it has a stronger gravitational pull on the blood in the uterus forcing it out of the body. 

It's basic science, bro. 

Actually, the moon is tied to women's cycles, not the other way around.

The moon disappears when women are menstruating, for obvious reasons.

4/18/19 9:43 PM
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Full moon provides more light for cave-woman hunting and raping at night.

Or it's just a coincidence, considering there is alwys a bitch on he rag somewhere.

4/18/19 10:37 PM
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Homeslice -

Why the hell is this?  They are not every 10 days, 15 days, 20 days, 25 days, 35 days, 40 days, 50 days, 100 days, 300 days, 1000 days, etc., etc.  But they are, not perfectly, but more/less, every 30 days, basically monthly.  Why in the fuk would when a woman cycles be tied to how often the moon goes around the earth?  Reall voodoo shit right there...

30 days is well within normal for a woman's cycle, but generally the average for a woman is 28 days. The moon is also on what we estimate to be a 28 day cycle, it's technically off by a few hours, but we say 28 days

Edited: 4/18/19 10:46 PM
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the other very odd fact is that their menstral cycles synchronize when they spend a lot of time together ...
4/18/19 11:08 PM
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temp168505 - the other very odd fact is that their menstral cycles synchronize when they spend a lot of time together ...

Hahaha I also considered mentioning that in my OP temp, but I thought, its the OG, they can almost never focus on one thing at a time, let alone 2 lolol.  But that shit IS weird.

4/18/19 11:09 PM
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sicko - 
Homeslice -

Why the hell is this?  They are not every 10 days, 15 days, 20 days, 25 days, 35 days, 40 days, 50 days, 100 days, 300 days, 1000 days, etc., etc.  But they are, not perfectly, but more/less, every 30 days, basically monthly.  Why in the fuk would when a woman cycles be tied to how often the moon goes around the earth?  Reall voodoo shit right there...

30 days is well within normal for a woman's cycle, but generally the average for a woman is 28 days. The moon is also on what we estimate to be a 28 day cycle, it's technically off by a few hours, but we say 28 days


Soooo, I think you are backing up my OP sicko, no?  Why does it coincide with the freaking moon cycles?!??!

4/18/19 11:10 PM
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Care to make a few more FUK threads? I dont think you have made enough.

4/18/19 11:13 PM
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Homeslice -
sicko - 
Homeslice -

Why the hell is this?  They are not every 10 days, 15 days, 20 days, 25 days, 35 days, 40 days, 50 days, 100 days, 300 days, 1000 days, etc., etc.  But they are, not perfectly, but more/less, every 30 days, basically monthly.  Why in the fuk would when a woman cycles be tied to how often the moon goes around the earth?  Reall voodoo shit right there...

30 days is well within normal for a woman's cycle, but generally the average for a woman is 28 days. The moon is also on what we estimate to be a 28 day cycle, it's technically off by a few hours, but we say 28 days


Soooo, I think you are backing up my OP sicko, no?  Why does it coincide with the freaking moon cycles?!??!

I'm just saying 28 days is more accurate to say than the more or less 30 days you said 

4/18/19 11:57 PM
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dangerboy12 -
ABCTT_zebers3 -

The moon controls the tides, this extrapolates to the blood tides of the female menstrual cycle. When the moon is closer it has a stronger gravitational pull on the blood in the uterus forcing it out of the body. 

It's basic science, bro. 

Actually, the moon is tied to women's cycles, not the other way around.

The moon disappears when women are menstruating, for obvious reasons.

Lol.

4/19/19 4:58 AM
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Conventional thinking is that the gravitational field of the moon tears up our women’s pussy walls... which if true is pretty fucking rude. 

 

I’m not sure how this was scientifically confirmed, but I bet those pervert nerds were all over it.