Marlon Wayans wants Rousey to armbar his…

Actor, producer, comedian, writer, and director Marlon Wayans, 41, is the youngest of the ten Wayans siblings. Youngest children notoriously vie for attention, and in a recent appearance on The Conan O'Brien show, Wayans, well, he became a UGer.

Wayans' interest in MMA came to light when the UFC Twitter account re-tweeted this.

marlon wayans @MarlonWayans
This is hot!!!! Girl on girl! #ufc @ufc @rondaroussey I just wanna smell her training gloves and feet… http://instagram.com/p/kuiEreujV6/

When questioned about it by O'Brien, Wayans doubled down.

Conan O'Brien: You tweeted something recently I have to ask you about. You tweeted about UFC fighter Ronda Rousey. And you said that you…what was it that you said? That you wanted to. You have sort of a fixation with her?

Marlon Wayans: Um

Conan O'Brien: You wanted to smell her training gloves and feet wraps? Did you tweet that?

Marlon Wayans: Ya, but here's why. 

Conan: You either did or you didn't. You were sort of acting like 'we are we getting with this Conan' and then suddenly it went to 'Yaaaa'.

Marlon Wayans: Well here's the thing. I say that in a good way. Cause I know there's pheromones in those gloves and feet wraps. And I have a crush on her. I think she's dope.

Conan O'Brien: We have a picture of her actually wailing away on someone. And so…

Marlon Wayans: That's just sexy ain't it? Look how aggressive she is. There's something just about a woman that can you kick your behind. There's just something sexy about it. I want Laila Ali to just punch me in the face. I want her to just take me…cause she does this move..an armbar.

Conan O'Brien: You want to be beaten by a women is what you're saying?

Marlon Wayans: Well just some professionally, professionally though. So I want to wrestle around with her and I want her…I got a fantasy man I want to wrestle around with her. She makes people tap out.  In like three minutes. She  makes them tap out because grabs their arm and she breaks it back. I want her to grab my penis, and just grab it and pull it back…until I tap out. Tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Conan O'Brien: You won't have to tap out. She'll know when your done…it will be obvious

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